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Humor Potions Under Duress 1,500 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Severus Snape Vincent Crabbe

The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation.

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moor

*dying laughing*
Oh, this is going straight to the Favourites list! XD Vagina dentata FTW! XD

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Ljpjcg

I effing LOVE the title. And the story.

10/10

katielady08

I love this!!!! Awesome and so funny!

10/10

kakoli

"Tell me, my love, would you prefer Malfoy Manor or Crabbe Castle as a wedding gift?”

What a wonderfully cunning and unbelievably manipulative couple. This piece is simply marvellous!

10/10

gabi1791

That is hilarious!!! Great!

10/10

rons_love

haha. i get a kick out of this story everytime i read it. =]

10/10

cenicienta

Cunning, great scheming and funny! Just my kind of story. Thank you for sharing!

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magritte

Teeheehee! There's so much angst out there, I love the thought of them having a bit of Slytherin fun together.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Gotta take a break from the angst sometimes! And this pairing has tremendous potential for mischief. Thank you for reviewing.

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MMADfan

Teehee! I saw it coming, but it was great! I love the teeth bit! haha! Thank you for a fun read! Snape is the master Slytherin, isn't he? And Hermione is the brightest witch of her age . . . haha!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

They make for a formidable pair, those two, not the sort to passively accept such a silly law. I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Nessann

Rofl excllent i loved this one!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you. I thought it was time for a humorous take on the old MLC.

10/10

sbrande

LOL! I never expected the ending. Thank you for keeping me guessing!

Love Sonia :)

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I just love putting a twist at the end of a story - I'm quite chuffed I managed to surprise you with this one. Thanks for reviewing, darl.

10/10

bound_by_passion

*giggles*Very funny, darling. I like the twist on the marriage law. ~DHW

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You're Walshie! You said you'd reviewed, but I couldn't find it. Silly Buzzy.

I came up with the plot idea months ago, long before I got to know you, but as soon as I did I had a feeling it would be your sort of thing. A little dark, a little twisted, and cute and funny with it. Just like you. :D

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You're Walshie! You said you'd reviewed, but I couldn't find it. Silly Buzzy.

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Elise_Wanderer

What a clever turn on the old ML fic! Nicely done!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I'm always looking for a new twist. I'm glad you enjoyed this one.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I'm always looking for a new twist. I'm glad you enjoyed this one.

10/10

enchanter

Oh man. You're my hero, this was a fab twist!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*puts on cape and tights and strikes a pose*

Thank you so much.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*puts on cape and tights and strikes a pose*

Thank you so much.

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swythyv

Buwahaha! Oh, well done, well done! How could we all have overlooked Vaginata Dentata for so long? I feel myself to be a complete dunderhead - and you stand revealed as the only true Slytherin among us. :D

*Snorfles* Oh, the glory of holding all the little snakes to the fire...and Snape to boot. Gosh, magic just doesn't get any better than this. She IS a witch, or what - and you are the clever. ;D

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Such high praise! *blushes* I've always seen Hermione as a little bit Slytherin, and writing her really brings out that side of me. Though I'd hate to be the only one - so much more fun with co-conspirators.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

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mysticforce

HahahaGood slytherin! Sev is so yummy!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

There is something delicious about a man ranting about women's rights. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

There is something delicious about a man ranting about women's rights. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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lillithj

BWAH! Fabulous twist. I was laughing out loud at the end.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I just love a twisty tale. I'm so glad you enjoyed this one!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

I just love a twisty tale. I'm so glad you enjoyed this one!

10/10

arynwy

LOL! *hugs you* This is the best.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Awww. Thank you.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Awww. Thank you.

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prosopopoiia

Brilliant! I can't stop laughing.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you! I'm glad I could make you laugh.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thank you! I'm glad I could make you laugh.

9/10

orm irian

VERY funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You are quite welcome. And thank you for reviewing.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

You are quite welcome. And thank you for reviewing.

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MeMs

oh, fantastic. That certainly is an original take on the marriage law

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Alexannah

*thanks lucky stars was not reading on library computer*One of the best one-shots I've read in a while! I will never forget this one :) I've never really been tempted much by the MLC, because the only responses I've seen were pretty similar, but now I'm inspired. I will write my own and put the old

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

spin on it ... one day, when I've got further with my current plot bunnies.Thanks for a teriffic read!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Should I have put a "not work safe" warning on it? ;D

There are always new ways to tell stories. I'd love to see what you come up with.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

spin on it ... one day, when I've got further with my current plot bunnies.Thanks for a teriffic read!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Should I have put a "not work safe" warning on it? ;D

There are always new ways to tell stories. I'd love to see what you come up with.

10/10

Fawkes_07

BWAHAHAHAHA!Very very nice.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*grins*

Thank you.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*grins*

Thank you.

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Persevero

I have to confess to loving MLCs. I am repeatedly astonished by the sheer creativity of their writers, but this one takes the biscuit (*sniggers*).

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*munches on yummy biscuit*

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

*munches on yummy biscuit*

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

9/10

helshez

lol! never play poker with that pair!

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Not if you want to get away from the table with anything left. :D

Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)

Not if you want to get away from the table with anything left. :D

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