so well woven into canon, Severus' thoughts fit perfectly--it makes a nice read. But the idea gives me the creeps!

Well, now, that is a definitely different view of the situation. I might have nightmares from that one. LOL.

Sorry to say this story disturbs me but well written.....

Poor Severus, having to settle for Argus.  Oh well, at least he had images of Lucius to get him through.  This fic was very funny.   Tamara

Very cleverly and entertainingly done - you wove that in with canon so very well, that whenever I re - read CoS, I'll be reminded of this.

The idea of the visual of those two together being so mind numbingly horrific aside (scrubs brain with bleach), it had a black humour I found very appealing.

I certainly enjoyed the flow of this piece - Thanks!               

Argus and Severus? Eeeeewwwwwww...
But the story is funny.

That's a horrible horrible thought!!But well written :)