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Potions Under Duress The Tale of No
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The Tale of No

1: One

The Tale of No

Battle of Lissa

38 Reviews   |   38 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Humor Romance Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 2,881 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Original Character Severus Snape

Very tiny, precocious, and prone to trouble, No has come to Hogwarts. And Severus and Hermione find life as they’ve known it thrown out the window. Written as a gift for Ladyinthecloak for the between2snakes LJ community.

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About Battle of Lissa

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Battle of Lissa

Member Since 2007  |  12 Stories  |  Favorited by 141  |  65 Reviews Written  |  765 Review Responses




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Student at California State University of Los Angeles. Currently studying Law and Society Sociology and Criminology while hovering in graduation limbo.

I enjoy writing simple poetry about love, life, and betrayal; either about myself or those closest to me. 
Notice! December 2, 2010:
This site is amazing. The numerous reviews and reads I have received here has been beyond humbling. However as I have gotten older, RL has taken main priority to reading and writing fanfic. Any tiny fraction of personal time I am able to indulge myself has been spent in the fandom, but I must admit it had been dwindling more and more. I will NEVER abandon anything I have begun, and attempt to finish my WIPs every day. However, like many authors, I have made the mistake of submitting my work to more archives than I am capable of maintaining with the care that is due them. If I am able and time willing, I might continue to update my fics here, but my main priority lies elsewhere. MODERATED ARCHIVES ARE A BLESSING AND NECESSARY FOR QUALITY FIC. I stand by that. Unfortunately submitting my fics to various moderated archives means more time necessary to edit the various mistakes each individual archives will find in my work. My fics will continue to be updated at Ashwinder and Potter Place Archives, anywhere else will have to take a back seat. This is my problem and I take full responsibility. Thank you for reading, reccing, voting, and reviewing my fics on The Petulant Poetess!

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10/10

jenidralph

Oh, but this was fun!!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you so much!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you so much!

10/10

Mari01

Lovely! But I do think it would be even better with an epilogue =] Kisses

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

THank you!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

THank you!

10/10

HBAR

Nothing sweeter than a man who dotes on his little girl.  Even if he wants to pretend that he doesn't.  He is in way over his head.  Thank goodness for Her-my-my!  I'd definitely recommend an extension of this story

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

So pleased you enjoyed this fic! I am trying to write a sequel for the Severus Big Bang community on Insane Journal. Thank you for the read and review!

10/10

Lyndie578

Very clever.  A wonderful catalyst for SS/HG without any of the impropriety the presence of a child would suggest.  Very well crafted.  Thank you for sharing!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Very excited you enjoyed it! Thank you for the read and review!

0/10

kimjo2

adorable!  thanks

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you!

9/10

Homunculus

Awww -- so cute!! :) How about a sequel?

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you! I have nothing in mind ATM but I'm not against continuing this.

0/10

sunny33

No, no, no! Don't stop! :)

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

I wish they're could've been more but this fic was difficult as it is! If I am able, I'll continue it. Thank you for reading!

10/10

snitchette

This is wonderfully cute. I would love to read more if you ever feel the muse because too much id left unanswered. Like Eileen's back story, how did he find her and more importantly how the three of them would interact in the next couple of months or years. That would be so lovely. Please. *puppy dog eyes*

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

As you said, if I feel the muse I'll attempt to add more. Who knows. Thank you for reading and the review!!

10/10

neelix

Awwwww! *sniff*... How wonderful that was, just the thing before I head off to work. Thank you so much!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you sooo much! Very pleased you enjoyed this.

10/10

Ryder

With a toddler at home, this fic is completely realisitic and plausible. I love t!For never having done a "happy fic" before, I think you've done extordinarily well. Though I do wish there would be more. ^.^ I'd love to see how everything progresses... Especially how Sev handles the teen years. BUT! Job very well done! Oodles of kudos!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you so much! I don't have any children myself and had to use my nephew as an inspiration for No (which is his favorite word, lol). So I'm very excited to hear that this came off realistic. My muse isn't present ATM, but I'm not completely dismissing the idea of more.

