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Potions Under Duress Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans
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Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans

1: Axis One

2: Axis Two

3: Axis Three

4: Convergence

Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans

sunny33

52 Reviews   |   52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )

Humor Parody Potions Under Duress 5,051 Words 4 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

Severus Snape and Ron Weasley are reluctant partners on a special mission.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: Axis One

Chapter 2: Axis Two

Chapter 3: Axis Three

Chapter 4: Convergence


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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Reviews for Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans

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9/10

ChiffonShock

Loved this muchlies!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

:D

10/10

mick42

Hermione showing her Slytherin side, love it. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks,, mick! :)

10/10

mick42

The lists are a lovely idea Hermione, but I don't think Severus will put up much of a fight.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Not if he knows what's good for him. ;)

10/10

mick42

Hermione may have done better with a tape measure, a ruler can only measure a straght line.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

LOL Trust you to think of that! :)

10/10

mick42

Oh my! I have the feeling that Hermione and Ron will be leading Severus astray.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Hehe. ;)

10/10

Mistress Therese

Too Funny!!!!!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thank you! :)

0/10

sapphire_phoenix

I love a cheeky little crack-fic... Brava!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Hehe, thanks! :)

10/10

blue artemis

I totally love these.  Carrots and all.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks, blue. :)

10/10

snitchette

Trully I wonder what she finds in Ron? But that's not the subject. I can't wait for the party to begins.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Ours is not to reason why... ;)

0/10

isalie

Hilarious!Ron is bright as the darkest night. Wonderful.There will be a next chapter, right?I'm scared.Intrigued, but scared. Like watching a car crash.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

One more to go. :)

0/10

isalie

OMG, there was more than one chapter?YAY! No, of course I didn't say that.I'm still scared to death by the mere idea of Snape and the that redhead being involved in... things.Ick.However, you were most generous to spare us with too many details.And the not scary part was hilarious and great.A ruler, eh? Guess one should expect no less from her.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Well, it was supposed to be a one-shot, but the bunny got away on me. :)

10/10

HBAR

I can never look at carrots the same after this story!  Of course we usually eat baby carrots ar our house and, well, that is just sad in this context :(Her list is so Hermione, and so funny.  I wonder if he is sitting at his house making his own list for them?I am highly anticipating the final part of this tale, so make it a good one.  I know I can always count on you to come through with something perfect!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

The last bit is done and ready to go.  You will get in in a day or two. :)

10/10

reets67

Oh Merlin's Furry koala G-string and matching handcuffs!

Unbarbequables - ROFL!

Going to check my vegetable crisper and nearest billabong now!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Oooo... stripey! :D

10/10

reets67

 

Oh Merlin's Furry koala G-string and matching handcuffs!

Unbarbequables - ROFL! Going to check out my vegetable crisper right now!

 

 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks.  How do you make it stripey? :)

Response from reets67 (Reviewer)

UM?  Wave my wand and say Screenus Strypeeus? No? Not even close eh? Unfortunately it may be some issues with using Google Chrome, because I also lost the spacing as well - but it's got me beat. Try highlighting it to read it, works for me!

0/10

mock_turtle

I was very surprised when it turned out that hermione was snape's superior.  that was well done :)  scratch that, this whole thing was surprising--and surprisingly convincing.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks! :)

0/10

kimjo2

oh, my...vibrating carots.  what an intriguing thought.  lovely story.  thanks and christmas and holiday smoochies

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Ron's a naughty boy! :)

10/10

snitchette

Are you planning to write the actual main event? *puppy dog eyes* because I'd very much want to read it *win*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Do I have to?  *whine* :P

10/10

sevibaby

You have a strange sense of humor.  We could get along great. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

LOL. I'm sure we would! :)

10/10

peppermint

*giggle* I adore a Severus with a penchant for ginger hair. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

You would, vox! :)

10/10

neelix

lol... this was mad, but very funny! Nice work!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

! :)

0/10

debjunk

LOL, this was quite funny. Hadn't guessed on the ending. Well done.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks, deb! :)

10/10

Anonymous

this makes up for the crap im going to have to go read for big bang. 



Author's Response: LOL.  Fortify yourself. :P

0/10

firewall

Hahahahaha! That was brilliant.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks! :)

10/10

Gardengirl

I LOVE IT! That was hilarious. It's true, though, everyone DOES forget that Ron's got a gift for strategy. Thanks so much

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

LOL. Thanks! :)

10/10

blue artemis

There are so many reasons to love this story.  Unbarbecuables? Ron setting the whole thing up for Hermione, or for Snape, who knows.  Wonderful.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)

Thanks, blue! :)

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