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Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge Snapey the Sex-God
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Snapey the Sex-God

amsev

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Humor Smut Poetry/Prose Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge 210 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Severus Snape

Heh. Thumpetty, thump thump thump. "Frosty the Snowman" was running through my head and this trainwreck happened...

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sunny33

Great job!

9/10

shstart

Incredible. This made me almost wet myself with laughter. I have to say that never, but never have I read a filk this good.Hats off to you.

10/10

kittylefish

that is hysterically funny.  reading it, it just seemed so sort of obvious -- like, all along that poor innocent song was just waiting to be turned into a slightly pornographic paean to our favorite sex god potions master.  brilliant!

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

All old standards long for re-writes.  I'm glad you enjoyed!

0/10

droxy

Oh lordy! ROTFL, this is indescribeable.

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Heh, that would be one word for it! Thanks for reading.

10/10

JustJeanette

That was bloody brilliant.....JJ

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Thank you!

10/10

Anonymous

I love this! I now how downloaded Frosty the Snowman so I can listen to it and sing along with your words!

Author's Response: Heh -- I was thinking of doing that as well!

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lilyginny27

ROFLMAO!  Oh, that was priceless!

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Thank you.  Glad you enjoyed!

9/10

pokeystar

I will never be able to listen to Frosty the Snownan innocently again.

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Me, either! Thanks for reading.

10/10

HermioneWeasley1972

SIMCLMAO *head desk*

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

::Grins::  Kinda like what I was doing whilst writing it (at least the headdesk part!)

10/10

Mazzy

ha ha - that was great!

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Thanks for reading!

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Bentwaters

Thumpety, thump, thump will never mean the same again!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Nope! Won't for me, either.  Thanks for reading!

10/10

Deavlynn

ROFL 

I almost spit my morning coffee all over my laptop.  This is great!

 Thanks for making my morning. 

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

Thank you for reading!  I'm glad I didn't cause the wreckage of any computer hardware!

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I keep hearing some thumps. LOL

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

OMG, so do I.  Thanks for reading, love!

10/10

savine_snape

LOL love it. Brought a huge great sappy grin to my face.

Response from amsev (Author of Snapey the Sex-God)

I'm glad you enjoyed!

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