0/10

Angenieta

Wonderful story. And very recognizable having a 21 month old No at home.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you so much! I don't have any children, but my nephew is 23 months and was used as the inspiration for No. Thank you for the review!

0/10

because

There are no words to some up how much I love this li'l fic.  It is too too cute and is exactly how I see Sev. I know you'll say no to more "NO" but I love her and her ways and I want more more more.  Pleeeeeeease.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

I have no plans at the present to continue this, but I'm not against it either. Pray my muse returns. Thank you so much for the read and review!

10/10

faeriebell

Love. It. I really would like more. So sweet and endearing.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you! If my muse bites, I'll try. ;)

10/10

livvy6

Brilliant! Funny, heart-pulling, and I loved Hermione's amusement at this whole situation. I could actually see her smirking!Good workLivvy

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you so much, Livvy! Very pleased you enjoyed this. =D

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

More, please? You can't leave it there! She's such a sweet little cherub, and come on, we need more!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Happy you enjoyed it. As of now I have no definite ideas on how to continue this, but if my muse returns I will. Thank you for reading!

0/10

Clairvoyant

You made me laugh.  Leave it to a toddler to bring Severus and Hermione together quicker than leaving them to their own devices.  This story begs for follow up.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Comedy is foreign to me, so it's exciting to hear that this made you laugh. Seeing as this was very difficult to write, I have no plans for a follow up. I'm not against it though. Thank you for reading!

10/10

sregner

Oh no you can't stop there!  Excellent story BTW

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

It is complete for now, but who knows if my muse decides to return. Thank you for reading and the review!

0/10

Stephanie76

And there is more coming, right?  I love this, it's so adorable.  I haven't read a fic like this before!  Please keep it up.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

I honestly do wish there was more, but this was difficult to write as it is. We'll see. Thank you for the read and review!

10/10

ConstantComment

Adorable! That was touching and very funny! Heh. I can just imagine Severus being danced around by this devilish child. *grins* Thanks for sharing! -CC

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Very pleased you enjoyed this!! Thank you for the read and review!

10/10

Nessa

This is lovely. Could you add to it? I'd love to see how Snape and Hermione progress.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

I would add to it if I could! If my muse returns, I'll attempt it. Thank you for the read and review!

0/10

itchyfoot

Great little story. I hope you'll add to it. I would love to see how they all progress.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you! I'd like to add more but I have no inspiration ATM. Thanks for reading!

10/10

rosered

Wonderfully sweet and funny!  Well done.  :D

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

Thank you! And thank you for the read and review!

10/10

braye27

I can't believe you've never written a 'happy' fic before.  This is wonderful, and it strikes me that it is a perfect "outline" for a longer story... if you were ever of a mind to write it.  The bones are there and waiting to be fleshed-out to tell a very, very interesting story.  I'm just sayin'.Whether you ever do anything else with it or not, I want you to know that I love it and found myself wondering what would have lead to Severus becoming a father to Eileen and what would his and Hermione's relationship be.My compliments to you for a fabulous read!  Beth

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

I'd say "outline" is THE way to describe this. I tried to completely flesh out this story but it was way too hard for me. Thus, I attempted a drabble, lol. I'd love to add more to this, but as it is I have no idea how to go about it right now. Thank you for the read and review!

10/10

Learka

Reading this gave me such warm-fuzzy feelings!  It was lovely, oh I do hope there's more to it sometime.

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

"Sometime" is definitely the key word here. Happy you enjoyed it. Thank you for the review!

10/10

Sampdoria

What a wonderful story, thank you so much for sharing it with us!

Response from Battle of Lissa (Author of The Tale of No)

So excited you enjoyed it! Thank you for reading and the review!

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