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purelush

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )

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Severus Snape

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

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Chapter 1: Centerfold


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Member Since 2007  |  1 Story  |  Favorited by 6  |  52 Reviews Written  |  14 Review Responses

Twenty-something advertising writer. My favourite pairing is HG/SS but I also enjoy HG/RL, HG/CW & HG/SB.

My other fandoms: Buffy, Firefly, Heroes, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Alias & Mad Men.

 

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Reviews for Centerfold

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OMGfanfiction

Wow, amazing. Needs a sequel :D

10/10

LoveFenrir

Wow! That was kinda cute in a sexy way!It's screaming for a chapter 2!And so am I!MORE!lol

10/10

MollysSister

Well did he owl her?   Where is the second part???

0/10

kass42

Great story! Is there a sequel in the future? Please? Pretty please?

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you!

Let us consult our Divination Studies Professor: Signs point to yes ;) 

0/10

peppermint

Nice!  Such a Hermione thing to do, too - all sneaky like, putting things like that in her "vitals" in a naughty magazine. 

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thanks! She is very sneaky sometimes - perhaps a bit of Slytherin in her after all? ;)

10/10

Maddie

Very amusing, and a creative yet public way to ask a man for a date.

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Indeed! Our Hermione is a crafty little witch :)

I'm glad you enjoyed it! 

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

That's great. I'd love to know what happens if and when Severus owls Hermione.

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thanks! I've been convinced into writing that, so you'll see our favourite Potions master labouring over some parchment soon enough!

9/10

Elisabeth

Heh, he better owl Miss Granger, and sooner rather than later, seeing as tardiness is one of her Dislikes. Very cute and funny!

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you! And yes, Severus had best be prompt with his response. The Wrath of Hermione is something to be feared indeed.

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septentrion

I'm sure that centerfold was an invitation in disguise, and Severus just caught the message ;-D

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Shhh...you'll give it away! ;)

8/10

amsev

oooh!  More, please!  Lovely, naughty little one-shot.

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you!

10/10

Selene

Might there be a sequel in which he does owl Miss Granger?  That would be really good, I think.  Great job on this one!

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you!  I'm becoming more receptive to the idea of a letter writing sequel - I think it could be fun.

0/10

Merlina Thalia

That was great, but I hope you write more:)

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you - I'm thinking about it!

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remy

Oh, I agree with the previous reviewer - it's such a great starting point, but then again it's also wonderful standing alone!

Lol - it seems just like something Hermione would do to get his attention, eh?

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Oh yes, our Hermione is nothing if not resourceful ;)

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Anonymous

Oh, you can't stop here.  This is a great jumping off point.  Please?????  :)

Author's Response: I'm open to persuasion... Maybe there will be a chapter 2!

10/10

barbied011

Fantastic!  I would love for ithere to be more chapters but at the same time think this story is just perfect as is.

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thank you!

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Marti

This definitely needs more...Hermione bent over said desk, for instance, lol!Lovely story, can't wait to read more from you

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Response from purelush (Author of Centerfold)

Thanks very much! I don't think I'll continue it though; I'd like to leave what happens next to the reader's imagination.

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Elise_Wanderer

Why do I get the feeling that there was only one copy printed of this particular issue?  Hermione, you cheeky thing you!

10/10

lilyalways

excellent - the story stands alone so well, but a sequel would be just wonderful, pleeeeeeeease!

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