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When the Cat's Away

1: 1. The Locker Room Challenge

2: 2: Going for the Gold

When the Cat's Away

Fawkes_07

5 Reviews   |   5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

Humor Erotica Slash Hogwarts Castle 3,689 Words 2 Chapters Complete
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore

When the ladies of Snape?s 5th year Potions class are called away for a *koff* "Special Lecture," the boys, deprived of their genteel influences, are soon up to no good...

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Chapters (2)

Chapter 1: 1. The Locker Room Challenge

Chapter 2: 2: Going for the Gold


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Member Since 2006  |  14 Stories  |  Favorited by 163  |  109 Reviews Written  |  1,630 Review Responses

Someone who really, REALLY ought to be doing something else, but just keeps on writing.

Wondering why my stories take forever?  Have a look at My Other Time Devourer:  www.willametteartcenter.com  I'm both the webmaster and the president of the Friends of the Visual Arts, a 501-C3 nonprofit in Salem, Oregon.  We Put The Fun Back In Art. 

    Having 2 sweet little boys tends to drag things out too. 

And what the heck, as long as it's self-pimpage time:  If you just can't wait for the next chapter of Fair Ex, you can always go buy my book.  It's not HP or fanfic but it's got that Fawkesy snark (in spades)  It's here: www.turondo.com  Warning: there's a bad word in the title.

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10/10

shamelessad

Happy Birthday, indeed!  The last three lines between Snape and Dumbledore were absolute genius!

Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of When the Cat's Away)

Thanks!  I was kinda proud of those...

10/10

Twilexis

*blink blink*GO SNAPEY!!! Ahhh, this was awesome!!!Tee hee, *adds to 'favorites'*

Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of When the Cat's Away)

Isn't he the cleverest?  Although a bit too clever for his own good, in the case of devising that phony potion.

9/10

phoenix

That was utterly hilarious. I can imagine what it must be like to talk about that sort of thing with a bunch of teenage boys. LOL And I love how Harry is deciding he'd rather go for the more powerful version.

Poor Neville. I really think you did capture his awkwardness in just the few bits of the story he was in. 

Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of When the Cat's Away)

Argh, just imagine what it would be like to have to sit in that lecture hall and listen to SNAPE discussing that topic!! Makes my skin crawl.  *wink*

0/10

EverMystique

Oh my gosh! Totally laughed my butt off. That was very entertaining. Interesting little prologue, by the way. Apparently, the potion that didn't exist turned out to be a bit of an aphrodisiac? LOL.

Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of When the Cat's Away)

Exactly.  Snape's such a good potion maker that even when he's not trying, he comes up with something good.

10/10

Aurenna

“One doesn’t turn thirty-five every year, Albus.”“Quite so. Happy birthday.” hahaha. Still love Snape! :DNIce kiddy names. Suits the Malfoys. :D

Response from Fawkes_07 (Author of When the Cat's Away)

I thought so too.

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