Three
Chapter 3 of 9
PlaidPookaHe'd Avada Kadavra himself if he could move. An Epilogue, what epilogue, in which Severus Snape is not killed by Nagini.
ReviewedChapter Three
I don't know where I am. It's too quiet to be the Great Hall. The smells are all wrong as well. Wherever I am, it smells like lavender and old sweat. Not exactly pleasant, but not as bad as piss and blood, I suppose.
I can hear muffled noise in the background, and at least one person besides myself breathing nearby. The soft whistle of air is slow and steady. Someone asleep perhaps.
I must have been moved to St. Mungo's, damn the luck. While I might be stuck in my present state indefinitely, at least I would have been safe at Hogwarts. With the Potter boy singing my praises the Order and the professors would have protected me. The wizard government will have no qualms blaming me for their incompetence during the war and letting me rot…or putting me to death. I'm simply too convenient as a scapegoat, not well liked by other wizards and unable to defend myself. Whoever has taken up the mantle of leadership would be foolish to take any other action.
As if my anxious thoughts have drawn the devil, there is a sudden rush of wind and a loud bang of sound. A door has been thrown open. I don't need eyes to know that. The inflow of air at first freshens the room, but soon enough the smell of bodies who have not washed recently permeates the room.
"Severus Snape, I am arresting you on behalf of the Wizengamot on charges of treason and also the murder of Albus Dumbledore."
Is that Thicknesse? The Dark Lord's puppet Minister? Old Tom is no longer around to pull the puppet's strings, so this must be Thicknesse himself making his play to retain the Ministry. He had been a toady of Scrimgeour's when he was the Head of Magical Law Enforcement, more interested in politics than the safety of the wizarding world. All power grubbing fool and little substance. Now, after fighting both angels and demons my fate is left in the hands of this nobody. Pathetic.
"That's enough!"
Potter?
"Don't interfere with me, boy. Lower your wand immediately before I have these Aurors disarm you. Who do you think you are?"
"I'm Harry bloody Potter, that's who I am. As a citizen of the wizarding world and member of the Order of the Phoenix I hereby challenge your authority. You have been under the Imperious for ages. I demand that you be examined to ascertain if you are fit for office."
"You, girl, what are you doing? Call that Patronus back immediately."
"No. As a citizen of the wizarding world, I too call into question your fitness for office. I do not recognize your authority, and I will not do as you say."
Ahh, Miss Granger is here as well. This must be what my young Gryffindors were discussing back at the castle. I should have know that two such brash and reckless young people would not leave me unprotected. Miss Granger came up with this plan, surely. She is right, the boy isn't stupid, but she is deviously clever.
"I'll have you both thrown in prison for this, you stupid children. You have no right…"
"We are of age and have every right to call your authority into question."
"How dare you! This man…Snape…is a criminal and I will see justice served."
"Severus Snape is a war hero and neither Harry or myself will stand by and see him treated so shabbily."
"Lower your wand, girl!"
"I will not."
"I will see this man in prison and there's nothing you children can possibly do to stop me."
"Oh, I don't know about that. I killed Voldemort after all. I think I manage to stop you too."
"Did you hear him threaten me? Arrest him immediately!"
"Arrest Harry Potter, Sir? You want us to arrest the Boy Who Lived Twice?"
"I think young Potter's on to something here. I think we'd best get the Minister examined for fitness for office."
"Aurors! I gave you an order!"
"We heard you, Sir, but we decline to comply."
"What is the meaning of this? Why, Minister Thicknesse, have you drawn your wand against the savior of the wizarding world. Have you gone quite mad?"
Shacklebolt has arrived. So that's where Miss Granger's Patronus went. Clever girl indeed. Kingsley has been active in the Ministry for decades. If he gets Thicknesse thrown out for being unfit for duty, he'll have a fine chance at the Minister position himself.
"How dare you question my sanity, Shaklebolt. I'm here to have this Death Eater arrested and that's what I'm going to do if I have to put the whole lot of you in prison for obstruction of justice."
"I have it on the highest authority that Severus Snape is a war hero. He will be treated with the utmost respect."
"And who exactly is this highest authority?"
"Me. I killed Voldemort, and without the help of Snape I couldn't have done it."
Good boy, Potter.
"I am not going to listen to a child."
Merlin, but Thicknesse was thick. Once it gets around how this imbecile spoke to Potter, war hero, Shacklebolt will be a shoe in for Minister.
"I'm afraid that you are going to listen to me, Thicknesse. I will not stand here and have our heroes treated disrespectfully. Aurors, please detain Mr. Thicknesse. We will have him examined by the healers to see if he is a danger to himself or others."
"I will not--"
"Stupify!"
I hear at least three voices shout the spell, but I think Miss Granger was first out of the gate. Thicknesse must have drawn his wand. Thick indeed.
"Aurors, please take him to the healers and warn them he is dangerous please. I'll be with you in a moment."
"Yes, Sir. Don't worry, Sir. We won't let him cause any more trouble."
"It's not right, him threatening Harry Potter, and poor Snape here, who can't even defend hisself. Not proper at all."
There is further murmuring and a shuffling of bodies in the room. Soon, peace returns and I am left with my young protectors and Kingsley.
"Are you certain Snape was on our side, Harry. I don't mean to question you, but I have to be sure."
"Absolutely certain, Sir. I know we haven't had time to talk, but there isn't a doubt in my mind. Now that the war is over, and Snape is no longer having to play spy, I imagine Albus' portrait will back me up as well."
