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Azkaban Prison Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge
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Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge

dracontia

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Humor General Parody Alternate Universe Azkaban Prison 1,076 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Avery (Death Eater) Bellatrix Lestrange Crabbe (Death Eater) Dolores Jane Umbridge Goyle (Death Eater) Lucius Malfoy Peter Pettigrew Rabastan Lestrange Rodolphus Lestrange Severus Snape Walden Macnair

Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.

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Member Since 2006  |  69 Stories  |  Favorited by 208  |  51 Reviews Written  |  1,397 Review Responses

Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.

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jectex

LOL.

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

That's the general idea! Thanks for reviewing

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

That's the general idea! Thanks for reviewing

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mock_turtle

perfect.  parfait.  exsquisite. magnifico.  the only thing that could have made it better is peter saying "she'll sing at me, I know she will!"  and then umbridge singing....  I love hyacinth!  hooray!  I never realized how much she is like umbridge.  wow.

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

Thanks very much! I totally pictured Hyacinth Bucket when Umbridge was described :D  I couldn't get her singing, darn it! Had to settle for 'hem, hem'-ing at ol' Pettigrew, though I did manage to work in a 'I think he fancies me!'  LOL!

10/10

saschia

Great, as allways...

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

Thanks, as always! Good to see you here again--how is post-DH fandom treating you? 

9/10

ozarkmoon

Oh my! Combining my favorite PBS show with Deatheaters! How creative. I had a good chuckle reading this. Thanks for sharing it!

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

LOL Okay, now I have this image of a Death Eaters Documentary on PBS. I may never stop laughing!   (Using emoticons to simulate the hypothetical DE documentary. I know it's a lame attempt, sorry!)Thank you so much for the review--and for that image. (Though I hope I can resist letting it become a plot bunny *groan*)

10/10

bound_by_passion

Oh this is brilliant. Odd that I found this story now, since I'm acctually watching Keeping Up Appearances...Now I’m going to return to pouting because Patricia Routledge isn’t playing Umbridge in movie 5Tell me about it. She would have made an excellent Umbridge. Oh, this is so going on my favourites list....

Response from dracontia (Author of Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge)

Glad you enjoyed it! I would venture to say that, if J.K. Rowling were to claim that she never once thought of Hyacinth Bucket while writing Umbridge... er... get out the Veritaserum. LOL Thanks very much for the review!

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