Chapter 6

Chapter 6

Ravenclaw Tower

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Friday 15th August 2008

Heyyy, Sweet Stuff,

Fancy a second time to see if our chakra's really can align?

Boom Boom!

Jerry

Headmistress Office

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Friday 15th August

Severus,

Hermione has asked me if you intend to accompany the rest of the staff to the Celebrity Quidditch Match tomorrow?

Minerva

The Dungeons

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Friday 15th August

Dear Minerva,

Delightful as the prospect is of accompanying Doctor Granger and her American paramour to watch a game that recently had me committed to hospital and nursing two broken bones and a concussion, I will not be attending the Quidditch match this afternoon. The potion is at a critical stage in creation. I will be working alone in the Dungeons all afternoon.

SS

Friday 15th August

Harry,

Wotcher, mate!

See you Saturday.

Ron

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Orphans' Appeal Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

"Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the Ministry of Magic's Quidditch Spectacular in aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund, held at Hogwarts on 16th August 2008.

And what a fabulous game of Quidditch we have for you here! Two teams of stars coming together to help to raise Galleons for a worthy cause... and of course to answer the question: Can the Syracuse Sirens, a young team based in the newly emerging Quidditch nation of the United States, triumph against a scratch team of some of the most famous individual Quidditch players in the world? It's a thrilling prospect, ladies and gentlemen.

More than five thousand Quidditch fans have made the journey here to windy Scotland for the match, and there is quite an atmosphere here as we wait for the players to launch themselves into the arena...

And here they come, ladies and gentlemen... The Syracuse Sirens!

That's Shawna Hawyes, the Sirens' Seeker! Shawna graduated All-American from the Salem Academy before flying for Puddlemere United in the British League. Shawna returned to her home country to fly for the Sirens last year, and she's had a ball! With twenty-two successful catches this year, Shawna's performance has outstripped all other Chasers in the American League this season. Let's hear it for Shawna, everyone!

Next, we welcome the Siren's Beaters, John Blackhorse and Harrison Lapahie. Blackhorse and Lapahie have been partners for four years at the heart of the Siren's Defence! See how they are demonstrating their signature manoevre, The Crossfire! Watch out for those Bludgers, ladies and gentlemen – they look feisty today!

Sherrilyn Rodgers and Tiago Montoya are next up... The Sirens' Chasers have had a wonderful season, scoring more than three hundred goals between them in the League this season. Rodgers lists her hobbies as fire breathing and tiddlywinks while Montoya is new to the team this year and favours quieter pursuits: Muggle crosswords and Mexican cooking. Rodgers and Montoya, everyone!

Aaaand finally! The Sirens' veteran keeper, Shabray Jones, ladies and gentlemen! Shabray has had a long and distinguished career around the world. She started her career in North America, playing the American game Quodpot for the Sweetwater All-Stars in Texas before switching to Quidditch and establishing an international reputation as a Keeper in the game. Shabray has played for a number of teams in Europe and America and is a regular member of the North American Quidditch Squad – ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Shabray Jones!!!

The Syracuse Sirens!

And now... please welcome... flying together for the first time as a team... live, from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... the Rest of the World!

Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, this team is made up from some of our biggest stars of the game. Please put your hands together for....

Petrova Porskoff! Porskoff plays Chaser for the Vratsa Vultures and the Russian Federation. World famous for the move that carries her name, Porskoff is renowned for her skill and agility on the broom. Watch her go, everybody! And beside her comes her partner this afternoon, Marcus Flint. Flint has left behind his bad boy reputation over the past ten years, establishing himself as the go-to Chaser for the Caerphilly Catapults, and has won the Dangerous Dai Commemorative Medal an astonishing six times during his time at the club. I wonder if we'll see the Porskoff Ploy today, ladies and gentlemen?!

