The Truth
ladyofthemasque54 Reviews | 54 Ratings, 0 Likes, 125 Favorites )
Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
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ladyofthemasque
Member Since 2005 | 37 Stories | Favorited by 1,485 | 368 Reviews Written | 1,311 Review Responses
I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)
Anyhoo...
These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun. I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever. I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.
...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories. (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts. It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)
~Lotm
Reviews for The Truth
Completely and totally wonderful! Just exactly the kind of sweet, happy and smutty story I was looking for. 
My queen of happy smut!
Completely and totally wonderful! Just exactly the kind of sweet, happy and smutty story I was looking for. My queen of happy smut!
Re-read after being featured in the Quiz! Gives a whole new meaning to the word ROMP! ;-)
Wow! That pretty much sums it up. Wow!
Yes! Tell Ron, all the details. What a great punishment.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Muahahahahah...~Lotm
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Muahahahahah...~Lotm
What a good story - interesting hex and singing too - very imaginative and sensual as all get out. Lord they almost killed themselves - lol. I loved it - you always write winners.
What uter fun, I laughed so much. It was wonderful thanks so much. :) Gersknightlady
lol I love this story. Wonder if Snape's wife ever found out? 
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Oh, she did. And got her vengeance by doing it back to him in spades! *snerk!*~Lotm
Oh dear Merlin! You've gone it again! My husband was certain I was having a seizure, I was laughing and thrashing about so much. Then I made him read it, and he requests that you teach us the particulars of that spell. Oustanding! With love~ The Mistress
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
As soon as I learn it myself, I'll let you know!~Lotmwhose wand isn't working, today...*pout*
Wonderful. Hot AND romantic, both equally.
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Yay!!!! That was awesome!!! But who was Severus' wife beforehand???
Roflol! The plot bunnies rock in this!
*clasps excitedly* 
Lady, that was fan-frickin-tastic... I don't think I have laughed and smiled knowingly this much while reading a story in a dogs age!!!!!!!Jenn
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Thank you, Nogod! I'm tickled to know that I managed to tickle you! *cheeky wink*~Lotm
wonderful!!!
Ahhh, bahaha! I nearly died laughing when I got to the shriveled radish and dehydrated... other parts... part. ;P What a lovely study break! Thanks for the great story. ;)
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
You're quite welcome!~Lotmwho is now in the mood for a nice, crisp salad...
I am so happy to read a new story written by you. I enjoyed every minute spent reading this (some of the time whishing that I was Hermione....:-))) The story leaves no doubt about why you are my favourite author above all those brilliant fan-fic writers out there! Brilliant, bloody brilliant. I hope I will see even more of your writing in the future!!!!!!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Well, I'll be posting at least a few more things in the future! *hugs* ~Lotm
Wonderful!
I absolutey love all your stories. How do you do it? Your SS/HG stories are always fun, sexy, and beautifully written. I adored this one! You rock, lady. I can't get enough of your stories. You are wonderful.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Um...actually, I don't know how I do it, other than that I get inspired by the nipping teeth of lagomorphs at my heels, every once in a while...~Lotm
LOTM, There is a reason your one of my favorite author's, stories like this one. I laughted and then Had to take a cold shower! I love seeing your name next to any story, it's always guaranteed to please.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Heehee! Well, I can't guarantee to please everyone with every story, but I do my best!*hugs the
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
*~Lotm
Huzzah!! for a lovely, lovely *Musical* smut-romp on the Good Ship HG/SS 
O Looong may she sail on fanfic waters. . . . .
also waving the "smutriotic" flag, lololololol!!!!
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
*salutes flag snappily, with a glimmer of a sappyhappy tear in her eye...*~Lotm
Wow. I read the first three-fourths of this hoping against hope that Hermione was his wife, and when you confirmed it, I reread the whole thing checking the clues. You were very clever; I totally misconstrued the conversation about Cho even though it was all right there. I love Hermione as the librarian, and I love the way she tried to fight the spell to really test her love.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Muahahahahahaaaa!Yup. She'd test it...and then totally slam into him like that. Poor fellow, he's going to need a lot more potions to recover from that one...~Lotm
Absolute perfection! I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this story, and how good it made me feel. You are beyond talented. Bravo! And thanks!
LOL, FOCROF. That was sooo great!! You kinda had me going there for a minute, thought he was not married to Hermoine! I Should have known better. Great one shot. that plot bunny should be running around free for the moment. Pet him nicely, and give him a carrot from me. Love your work. BTW I got you book, really enjoyed it too. best wishes! ;)
Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of The Truth)
Noooooooo, don't feed the plot-bunny!! (Btw, what's FOCROF?)~Lotm
love it love it love fantasic more more more more pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee