The Hurricane Did It
ladyofthemasque22 Reviews | 22 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )
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ladyofthemasque
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I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for The Hurricane Did It
Never been on the ride. But hate the song. Too anoying, too easy to get the tune stuck...
GaaaaaaaahhhhhThis fic hould be banned gaaaaaaaaahhhhow will I get that bloody song out of my bloody head gaaaaaaaaaaahhhThe visual of Severus on That ride makes up for the torture in my head...it's all in me heaad, it's all in me head and its driving me nutscheers Moepi aKA Michèle
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
It's not just Severus on that ride...it's Severus and Hermione, and just picture the two of them snogging like it was the horrors of the Tunnel of Love...~Lotm(kidnapped and held ransom by plot-bunnies and house-buying elves)
I never would have guessed this was about Disney Park? Disney World. Haven't been there either, but it seems I haven't missed too much...Anyway, if I ever go there, I will have my want at ready, this much is sure.hehesalva
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Disney World...and do have your wand ready, just in case...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Disney World...and do have your wand ready, just in case...~Lotm
It's just brilliant..
Hee hee.
figures bigger boobs men and their fixation with big boobs too funny
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
I already have my own ,thanks. You want some, you can have 'em! Take half of mine, please!~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
I already have my own ,thanks. You want some, you can have 'em! Take half of mine, please!~Lotm
LOL! I can identify, my husband absolutely hates that song. Having a hurricane to blame it on is poetic justice to say the least.Cheers,Stef 
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Good! That was my thought, too.~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Good! That was my thought, too.~Lotm
LOVE it!! And who hasn't been tempted to do the same, LOL! I'm going (again) next month, and regrettably, this is my 3-year-old's favourite ride. *heavysigh* indeed!!!!At least now I'll have something to smile about when I'm on the ride; I'm certain I'll be remembering this story! Well done...
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
*comfort hug*~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
*comfort hug*~Lotm
Severus and the "It's a Small World Ride?" What a visual! And I love his consolation prize for putting eveything to rights. Please write more of these type of ficlets.
i got caught on that ride one and i would have done the same thing! great drabble...loved the bigger boobs! thanks
I can see him trying to kill the ride. My 5 yr old daugther loved it; my 7 yr old son said in the most digusted voice imaginable "Mommy, Don't Ever Make Me Go On That Again!"
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Lmao! Both times I've been to Disney World, my mother and I both deliberately chose to go on the ride, knowing in advance all the warnings, etc, from ours and others' experiences.It's actually quite tolerable...until the end. Where you're mere yards away from escaping, but stuck in an unmoving line of ride boats, and the song just keeps going on and on and on...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Lmao! Both times I've been to Disney World, my mother and I both deliberately chose to go on the ride, knowing in advance all the warnings, etc, from ours and others' experiences.It's actually quite tolerable...until the end. Where you're mere yards away from escaping, but stuck in an unmoving line of ride boats, and the song just keeps going on and on and on...~Lotm
I think my response to your response may have to involve Hermione's boobs. LOL!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
*snerk* Go for it!~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
*snerk* Go for it!~Lotm
Sorry ... had to add another. I was reading through the reviews. Someone said 'this is what one calls a crackfic, isn't it?' and ... Well, I couldn't help but thinking, "Isn't that what one writes while on crack?"I mean, if it's going to enhance my humor and writing skills ... then I'm all for it.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
The bunny might've been a mildly addicted crack-bunny. I myself am a self-control freak. (I'm fairly laid-back about others, but I prefer very strongly to be in control of my own vices; drugs, alcohol, tobacco, etc., control their consumer, ergo I avoid them...which pretty much leaves me with the vices of sex and chocolate. As to when I can actually get my hands on those options...*sigh*)~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
The bunny might've been a mildly addicted crack-bunny. I myself am a self-control freak. (I'm fairly laid-back about others, but I prefer very strongly to be in control of my own vices; drugs, alcohol, tobacco, etc., control their consumer, ergo I avoid them...which pretty much leaves me with the vices of sex and chocolate. As to when I can actually get my hands on those options...*sigh*)~Lotm
That bloody ride was not open the last time I was at Disneyland. I can only wish it was a permanent thing ... like they were taking it down and putting up something less ... annoying (at Disneyland?!). So I feel his pain.Someone needs to give me bigger boobs. I'm afraid they've shrunk a little with the weight I've lost. Doesn't the body realize it's supposed to only lose it in my stomach and hips, NOT by boobs?! *aims wand at self* 
Mammicus enlargicus!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
(Watch where you point that thing, please.) You can definitely have some of mine! I'm tired of the constant back pain and back problems...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
(Watch where you point that thing, please.) You can definitely have some of mine! I'm tired of the constant back pain and back problems...~Lotm
No idea what that was about.
Anonymous
Just what are you on, lady? Whatever it is, can I have some, please?
hehe. I'm going there in November. I shall keep in mind that I cannot Avada the singing dolls.
Author's Response: Only if you share...and only if you remember this and giggle if/when you go on the ride...
*hugs*
~Lotm
I didn't... I wouldn't... I couldn't... I won't do it again! He sounds like a three year old LOL
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Disney has been known to reduce even the most stalwart of souls to such depths, indeed...muahahah.~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Disney has been known to reduce even the most stalwart of souls to such depths, indeed...muahahah.~Lotm
This is what one calls Crackfic, isn't it?
LOL. That was amazing! I laughed so hard my dog looked at me strangely. (He's the only one still up.)
Hee.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Ahuh!~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Hurricane Did It)
Ahuh!~Lotm
LOL what a baby!
Do little wisps of smoke curl up from the dolls when they die?