Say hello, everyone, to the Rest of the World's goalkeeper, and one of our most beloved Quidditch stars, Rrrrrrrrronald Weasley!! Weasley plays for the Chudley Cannons, and for many people, he is the player responsible for the club's renaissance since the end of the war. Weasley has described himself on many occasions as a one-club player, and he has resisted all offers from other clubs to move from the Cannons. Ronald Weasley, everybody!

We have three more players to meet.... First up is Keiko Takahashi playing Beater. Keiko has an enviable reputation as Beater, following in the broomstick brushes of Gwenog Jones at the Holyhead Harpies and a regular fixture in the Japanese National Quidditch Team.

Playing Seeker, an international of more than twelve years' experience... This wizard has won everything – Best Player, Most Valuable Player, the Queerditch Trophy, the Bulgarian National Championship – and of course he is part of the Bulgarian team that has won the Quidditch World Cup three times, breaking the Irish domination of the competition! Currently Seeker for the Vratsa Vultures in his native Bulgaria... Viktor Krum, ladies and gentlemen!

That means... joining Keiko Takahashi as Beater and playing out of position in this charity match... the man who needs no introduction... world famous for his heroic actions off the Quidditch pitch, but a hugely successful Seeker for the Tutshill Tornadoes and the British International Team... Mister... HARRY POTTER!

***

Now the players are taking up their position and the referee, Rolanda Hooch, has the match-balls under control.... She blows her whistle and releases the Snitch and Bludgers, hurls the Quaffle high in the air, and ... we're OFF!

And Porskoff has the Quaffle, streaking away across the pitch with Flint in support; meanwhile, Potter and Takahashi have taken up positions flanking their chasers as they all head towards Shabray Jones in the Sirens' goal....

Ouch! A neat move by Blackhorse sends a Bludger whistling past Posrskoff's shoulder, but she has passed the Quaffle to Flint and the attack goes on. Meanwhile, Krum seems to have spotted something off to his right, and he's streaking away, pursued by Hawyes, who is lying flat on her broom in that trademark position of hers, the Hawyes Hoover! Krum swerves in midair and comes to a halt, sending Hawyes overshooting past him, but the Snitch has gone!

GOAL for Marcus Flint. Taking advantage of Krum's drive, the Rest of the World's Chaser bamboozled Jones and scored an excellent goal. Ten points to the Rest of the World!

Hooch restarts the game, and immediately, the Quaffle is passed from Rodgers to Montoya and back again as the Bludgers continue to whistle past the play on the field. Potter and Takahashi are teaming up well – Oh no! I spoke too soon! Takahashi sent a Bludger at Potter for him to deflect into the path of Montoya, but Potter missed the hit and the Bludger is outside his control. The Quaffle passes back to Rodgers and the Sirens close in on goal.

Excellent save from Weasley, holding onto his broom single-handed as he captures the Quaffle. He really is something, ladies and gentlemen, isn't he? Weasley flicks the ball in the air and smashes it up the field towards his waiting Chasers. And now Flint has the Quaffle and is pressing forward hard.

There is some shouting from the crowds as one of the Bludgers heads straight for the left stands, but Blackhorse comes across and anticipates the Bludger's direction. Blackhorse flicks the Bludger onwards towards Flint, and Flint is forced to take evasive action, and he's lost the Quaffle!

Rodgers has swept it up – nice move, Sherri! For any children watching this, that's how to take a flying interception! She tucks the Quaffle under one arm and fends off a Bludger sent her way by Potter, who is clearly relishing this new defensive role.

What of the Snitch? Can you see it, anybody? Krum and Hawyes are circling the play about fifty feet above, and it's clear that that pesky little golden ball is being very elusive this afternoon. Hawyes has said that she is so excited to be playing on the same pitch as the legendary Bulgarian... Keep an eye on the action up above, everyone, as I return to the action down below....

Score!! Jones was caught napping again that time as Porskoff flies in for a middle hoop goal, and the Sirens are twenty-nil down already!

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

Right. Getting on with the Anti-Mutatio Potion.

[*unrecordable noise*]

Saturday 16th August 2008

The base potion has been proven in stasis over the past forty-eight hours, and I am now ready to begin the hormonal stimulus.

