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Advice to a New Husband

tonksinger

65 Reviews   |   65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 100 Favorites )

Drama Romance Erotica Potions Under Duress 1,542 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley:

Do you know what she likes?
I know what she likes.

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Chapter 1: Advice to a New Husband (one-shot)


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Member Since 2008  |  18 Stories  |  Favorited by 153  |  66 Reviews Written  |  650 Review Responses

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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.

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10/10

whingechimes

The tone of this is absolutely perfect. I come back and read it again and again. And in my head, the voice is like a more smug sinister version of Alan Rickman's. Glorious.

I like that you've left it ambiguous why she married Ron, as you said- people do strange things for bad reasons. Not going into it stops us getting drawn off track.

9/10

Megzela

So good, that last line lol! 

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Bah, why did she marry that ginger haired twit anyways? I absolutely hate that part of canon.. he's not good enough for her. Smart enough for her.

10/10

BellatrixLives

O m g... I loved this <3

10/10

madameseverussnape

I usually hate one shots...but Oh. My. Goodness.
Brilliant!

0/10

moor

That last line was devastating. :DLove his confidence.

10/10

cottontail

I read this quite a while ago and it still amazes me.  I can't find the words to describe how much I love this. I love his point of view and how vulnerable he is.  He deserves so much more.  Truly heartbreaking for both of them.  One of my very favorite one shots that I will go back and re-read again and again.  It completely gets under my skin.

10/10

parothed67

Oh, what a deliciously evil little work!  It's  a guilty pleasure for me since I take a dim view of infidelity but I couldn't help but grin at the raw display of angst/lust/spite.  It's a well executed angry rant that anyone who has ever been wronged by someone they were in love (or lust) with can probably relate to.  My compliments to the scribe!

10/10

Merceas

It doesn't matter how often I re-read this, the last line makes me laugh out loud EVERY time. XD

9/10

Doomspark

I read this one a long time ago and enjoyed it - and then completely forgot the title so I couldn't go back and review it.  Someone kindly sent me a link to it today.  Thanks for a great tale.

0/10

snapify52

Love the territorial!Snape and naughty!Hermione. This story is TEH HAWT!

0/10

RawenclawBabe

This is probably the best HG/SS one-shot I've ever read. Although I don't completely understand why she married Ron at all, if she was having an affair with Severus beforehand - but I'm not particular fond of marriage anyway, so I don't really see the point.I love the way you tell the story from Severus point of view, although despite the title it would be better, if Ron never know (he explodes rather easily and sulks without end afterwards and he'd tell his mother. And I wouldn't wish the wrath of Molly Weasley on Severus and Hermione)I really love this story, I've read it at least three times by now, it's simple great. Although the implications given by this story would suffice for a very long sequel, espescially how this love triangle affects the future - in canon Ron and Hermione have two children and the paternity would be an issue with an ongoing affair on her part. Just great.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you very much! People do strange things for bad reasons, is my explanation for why Hermione did what she did. I don't think Ron ever finds out--it's just sort of a thought piece for Severus, stuff he'd tell Ron if he could. And yes, the Wrath of Molly is fearful indeed.

10/10

KDP

Oh My God...That was verry good. Great story.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thanks so much!

0/10

Dziude

I love it... you really captured snarky, mean Severus so well. I could imagine his tone of voice and his smirking while I was reading.  I don`t condone adultery in real life but this made a wonderfully original idea for a fic. I had an acquaintnace who was involved with someone who was married, and I remember him saying the exact same thing-"it's her marriage to cheat on"...so I think you really hit the nail on the head!So, well done :)

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Playing with what we don't like in real life is a lot of fun. For some reason I'm reminded of the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt thing--she got all the flak for that, but, er, he's the one who was married...

10/10

audriebeth

I stumbled across one of your other stories, and am so glad I clicked on your username to see what else you had written! Your stories are all very well done. Congratulations on having such a masterful writing technique.Oh, and your stories are super raunchy and marvelously imaginative. And smarmy. Very smarmy. I love it.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you very much! No one's ever called my writing "smarmy" before, but I think I like the description. :)

10/10

katielady08

This is one of the BEST one shots that has EVER been written!Thank you!!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

*blushes*Thank you!

10/10

katielady08

I liked this story very much!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

I liked this review very much!

10/10

baiser

This was amazing. Severus' tone is just perfect. Beautifully written, well done. The end was an exquisite twist of the knife as well.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you very much. That last line might be the most evil thing I've ever written. As such, I'm very fond of it. :P

10/10

baklava

Deliciously naughty, wicked - everything we want our lover to be...to say.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Lol. True dat. Thank you!

0/10

RemusGal

Wow.  This is brilliant.  Loved the ending. 

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you very much! I had evil fun coming up with that last line...

0/10

liviconnor

*fans self*  Pardon me while I fetch my smelling salts...  I do believe I feel a swoon coming on!  Adultery- well, not placing much faith in the whole marriage institution, I could care less.  But Severus Snape and Hermione carrying on an affair right under Ron's nose?  (And how did Hermione manage to get to him on her /wedding night/?)  That's hot.  You kind of figure that Ron carried out the 'marital act' then fell asleep.  Well, more power to Hermione for getting what she wants.  And more power to you, for giving it to us.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

*fans you* Well, don't faint, Miz Scahlett...*smiles* Thank you very much. I'm very fond of this story, all morals aside.

0/10

silencio_sempra

This is a great story, innovative, sexy as hell, and funny to boot! I'm not sure I can see Snape as the strewing roses on the floor to the bedroom type (I would snort at that too, eh!) but I can certainly see him having no morals or qualms where Weasley's welfare was concerned.  I suppose Hermione doesn't really seem the cheating type either....but how could she resist, really?  Thanks for the fun and unique story!

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you! I don't think he ever actually strew roses about anywhere, but maybe it was mentioned or something... ugh, rose petals. No thank you. They're probably disgusting after two people have been rolling about boinking on them for ages.

10/10

Christy

I absolutely LOVED THIS!!  great story

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you very much! Out of my stories, I think this is my favorite (but don't tell the others!)

10/10

pearl city princess

Oh My God........This is truly sexy.

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you! I had a lot of (ahem) fun writing it.

0/10

Florws

Oh wow... I love this short story; It's very much Snape, isn't it?

Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)

Thank you! People say that it captures Snape very well, and that, to me, is a very high praise. It was a lot of fun to write.

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