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Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie

1: Part 1: In Which Hermione Consults a Book.

2: Part 2: In Which Hermione Meets an Arbiter.

3: Part 3: In Which Hermione Attends a Ball.

4: Part 4: In Which Hermione Gets Cross.

5: Part 5: In Which Hermione Labours Under a Misapprehension, But Not For Long.

Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie

gingertart

70 Reviews   |   70 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Humor Romance post-DH/DH compliant Friendship SSHG_Exchange 24,043 Words 5 Chapters Complete
Albus Severus Potter Arthur Weasley Astoria Greengrass Draco Malfoy Fleur Delacour Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Hugo Weasley Lily Potter (daughter of Harry) Lucius Malfoy Molly Weasley Other Canon Witch/Wizard Percy Weasley Rose Weasley Scorpius Malfoy Severus Snape

Twenty-nine years later, Rose Weasley declares her love for Scorpius Malfoy. Molly orders Arthur to have nothing to do with the Malfoys, so Hermione, now widowed, finds herself acting as the head of her family. Naturally, she turns to a book for advice on courting rituals; however, it fails to warn her about jealous Malfoys, the usefulness of owlBay, hungry horses, wizards in cricket whites, interfering elves, perspicacious offspring, the lure of libraries or the life-long loyalty of Crups. She does discover a fondness for elf-made wine and the production thereof, even though 'Château Bonfoi Elf-made Wines' has absolutely nothing to do with Lucius and everything to do with a mysterious arbiter – who is perfectly capable of telling Lucius exactly where he can stick his wand.

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Part 1: In Which Hermione Consults a Book.

Chapter 2: Part 2: In Which Hermione Meets an Arbiter.

Chapter 3: Part 3: In Which Hermione Attends a Ball.

Chapter 4: Part 4: In Which Hermione Gets Cross.

Chapter 5: Part 5: In Which Hermione Labours Under a Misapprehension, But Not For Long.


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10/10

OzRatbag2

Hmmm, I've got a sneaky suspicion that the Ashes this year will be a a one-sided affair too - much as it pains me to admit it. ;)I do like the way this story is coming together. Every character has moved on, changed and grown (as they should have) with more complexity and depth all round. I like the fact that though Draco and Harry can argue about the worth of Granians and the cricket, they are more than acquantances and much less than enemies.But it's the tension waiting to pop between Severus, Lucius and Hermione. Should be a rather mammoth explosion when it all comes to a ~cough~ head. ;p

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Hee, magic and cricket were an irresistable combination. I see Harry and Draco eventually realising that they had more in common than they expected and coming to a kind of friendship. As for Hermione and her 3 Slytherins - well, the next chapters should up the ante...

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Hee, magic and cricket were an irresistable combination. I see Harry and Draco eventually realising that they had more in common than they expected and coming to a kind of friendship. As for Hermione and her 3 Slytherins - well, the next chapters should up the ante...

10/10

reader76

Oh, that mug was hysterical.And Hermione's associate running about trying to make sure things to go amiss was funny as well.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Glad you're enjoying it! And I'm rather fond of Hermione's business partner - not to mention Snape's...

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Glad you're enjoying it! And I'm rather fond of Hermione's business partner - not to mention Snape's...

10/10

reader76

This is a fantastic start.  I'm finding I like Hugo very much here.  And Bonfoi wines!  Love it...I think Lucius may find his old friend particularly vexing in this situation, as he may expect Severus to be more in his pocket than Severus will actually be.  Looking forward to reading more.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

If Lucius thinks he has any control over Snape, he's in for a shock. Glad you're enjoying it!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

If Lucius thinks he has any control over Snape, he's in for a shock. Glad you're enjoying it!

0/10

Chaoticclara

Hugo's comment in the end were just perfect. As were Rose's observations. They both truly are the best possible combinations of Weasley and Granger. Very splendid.I'm crossing my fingers for Hermione's 'plan' (or whatever you'd call it) to work. We don't want her 'mystery admirer' to be too upset.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you for your comment - I'm delighted that you like Rose and Hugo.Hermione has very definite plans for her mystery admirer - next chapter on its way!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you for your comment - I'm delighted that you like Rose and Hugo.Hermione has very definite plans for her mystery admirer - next chapter on its way!

10/10

MsTree

Lucius had better mind his p's and q's, hadn't he? Love the one-upmanship. ^_^

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Oh yes, Lucius thinks he can one-up anyone - wrong! He'll learn eventually...

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Oh yes, Lucius thinks he can one-up anyone - wrong! He'll learn eventually...

10/10

heartmom88

GT, you never fail to make me smile (if not snicker or snort). Rose checking out Dancing Warlock's equipment? Biggles' indiscreet greeting to Lucius? "Clothing optional" on the cricket invitation? Good thing the cats were outside or I'd have to peel them off the ceiling. And all the while, our dark, reticent, but oh-so-appealing hero sits on the sidelines, telling the unvarnished truth: "Lucius, you only want to make yourself happy." Burn.No wonder I squee every time I see a new chapter.Thanks for posting!hm88

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*Thank you for your lovely comment! I'm glad that you are enjoying it and delighted that I made you squee, smile, snicker and snort!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*Thank you for your lovely comment! I'm glad that you are enjoying it and delighted that I made you squee, smile, snicker and snort!