[*door opens*]

- What in all that's holy are you doing, Snape?

- I thought that that was pretty obvious, Lucius. I'm brewing. I have identified the key hormonal shift mechanism, and I'm attempting to replicate the impact of the lunar effect on the potion. The process requires me to maintain utter focus, so if you would kindly return to your Quidditch Spectacular...? I'm sure that your wife will be missing your sparkling wit.

- I don't mean what are you doing here! I mean, what are you doing here and not in the stands of that match outside with that bloody Muggle-born witch of yours?

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

... And captures it with a rolling turn. Extraordinary skills here from the young Chaser! Montoya really is an emerging talent! He passes the Quaffle on to Rodgers, and the Sirens reform again for an attack. It looks like Blackhorse and Lapahie are squaring up for – yes! That's it, ladies and gentlemen! The Crossfire! What a spectacular move. The opposing Chasers are scattered, and Montoya is bearing down on goal...! Yes!! Weasley can't save that one – and he's furious with his Beaters!

Hooch Summons the Quaffle, and the teams reform again for the restart – aaah! The Sirens Captain Jones has called for a time-out. While we wait for the game to restart, I can draw our listeners' attention to some of our distinguished guests in the Main Stand here beside the commentary box.

A round of applause please for the British Minister for Magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt, and his North American Counterpart, the Secretary for Magical Affairs, Madam Leslie Diviner.

Also accompanying the Ministers are some of our heroes from the Wizarding War against the wizard-formally-known-as-Voldemort. Let's get the spotlights on some of our famous guests! Seamus Finnegan and Dean Thomas, ladies and gentlemen! And next to them, reporting on the match for The Quibbler, Miss Luna Lovegood! My, my, what an interesting hat she's wearing! And beyond her, is that... the final third of the Golden Trio herself – Hermione Granger? And arm in arm with no other than Professor Jerry Bloomberg as well! What do we say, everybody? "Boom Boom!"

[*Boom Boom!*]

This is such a good cause, ladies and gentlemen. We are so grateful that you have come here today to support our fundraising activities for the War Orphans Appeal Fund. Perhaps we can ask some of our distinguished guests for comments while we wait for the action to restart?

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

- Lucius....

- Severus. Cissy showed me your letter.

[*unrecordable noise* ??Expletive??]

- Don't be like that, old man. She shows me everything.

- She said that she'd keep my confidences...

- She said: "I swear to keep this secret as well as I have kept your others," and she has.

- ... Slytherin.

- wife, Severus....

[*unrecordable noise*]

- You need to resolve this matter. Following Granger around like a love-starved Crup and threatening her boyfriend will get you no further than you got with Lily.

- Get out, Lucius.

- Oh, put that away – you're not going to hex me, you silly idiot. You have never been a coward, before. Why don't you tell me what happened six years ago? I might be able to help you, you know.

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

And the teams are both in the air again! Blackhorse and Lapahie are flying more closely together this time, and Rodgers and Montoya are also in formation. Clearly, the Sirens have changed their tactics here....

Has Hawyes seen something? The clouds are still quite low, but can we see the glint of something in the sky? She's off, and Krum is chasing her down. Look at her go! That's the kind of agility on the broom that has got her noticed by the international Quidditch media!

Meanwhile, Blackhorse is protecting Rodgers as she swerves around and passes the Quaffle to Montoya in a one-two, which results in... a... score!

Twenty – twenty!

And the Snitch has disappeared again! This game is really shaping up!

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

- ...

- I'm not moving, Severus.

- Well. Then. Ahem. You can help me by passing that bundle of Whickwheat. Take your coat off. Put those gloves on.

- There you are. What are you doing?

- I told you. Brewing. I'm trying to develop a better preventative for lycanthropy.

- Really? That's spectacularly warmhearted of you.

- Lucius....

- Alright... alright. Coat off. Gloves on. I'm at your service.

[*unrecordable noise*]

- Now, about your little distraction.

