The Man With The Golden Wand
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The name is Snape, Severus Snape. Need I say more? Completely AU. No HBP spoilers.
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Soooo cool,
Severus as Bond is just perfect.
That was absolutely hilarious. Love the parody of James Bond.
Very funny stuff. I laughed my head off reading this.
holy lol. too funny. pomfrey as moneypenny: so silly, so priceless.
quite the bond spoof you've pulled off here. I am amused.
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thanks. I aim to amuse.
LOL That was a fantastic read. I loved you setting Dumbledore up as Q. "Pay attention, Snape." LOL And Poppy as Ms Moneypenny. And Harry as the owner of the Phoenix Club. McGonagall as M was brilliant, too. The characters just seem to fall into these roles don't they? :) And what a great running gag that Snape treated his students as though he'd never seen them before! Ron was great - for some reason, the fact he never got a line was hilarious. Poor Ron; his expression at Snape's question was priceless.
I guess you could say I loved this. :)
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thanks. I’m glad you could match them all up with ease. Once the bunnies hit – they need to be followed. I have an even worse plot bunny crossover coursing my brain at the moment.
OMG! This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!! I am dying in a fit of giggles. Too great!
That was really really good, it's such a shame it's only one chapter *hint hint*. lol, anyways... really good writing and a wonderful storyline, well done *hugs*
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thank you very much. I’m sorry it could only be a one shot, but I have some other wacky crossovers mulling around in my brain.
Potterverse and Bond, brilliant. I just loved Dumbledore as Q and Lucius as the cat was inspired.
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thanks. Once the idea popped into my head I couldn’t resist. They seem made for each other.
Luv, this is brilliant. 'Dumbledore-as-Q' alone is an image worth waiting for the darned page to load!
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thank you. Once the idea popped into my head, Dumbledore just had to be Q.
Lol, that was funny! It seemed like a mesh of Bond stories too, which was even cooler. Good work!
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Cheers. It was loads of fun to write.
What a wonderfully imaginative take on the HP universe...LOL combining James Bond with the possibility of Snape being a spy, a very humorous link between the two of them! Loved the "Bond" girls and the little gadgets Dumbledore invented for Snape...thanks for the cute story!
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thanks. I was in the mood for going OTT when this wormed its way into my brain. I used to love the ‘way out’ gadgets invented in the Bond movies and wondered why the Ministry of Magic wasn’t more imaginative.
I really enjoyed this! LOLSnape. Severus Snape.(I heard 007 music the whole time while reading. Hahaha!)
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
The music was the rhythm to the story. I can just see Snape blowing the end of his wand after killing someone. I think a western may be coming soon. Cue music.
*snicker* I loved reading this...the characterization you chose was great...McGonnagal as M, Dumbledore as Q, Snape as Bond...yes, it worked well...methinks you watched a 007 marathon prior to writing this. 
Response from black spot (Author of The Man With The Golden Wand)
Thanks. The kids were watching a load of Bond videos, and my mind automatically turned to Snape.