10/10

OzRatbag2

Yep, Lucius really doesn't understand that Hermione and OwlBay should see her triumph against a Slytherin with an axe to grind. ;)As for Lucius the matchmaker, I think he rather fancies himself as one end to Severus in the 'Hermione Sandwich Stakes.' >:)What a way to go?

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I think Lucius fancies himself full stop. And he always did underestimate Gryffindors...

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I think Lucius fancies himself full stop. And he always did underestimate Gryffindors...

0/10

Minerva

Lovely! I really liked Lucius trying to play cricket. But Hermione should not rely on him telling Severus that she only accepted his invitation after enquiring about his staying at the manor. Thank you!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I don't think Hermione relies on Lucius for anything (except subterfuge and obfuscation and general sarcasm and a sprinkling of mayhem.) I like the idea of Lucius playing cricket too!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I don't think Hermione relies on Lucius for anything (except subterfuge and obfuscation and general sarcasm and a sprinkling of mayhem.) I like the idea of Lucius playing cricket too!

8/10

Chaoticclara

Just wonderful. And so much in the spirit of the originals - owlBay indeed! The Malfoy dinner scene was brilliant!Looking forward to the next chapters.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! I'm very fond of writing Malfoys (I used to live near to the Manor in Wiltshire....) More is in the pipeline.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! I'm very fond of writing Malfoys (I used to live near to the Manor in Wiltshire....) More is in the pipeline.

0/10

heartmom88

I'm a huge fan of your brand of humor, gt. :) Can't wait to see what happens next! Please post again soon--hm88

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! I'm delighted to bring a little laughter into someone's life. More is on its way.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! I'm delighted to bring a little laughter into someone's life. More is on its way.

10/10

Sampdoria

I am hooked, lined and sinked. I am positively sure that I will have a wonderful and entertaining time reading this. Please let good old Lucius swallow a camel or two before the story is finished:-)) (but dont be to hard on him, I am, almost, sure there is something useful about him:-))

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I'm very fond of Lucius myself (I blame Mr Isaacs for that) so I promise not to be too cruel to him. Not much. Only a little bit, anyway. Heh!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

I'm very fond of Lucius myself (I blame Mr Isaacs for that) so I promise not to be too cruel to him. Not much. Only a little bit, anyway. Heh!

0/10

Isode

This looks adorable and fraught with personalities extraordinaire! A few stories I have been reading religiously have just been completed, fortunately I now have a new reason to do my morning "let's check and see if it's updated" ritual. Oh happy day!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

The next chapter is in the queue! I'm glad that you're enjoying it and thanks for reading and commenting.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

The next chapter is in the queue! I'm glad that you're enjoying it and thanks for reading and commenting.

0/10

Very Small Prophet

I had Hermione invent shielding for muggle electronics as well in my story “Princely Names.” Great minds… You don’t indicate that Hermione becomes rich from it. I’m not sure how one would go about patenting spells so that Herms would get a royalty every time someone cast “Granger shielding,” but I didn’t worry about that detail. I just made certain that she was richer than Draco by quite a lot. I also avoided a Rose/Scorpius pairing (despite them both being Ravenclaws) by making Rose a lesbian, but that’s pure orneriness on my part. They really are an obvious couple. I look forward to seeing how you handle it. Everything is looking good, especially Severus’s delightful house elf.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Great minds think alike....!I love playing with magic like that, so many possibilities! Thank you for reading and commenting.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Great minds think alike....!I love playing with magic like that, so many possibilities! Thank you for reading and commenting.

10/10

Phyllidia

Oh that was wonderful!!! Just wonderful.  It left me eager for more.  And the scene at the Malfoy dinner table--sheer brilliance!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you - you made me blush! Glad you're enjoying it.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you - you made me blush! Glad you're enjoying it.

0/10

snarkitty2

So enjoying this!  I'm hooked.And also...owlBay...how much do I love that!!!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*More coming soon!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*More coming soon!

10/10

MsTree

*snort* House elves disparaging their masters? Check! Scorpius courting Rose over the protests of their families? Check! Severus having the last laugh? Well, maybe. *grin* This is gonna be gooooood! ^_^

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Hehehe, I hope so! Thanks for reading and commenting!

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Hehehe, I hope so! Thanks for reading and commenting!

10/10

wiccakitty

 That was champion! really funny! loved the 'Olde' language-cleverly done. will be looking forward to the next chapter. :)

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! The next installment is on its way.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

Thank you! The next installment is on its way.

0/10

Mistress Therese

Brilliant!!!!  I'm hooked already.  I love everything about this!  I cannot wait to read the rest.

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*Glad you like it! Next installment on its way...

Response from gingertart (Author of Ye Gentlewizard's Guide to Courtshippe & Matrimonie)

*beams*Glad you like it! Next installment on its way...

0/10

roni0811

great ending..

0/10

roni0811

love the last few chapies!! bravo!!

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