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The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency

gingertart

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Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Action/Adventure Epilogue What Epilogue? SSHG_Exchange 30,110 Words 6 Chapters Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Kingsley Shacklebolt Lucius Malfoy Minerva McGonagall Narcissa Malfoy Rabastan Lestrange Rodolphus Lestrange Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

Some elves get hooked on watching reruns of the great detectives, an investigation into the dodgy breeding of pedigree Crups leads Hermione and Severus into Lucius Malfoy's bed via the bath, Severus goes back to Hogwarts to retrieve his wand, Delilah Derwent, bastion of pure-blood aristocracy, arrives with her Knickers under one arm to play hanky-panky with Malfoy's Magic Wand, a Crup goes bad and some left-over Death Eaters get their comeuppance. Oh, and of course, Severus gets his just desserts.

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6


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10/10

mick42

Wonderful start, please up date soon.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Next part will be on its way very soon.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Next part will be on its way very soon.

0/10

Ljpjcg

I'm excited and eagerly anticipating the continuation of this sexy tale. It helps that you've created some hilarious and endearing elf characters!  It's a joy to read.  Do you have any more stories lurking on the internet?

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you, I'm delighted that you are enjoying it. You can find some of my fics on HP Fandom here http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewuser.php?uid=4103some are on Walking the Plank here http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewuser.php?uid=1353and there is an index on my InsaneJournal of all my fics. IJ is down at the moment but you can find me at http://gingertart50.insanejournal.com/ (when it manages to sort itself out.)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you, I'm delighted that you are enjoying it. You can find some of my fics on HP Fandom here http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewuser.php?uid=4103some are on Walking the Plank here http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/viewuser.php?uid=1353and there is an index on my InsaneJournal of all my fics. IJ is down at the moment but you can find me at http://gingertart50.insanejournal.com/ (when it manages to sort itself out.)

10/10

MuseAmusant

Lucius in riding breeches? *Drools* Anyway, I am so loving this story! I love the detective elves, the characterization, the snappy dialogue and I'm eagerly awaiting your next update!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I drooled slightly at the image of Lucius on horseback myself. With luck, someone might draw him... I'm glad you're enjoying the fic, and the next update is on its way.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I drooled slightly at the image of Lucius on horseback myself. With luck, someone might draw him... I'm glad you're enjoying the fic, and the next update is on its way.

10/10

cottontail

I'm really enjoying this story.  I like the way both Severus and Lucius are interacting with Hermione.  And the elves are by far my favorite, they are hilarious.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying it. Next episode is on its way.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying it. Next episode is on its way.

10/10

mick42

 I love a mystery, and this is shaping up to be a good one.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I hope so! Those elves need employment so more mystery is on its way.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I hope so! Those elves need employment so more mystery is on its way.

10/10

wiccakitty

 That was really funny! it had me laughing out loud! more soon please!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Next episode is on its way! Glad you enjoyed it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Next episode is on its way! Glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

Severus49

Wonderful story so far! I'm crossing my fingers that more people take notice of this fine work!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

That's very kind of you! Glad you're enjoying it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

That's very kind of you! Glad you're enjoying it.

10/10

MuseAmusant

The ideal of house-elves playing fictional detectives is an absolute hoot! What a fantastic start, looking forward to your next update!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you for your lovely review! Next installment will be on its way soon...

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you for your lovely review! Next installment will be on its way soon...

10/10

MsTree

Love the title. Not a big fan of the books, but the titles are a hoot. I like Winky as Miss Marple, but you don't have a Hercule Poirot or a Lord Peter. What about a Roderick Allyn? I can give you a lot of suggestions. *grin* A Peter Gunn? How about a Honey West? ^_^

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Heh, the elves are into classic tv detectives (which Hermione has on old videos) but you'll meet a few more soon...

Response from MsTree (Reviewer)

All the classic characters I've named have had television series. The first three had series that were shown first in Britain and then on Masterpiece Mystery on PBS here in the States. ^_^

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Heh, the elves are into classic tv detectives (which Hermione has on old videos) but you'll meet a few more soon...

Response from MsTree (Reviewer)

All the classic characters I've named have had television series. The first three had series that were shown first in Britain and then on Masterpiece Mystery on PBS here in the States. ^_^

10/10

cottontail

What a riot.  I use to watch all those old shows so I am definately getting a kick out of this.  :-)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Glad you're enjoying it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Glad you're enjoying it.

10/10

heartmom88

Oh, this is positively delicious! Please post again soon!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Next episode on its way soon.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Next episode on its way soon.