- She is not a distraction... or mine, for that matter. Hold that.

- Why are you adding the asphodel?

- To counteract the effect of the wormwood. Shut up for a minute – I have to keep a count of the stirs....

- Severus.

- Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen... what?

- Granger, Severus.

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

And that's another score for the Sirens! We're now at forty–twenty to the Sirens, and the American team is growing in confidence.

Potter and Takahashi are combining really well, but they are still finding it difficult to shape up against the well-practiced drills of the Siren's Chasers and Beaters.

Harry Potter has called a time–out, and the players sink slowly to the grass to take some well-deserved refreshment.

*

Madam Secretary Diviner, welcome to Britain! How are you finding the weather here?

- [*chuckle*] Weeeeell, I'm from Michigan originally, Lee, so I'm kinda used to all the rain and clouds!

- Even in summer, Madam Secretary?

- Uh, well, possibly not! But the players don't seem to mind, eh?

- Ha ha, no, indeed! Are you a big fan of Quidditch?

- Sure! I follow the international games as well as my hometown team, the Detroit Doomsparks.

- Aaahhh, so you're familiar with John Blackhorse, then? Didn't he play for the Doomsparks a few seasons back? A wonderful talent, wouldn't you say?

- Yes, indeed. I wish all the players the best of luck in this game, which is, of course, for a very worthy cause!

- And Headmistress McGonagall.... You must be very proud to host this prestige event here at your school...?

- Oh, yes, Lee! Yes, indeed! We are very pleased to be able to welcome everyone here today!

- And I believe that you have been welcoming others here this summer as well at Hogwarts?

- Yes, Lee, thank you for mentioning it! Ahem. We have been delighted to welcome more than fifty adult learners here to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for our first ever Summer Extension Programme... And some distinguished old boys and girls have also joined our team of experienced teachers to deliver a range of courses....

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

- Just hold it steady there, Lucius, while I get the powdered Bicorn ready for adding to the mixture....

- Like this?

- Yes.

- What time is it?

- What?

- I make it nearly three o'clock?

- I suppose so. My watch is over there.

- Severus...?

[*unrecordable noise*]

- You're avoiding the question. I know that you were getting on very well with your apprentice, almost revealingly so... until that Halloween Dinner in 2002. Then, all of a sudden, you retreated back into that rigid, bleak carapace of yours and turned back into... well... you.... Something clearly happened, old man.

- [*whispered*] I cannot speak of it.

- Yes, you can. After all. Think of all that I have done. If redemption has been possible for me, why not you also?

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

- And here is our own Luna Lovegood! Luna, I must ask... What is that hat made from? It's magnificent!

- Thank you, Lee. It's mostly made from Splindipperer feathers.

- Splindipperers?

- Yes, it's a magical wading bird from Central Belize. Beautiful plumage, isn't it? It reminds me of racing greyhounds and plimpkins.

- Erm, yes.... So, you are here to cheer on your friends Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter, then?

- Actually, Lee, I'm not here for that at all really.

-... Really? Erm...

- No, I'm actually here because I need to offer some advice to another friend, now. I've been trying to find her all afternoon, but she doesn't seem to be around. May I borrow your microphone? I do remember how it works – I took over from you commentating here after you left school. Hello, everybody! Harry, would you mind not carrying on with your game until I've finished saying what I have to say? Thank you very much! I love your robes, by the way – I have always liked blue on you....

- Erm, Miss Lovegood? There are about thirty thousand people listening in to our live broadcast right now as well as the people in the stands....

- Yes, I know that, Lee. Excuse me for the interruption, everyone, but is Hermione Granger here?

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

- May I turn the radio on?

- What?

- Well, if you're not going to share whatever desperate secret you possess concerning the Granger menace, there's something on the radio that I would like to listen to. At three o'clock. The tip of my cane makes a surprisingly good receiver.

- Holy Merlin's tits, Lucius. What in all the bloody rings of Samhain are you on about now? This is a very delicate potion! It's exploded on me three times already! I must have total concentration if I'm not to blow up half the castle and both of us as well in the bargain! No, you may not have the bloody...

