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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
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Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

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3: Chapter 3

4: Chapter 4

5: Chapter 5

6: Chapter 6

Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

Southern_Witch_69

151 Reviews   |   151 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

Humor Romance Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 18,963 Words 6 Chapters Complete
Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Hermione Granger Severus Snape

When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.

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Chapters (6)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6


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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant

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9/10

CharmedForce

*sniggers*"hard love-rod", "the big O"? Those are classics right there. And no SSHG is complete without at least ONE set of twins from them!

10/10

karelia

*wipes tears of laughter off eyes* I was LOL from one paragraph to the next, but I think your best was the epilogue.Now, how many readers thought this to be an ordinary fic rather than a parody? No, don't answer that........

9/10

CharmedForce

*cackles* Hubba hubba. That's too funny. I'm going to have visions of Snape saying that now!

0/10

sareliz

Oh, heavens, it was awful!  Thanks SW69, it was an absolute trip to read.

10/10

kittylefish

i don't know what was funnier - the reference to old snakey face or severus calling hermione his "girlfriend"(!). and that totally cringeworthy sex scene - i remember the first time i read a story that was going along kind of okay, and then all of a sudden, it was like OH.MY.GOD. what were they thinking! to sum up - bee-yoo-tee-full.

10/10

sinbad

Funny, and it's good to know there are plenty of kids (at least 2 in Slytherin!).

10/10

sinbad

Good chapter, even with the war at their doorstep I was able to laugh (especially at Ron's clothes!).

10/10

sinbad

Hairry Pooter? Roflol!  The romance is progressing nicely, but it's the humor that makes the story!

10/10

sinbad

I love Dumbledore egging Severus on.......I thought it was sweet.

9/10

sinbad

Very enjoyable, I loved the sassy dialogue between Draco and Hermione.

9/10

sinbad

Cute and funny, very light and easy read.

10/10

beaweasley2

Loved it. Really made me laugh and it is a fun silly! I enjoyed this very much.

0/10

Eva_Snape

Hilarious!

0/10

sunny33

Bloody hell, I'm trying to have lunch here woman! argghhh!!! ( runs away and hides from the terrible prose attack!)

10/10

blue artemis

That was the funniest chapter I've ever read.  And it really and truly was like somethings I've read already, skanky love scene and ridiculous epilogue and all.  Hee.  Please, post your next parody. 

10/10

irishredlass

Oh my god! Now that was definately CHEESE blue and molded, but quite hilarious!  Irish

0/10

timestep

Hubba Hubba?  I never thought I'd see the day when Snape would think that.

9/10

alisonmuses

hahaha.i think that there were 57 hads, but i can't be sure. thanks for the fun ride!

0/10

novelidea

Bwahaha, so deliciously cheesy. Thanks for the lift in my day.

0/10

sassmacfru

I first read this part-Hagrid had his half-brother giant there, who was more than willing to take out Death Eaters. Aurors, Ministry workers, parents, and staff ( totally missed the period there) and was thinking to myself, goodness Gwomp is getting everybody! lol Totally enjoyed this as I do the rest of your work.

10/10

fizzabella

Hermietta? That's as bad as Draco Malfoy on a camel:) It's a good thing I had finished my soda before reading this, is all I can say:) :: shakes head::Terrific and funny, you do parody so well:)Fizzabella

10/10

kizzy7

Loved it, especially the funky sex scene. I laughed and laughed and laughed...time-turner parody sounds wonderful *hint* ;-)

0/10

lmm

geee...something seems familiar...can't exactly place which lines...(maybe all???)...love & laughter right back to ya!

0/10

Mint Stick

LOL! This last chapter in particular made me both groan and giggle at the same time. The less said about that sex scene, the better. ;-) (There are good reasons why I never want to write one!)Thanks for this, it was a lot of fun!

10/10

snitchette

Sevvie Jr and Hermietta. I'm still laughing about those one. Very good. And I would add: Please post the time turner parody.

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