10/10

linlawless

I adore this!  I have a special fondness for all those old detective shows, and I love how the elves are taking on their personas with such determination.More, more, more! (pretty please!)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Have been away without teh internet access for a few weeks but the next installment will be on its way soon. Delighted that you enjoyed it!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Have been away without teh internet access for a few weeks but the next installment will be on its way soon. Delighted that you enjoyed it!

10/10

HBAR

Whew!  Good thing Bella is only a portrait and that her henchmen are dumb as dirt.  Otherwise, they might have been toast.  Oh, and I love Rose.  She is going to cause so much trouble!  This was a fun, fun read.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you for your lovely comments! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you for your lovely comments! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

10/10

HBAR

Oh bother, I did not see the end coming.  Hopefully they are able to escape, or are rescued, or something.  I love the silly, suggestive names of the crups. :)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Di Derwent has an evil sense of humour and loves making stuck-up wizards and witches embarrassed - she's based on people whom I've met at dog shows... and don't you trust me to look after our favourite threesome?

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Di Derwent has an evil sense of humour and loves making stuck-up wizards and witches embarrassed - she's based on people whom I've met at dog shows... and don't you trust me to look after our favourite threesome?

10/10

HBAR

I think dueling wizards are rather sexy.  Apparently Hermione agrees."Meanwhile," Lucius said loudly, "the elegant wizard with the very large prick is wondering when you'll finish insulting yourselves. I'm aware that this is your idea of fore-play, but I find the bickering rather off-putting."  *giggles*I love how each pair of them share little things that the other one doesn't.  Like Severus and Hermione both know Shakespeare, and Lucius and Hermione are both aware of the extreme lack of self confidence that Severus possesses, and Lucius and Severus have a history that doesn't include Hermione.  Its fun to see their shared glances and such.And then things start to get steamy ... sigh.  Off for more.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Yes, I love the dynamics of the threesome. I think that they balance each other rather well.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Yes, I love the dynamics of the threesome. I think that they balance each other rather well.

10/10

HBAR

The changing of the wards was pretty impressive.  I am glad that Snape was so well received. And, is he staying for lunch because of Hermione?  Interesting ...

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I'm sure Snape is not the slightest bit interested in a former student. Much. Or he'd like to think he isn't...

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I'm sure Snape is not the slightest bit interested in a former student. Much. Or he'd like to think he isn't...

10/10

HBAR

I love how all three think that they can outsmart one another, but no one is really coming out on top.  Well, perhaps Hermione does have a bit of an edge.  :)  This is funny and intriguing all at once.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

The Slytherins don't have it all their own way now Hermione has grown up. Glad you're amused and intrigued.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

The Slytherins don't have it all their own way now Hermione has grown up. Glad you're amused and intrigued.

10/10

HBAR

The story is very interesting, but my favorite thing is the house-elves and their detective personas. This is going to be so much fun!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I'm very fond of elves myself (wish I had one!)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I'm very fond of elves myself (wish I had one!)

10/10

Elisabeth

What a lot of fun -- loved it! Dialogue was pitch-perfect, as was the wrap-up, which had me grinning ear to ear. Wonderful work :)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you so much for your lovely comment! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you so much for your lovely comment! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

10/10

cottontail

LMAO, yes the drink is their downfall.   Thanks for sharing a fun little story.  :D

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it.

10/10

wiccakitty

 What a cracking story! really funny.:)

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I'm glad that you enjoyed it and that I amused you, and thanks for commenting!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

I'm glad that you enjoyed it and that I amused you, and thanks for commenting!

0/10

aliciana

This story is complete and this story is great! Beautifully dialogued....incredibly funny and original.....delightfully smutty...the full package. Well done. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it and thanks for your lovely comment.

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! I'm delighted that you enjoyed it and thanks for your lovely comment.

0/10

Bimbo777

This is excellent work. I can't help but feel rather jealous of our dear Hermione. The description of the kiss between Snape and Malfoy is very hot. I love a bit of SS/LM and you seem to have got the sparring and understanding that would happen between old friends perfectly. 

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I would be rather jealous of Hermione myself. I'm pleased that you like the relationship between Snape and Malfoy, I'm very partial to SS/LM too!

Response from gingertart (Author of The Number Twelve House-Elf Detective Agency)

Thank you! Yes, I would be rather jealous of Hermione myself. I'm pleased that you like the relationship between Snape and Malfoy, I'm very partial to SS/LM too!

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