[*click*]

[*radio-tuning noise*]

"...is Hermione Granger here?"

...radio on. Hold on. What's that?

Transcript of Radio Commentary: Ministry of Magic: Tenth Anniversary Quidditch Spectacular in Aid of the War Widows and Orphans Fund. 16th August 2008. Commentator: Lee Jordan.

- Oh, hello, Hermione! I can see you waving from the other side of the stands! You look very well. Is that Professor Bloomberg with you there? Hello, Jerry! Remember me? Narcissa Malfoy wrote to me about you a few days ago because she remembered reading something about you in my newspaper. Hello, Mrs Malfoy – I thought I saw you on the other side of Professor Bloomberg! Oh, please don't go, Professor!

You see, everyone... Professor Bloomberg is the main subject of the South American edition of The Quibbler newspaper this month!

[*scattered applause, whooping ??Boom Boom??*]

Yes, yes! "Boom Boom"!

I think everyone should hear about why you are called "Boom Boom", Professor, don't you?

[*unrecordable noise* ??Scuffle??]

You see, Hermione, it occurred to me that everyone knew his nickname, but nobody ever asked why he had it. Then I started to do some research on compulsion charms – I needed to find ways to get closer to the Heliopaths I was pursuing in the Atacama Desert – and I discovered that some charms can be activated by key words. It's a bit like Muggle hypnotists. Every time you hear or see the words "Boom Boom", connected to thoughts about Professor Bloomberg, a localised psychic field is formed, and the people directly around you are strongly influenced to do whatever you want. Quite clever, really, isn't it!

[*unrecordable noise*]

[*??bastard??]

[*Hermione? OW!*]

[*booing*]

So, you see, Hermione, when Professor Snape told Mrs Malfoy about your new friendship with Professor Bloomberg, Mrs Malfoy thought that I should come over here to warn you about what I had found out about him.

Oh, I see that you are already taking steps to....

Well. That's all sorted out, then. Lovely! Everyone can get on with the game now, I suppose. Ooh, look! Isn't that the Golden Snitch over there by Viktor? Isn't it pretty?

Quick-Quotes Quills:

The Quicker Way to Quote!

"...Ooh, look! Isn't that the Golden Snitch over there by Viktor? Isn't it pretty?"

- So. So, she didn't mean... she couldn't help....

- Well, well! So, your instincts about that ridiculous American were correct, old boy. She was clearly under some sort of compulsion charm; otherwise, she wouldn't have been immune to your obvious personal magnetism and delightful character. By the way, should the potion be glowing like that?

- Glowing? Merlin, Lucius! GET DOWN! EV...

[*unrecordable noise*]

The Daily Prophet

Bizarre End to MOM Charity Quidditch Match!

"Boom Boom" Bloomberg Exposed as Serial Charmer!

The Malfoys Rehabilitated!

The Headmistress' Office

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Sunday 17th August 2008

My Dear Severus,

I am delighted that you are feeling better and that there is no lasting damage from that terrible explosion. Lucius Malfoy has already left for Wiltshire. He sends his best wishes, but there are a number of social engagements that he and his wife are now apparently obliged to attend, and his presence is required at his home.

Now that you are recovering the use of your faculties, thanks to Poppy's excellent care overnight, I am going to pop over to the Hospital Wing in order to knock some sense into that thick skull of yours! That potion is far too dangerous to be experimenting on even without the distraction of Lucius Malfoy AND a wizarding radio in the same room!

Professor Bloomberg was arrested shortly after Viktor caught the Snitch and your potion exploded. Two Aurors from the Misuse of Magical Spells Division came to take him in for questioning. I gather that there are a string of women across the world who had been affected by his reprehensible behaviour. It's a good job that we were all clear headed here at Hogwarts over the last few weeks, isn't it?