"That would help. I have no problem taking your word for it, Harry, but I have to convince the entire Wizenmagot as well. Having Dumbledore, even portrait Dumbledore, to back you up will ease things. I’d better go deal with that idiot. Clever plan, Miss Granger. It went off exactly as you expected."
"It wasn't difficult to figure out. The Aurors would never go against Harry, not right after he defeated Voldemort. But thank you…Minister."
I hear Kingsley's hearty laugh as he walks out of the room. The girl is right. After backing Harry in front of a group of Aurors, Kingsley is a shoe in for Minister.
My protectors talk quietly for a few moments, and then apparently go right back to sleep. They must be exhausted to sleep so soon after all the hubbub. Hell, I'm exhausted and all I did was lie here. It seems I'm safe enough for now. I still cannot even open my eyes, but at least I don't have to fear being accosted and thrown in prison while I can't protect myself.
Sleep reaches up and drags me down into unconsciousness.
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A/N: Thanks to everyone for reading, and for the kind comments. I'm having fun with this story. It's nice to play in Severus' head again. He's one of my favorite characters of all time. I'm not sure how long this fic will be. I've got chapter 4 finished and started chapter 5. Maybe 10 in all. I am flying without a beta, so any mistakes are my own.
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More fic coming in a few days!
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I love how you write this pair!
Very nice! (for the record, Poppy's infirmary and Severus' infirmity are two different things...)
Yippee, just as fun the second time around. But sadly it's an hour past my bedtime and I got to work tomorrow. Thank you for sharing your wonderful story that's so great that I stayed up late reading it again!!
I've already read this over at Ashwinder. But was so happy to see it posted here also that I decided to enjoy it a second time and leave you more happy reviews. The idea of being trapped frozen inside one's own body is truly horrifying. It's the stuff of nightmares as far as I'm concerned.
Well that was nice. Abrupt but nice. Sorry to see you giving up on Potterverse story telling. Good luck with your writing.
Such a wonderful story. Well plotted and well written as always:-)
A lovely ending, thank you.
It is nice to see everyone with a hope and a future... and a bit of peace and calm. Thanks so much for sharing your imagination with us.
I am enjoying this story a lot. Thank you for sharing it
Been reading this while under the weather, so lack of reviews for other chapters has nothing to do with the story and everything to do with me being tired and lazy. I love that her potion worked and that they have a budding relationship forming. I do think the direct approach is best with these two. If there are too many misunderstandings, you would need a lot more than a couple chapters to resolve this thing. Not that I'm complaining about more chapters ...
Poor Severus! Being in the dark and not being able to communicate must be maddening. Still, I hope it works out well in the end.
Oh no! If he is buried alive this would surely be a shorter story, right? Right?! Sigh. Could someone just get Poppy so Severus (and I) can rest easier? Glad to see another new story from you!
This is a fantastic little story! I do hope this will have a happy ending - one in which Severus goes utterly insane with infrequent flashes of lucidity and dies in eighty years would be grim. But I have hope. He is strong and clever.
I'm happy to see a story from you again. You have always been one of my favorite writers and I have several of yours in my favorites. Thank you!
Great story so far!! Oh, I was wondering if you meant to put 'infirmity' where you used "infirmary'? I think maybe you're auto correct changrd the word on you.Can't wait to read the rest of this!!!
Dear sweet Merlin, the mental image of Shape listening to a romance novel is epic!
Really enjoying this so far. So glad to have you posting again.
Sorry you are not feeling the best at the moment, I hope you feel better soon. { I wish the flowers were real } Another wonderful chapter look forward to more soon.
Dear Plaid Pooka:Indeed, NEVER say Never! I do hope that---as this iteration of Severus changed his mind about Hermione, you will change your mind about writing again (and again) in the Potterverse! Do you know what you've done for me? I dragged myself here tonight (after many years' absence) thorougly disheartened and discouraged by life in general, and ran across a notice you'd posted a new tale. Began reading. My dear--by the end of your story, I felt as rejuvenated as your Severus after Hermione's doses of antidote. YOUR stories ARE an "antidote"--to life's stresses and depressors--by lifting us just for a few moments OUT of it all into the magic of your world. PLEASE---NEVER say Never! And THANK YOU for this little uplifting tale--I needed it, so much! What a great Christmas gift (as I just discovered it here at Christmas). You're a love!
Author's Response: Hi Countrymouse! Well, honestly I should never say never, because I totally wrote another story after this one, lol! I'm so happy my story could cheer you up during a hard time. A writer can't ask for anything better than that. Smooches! Pook
Aww, yea for a happy ending for our poor potions master! He definitely moved faster than I figured he would Lol.
I know you said you'll likely not be writing anymore potterverse fics, but I'd love it if you considered adding to this (or a short sequel) in the future! I'd love to hear all about his potions for George, and maybe even see a friendship develop there as well. Thank you for sharing your story with us!
Yay!! He's finally able to tell Potter to sod off, or Neville to stop blathering about his plant, or tell Hermione her loves the voices she uses when she reads to him. ❤
Hmm.. I'm left with the ongoing curiosity I what, exactly, is Hermione's big project? I wonder if they managed to find a journal of Snape's (potions notes, not a personal journal) that described what he'd previously made and taken that's landed him in this predicament?
Poor Snape, falling slowly for Hermione but unable to do a damn thing about it. Or anything else.
Hope he's brought out of it soon!
Yes!! I've been looking for this storey for ages! I started reading it a good while ago then lost it apparently. All I could remember was Snape lying, dying, on a pile of bodies.
This chapter stuck in my head for a very long time. I can't wait to finally see what happens to our hero!
I absolutely loved this one, what a great story!
Pookamypooka!! Loved it! Thanks so much