A Complex Diva
debjunk26 Reviews | 26 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
Severus gets more than he bargained for when he gathers mushrooms in the Forbidden Forest.
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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)
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It mirrored my week.A drama llama, huh? Do you think those things hang out in teenage girls' bedrooms? :)
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
That's where they're born. They then move on to water coolers at the office and places like that.
where do you get these bunnies??!! great stuff and mega mucho smoochies to you, my deb
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
I honestly don't know! They just pop into my head. Mega smoochies and hugs right back!
This is hilarious! Lol. Severus does make the best diva. I almost feel bad that Horace left him there like that. I wonder it Snape will remember what happened, it might be good for Slughorn if he doesn't. Heaven help him if Severus does, lol.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
I think he will remember. Maybe that's a sequel brewing, huh? LOL. I don't know though. As I said to another reviewer, he may go hide away because he's so embarrassed by his own behavior.
ROFL ! Drama Severus is abosultely hilarious. But clearly unbearable for other people.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
LOL, clearly!
Oh come on! I wanted to see him flounce through the castle! 
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
That would have been ideal, but Sluggy just couldn't stand it any longer.
Fiji Water...Pedicure...TLC for his Feet!!....he sure can carry off the Diva act!....hahahaha.....
....love this....
..love ur writing style so much.....plz do add me on ur update list if u can...i wud surely like to know abt any new fics ur writing.....love ya...tc...
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Oh thanks! I'm thrilled you like my writing, especially this one. It was a lot of fun to write.I think if you favorite author me, you'll get updates when I've posted something new. I usually post late Saturday night with the drabbles, and of course, I've got Recovery, which is a wip. They'll all alert to your email.
ROFLMAO!!! What a great twist, dj. I thought Slughorn would be the diva. And the Drama-llama?! Hilarious. But in the end, Slughorn proved why you can never trust a Slytherin, especially the Head of house. This was so, so, so funny.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Yep. Well, after Severus' attitude, he kind of needed to be left all alone. LOL. Thanks,
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
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This is the funniest thing EVER! Snape demanding a pedi because his feet need TLC, I about fell off my chair dying of laughter! LOL!
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Wow, thanks kizzy! I'm glad you liked it. Also glad you didn't hurt yourself.
So he just left Severus there, in the forest? What a crock! Thanks for the story - Sara
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
He did! Typical Sluggy. Of course, with Severus' attitude, he kind of deserved it. LOL! Thanks, sara!
*giggles madly* This is brilliant!
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
LOL, glad you liked it!
Sacred mushrooms, eh? What a hilarious story to wake up to on a Sunday morning. And I love that Drama-Llama.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Thank you! I like a good laugh on Sat night/sun morning!
Ah Poor Severus. No tonly does he tell Slughorn exactly what he thinks of him, he gets left behind laying on the ground. I hope Hargid finds him and carries him to the castle. Boy, when Severus wakes up, SLughorn had best be scarce!
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
LOL, bea. I wonder if Severus will be ticked at Sluggy or embarrassed that he acted the way he did? *Slinks away to the castle not to be seen for two days.* *Has an urge to start wearing scarves and throw them over his shoulder.*
Response from beaweasley2 (Reviewer)
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I like the drama llama. :P
Author's Response: Thank you! I thought you might enjoy this particular drabble. :)
*falls over laughing* You know why. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. And So Completely In Character! *fangurls you*
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Well, this one's for you, then. (and me and... others. LOL.) Glad you loved it, hon. Hugs!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I think my cackling may have woken up the house at 2:30 am... the dog is giving me funny looks.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
LOL. Thanks! Glad you liked it, despite waking everyone.
Wow. Have I told you lately how much you rock my sox? Damn those Drama llama's! They pop up when you least expect them and create crazy situations! Thanks for this honey. Much Love ~ Brena
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Thank you, hon! I owe much of it to you and your cleverly coined phrase! This story was begging to be written, don't you think?
Drama-llama! Kudos for coming up with such an amazing magical creature that has such a great theme song.
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
LOL, thanks Merrin. Didn't know about the song, and have to give credit for the 'drama llama' to brenamarie, who said it in passing a couple of weeks ago.
Response from WriterMerrin (Reviewer)
Well, your Diva Severus was the highlight anyway.
ok, you win. best drabble of the night. this is so what i needed to read after my fandom week. how wonderfully crafted!
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
Oh, thanks, asid! I think we all needed a little bit of this after these last couple of weeks, really.
"Do you think this cape works for me? I was thinking of going purple." HILARIOUS.Heaven help us if Lucius ever gets attacked!
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
wow, that would be faaaabbbbuulluuuusss if he were.
Tee Hee... real cute. The Drama-llama is a truly exceptional foe as it exists both in Severus' world and in ours. :) Severus was right to be cautious AND Slughorn right to knock our dear Potions master out so no one else would have to be subjected to him. lol
Response from debjunk (Author of A Complex Diva)
For once, Slughorn has made the right decision. But he might want to hide whenever Snape wakes up.