By the way, I have enclosed a further copy of your invitation to the Summer Extension Programme's Celebratory Ball this evening. Your response to the original must have gone astray somehow.... I am sure I do not need to remind you that attendance at such functions is compulsory for the full-time staff at Hogwarts. Hermione has her own invitation of course, but she seemed particularly keen, when I spoke with her last night, to be sure that you had yours so that you may reply. Did you know that she stayed up all night by your bedside? Poppy said that she was quite insistent on the matter.

I will see you later, laddie.

Take care of yourself,

Minerva

Dear Professor Snape

The Governors and Headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry request the pleasure of your company at

The Celebration Ball for the Inaugural Summer Extension Programme

in The Great Hall

on Sunday 17th August 2008 at 8.00pm

Dinner to follow Dress: Uniform or Dress Robes

Carriages at 2am

R.S.V.P. The Headmistress,

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Gryffindor Tower

Sunday morning

Severus

YOU INSUFFERABLE MAN! Of all the unbelievably dangerous, stupid, intractable, idiotic, unreasonable, impossible, obtuse, empty-headed, simple-minded, obdurate, and foolhardy things to do! Using a magical device in a Potions lab – with volatile ingredients? YOU ALWAYS expounded on the dangers of magic of ANY KIND in or around a cauldron when brewing. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Dunderhead.

Hermione

The Dungeons

Sunday 17th August 2008

Oh, give it a rest, woman. I've recovered completely and have plenty of time to analyse the problem with the potion, which led to the explosion – and no, it was not because I had the radio on. I fully blame Lucius.

Yes, I think I have found the solution and should have a viable potion to test on Miss Brown within the week.

I'll expect you at seven.

SS

Gryffindor Tower

Severus

Only you would use your time recovering from multiple broken bones, a concussion and second-degree potion burns analysing the interaction of potion ingredients.

I'll see you at seven, but you have a lot of explaining to do, mister.

H

The Dungeons

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Sunday 17th August 2008

Dear Minerva,

Thank you for your kind invitation and your good wishes.

Expect two from the Dungeons this evening.

Yours sincerely,

S Snape

Daily Prophet

Monday 18th August 2008

Snape and Granger Announce Engagement at Hogwarts' Ball!

By Hettie Henwood

The wizarding world was surprised last night by the news that the war heroes Severus Snape and Hermione Granger have become betrothed.

The ball, held to celebrate the end of the Ministry of Magic's inaugural Summer Extension Programme, was in full swing when the guests were treated to a sudden spray of indoor fireworks, courtesy of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, and the orchestra was stilled.

In the expectant silence, Professor Severus Snape, Order of Merlin (First Class), was seen to go down on one knee in front of Professor Hermione Granger, Order of Merlin (First Class), and to take her hands in his own before asking her to become his bride.

A flushed, but ecstatic, Professor Granger stammered an affirmative and was promptly swept into her paramour's arms in a breathtaking display of public affection that this correspondent had never thought to see from the usually taciturn and reclusive potioneer.

There was an immediate clamour of applause and shouted congratulations before this reporter surged forwards through the crowd to interview the happy couple.

Speaking to a hushed audience of guests and staff at the ball, Potions master Snape admitted that theirs had not been a conventional romance.

"I disliked her for years," he admitted candidly, "until I realised that I could not live without her."

His betrothed laughed gaily at her fiancé's words, saying, "He is clearly still suffering from concussion... and I love you too, darling," before dragging him away from this reporter and onto the dance floor, where they were swallowed up by a crowd of well wishers and friends.

finite incantatem

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A/N: The Potterverse is owned by JK Rowling and not me - I make no profit whatsoever for noodling within it....

Beaweasley2, Clairvoyant and nagandsev are fabulous, and they more than make up for my loss. Thanks also go to the mods at the SSHG Exchange on Livejournal (where this story was first published), and to Wildmagelet - the author of the prompt which inspired this silly tale in the first place....

Update December 2013: the talented larkinh has translated this story into Czech! You can find it at: http://hp.kizi.sk/Advent&idskup=31