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Saturday Night Drabbles Cheese, Anyone?
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blue artemis

24 Reviews   |   24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )

Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Horror Saturday Night Drabbles 891 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Albus Dumbledore Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Albus pushes Severus too far. This fic is a wee bit dark, and there is definite Albus!bashing. He's really dark.

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Chapter 1: Cheese, Anyone?


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Member Since 2006  |  115 Stories  |  Favorited by 156  |  3,537 Reviews Written  |  1,212 Review Responses

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10/10

mick42

A well deserved fate. 

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Oh, definitely. Thanks!

7/10

Bear0922

Creepy and funny great combination! Lol! Next time I grate cheese I'll imagine it's someone I'm really pissed off at!:o

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

LOL! Thank you.

7/10

Bear0922

Creepy and funny great combination! Lol! Next time I grate cheese I'll imagine it's someone I'm really pissed off at!:o

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thanks! I think...

10/10

LovesRickman

WTG! That was FANTASTIC!!!Missy AKA

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Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!

10/10

whitedemon68

This was totally creative.  Imagin being shredded into itty bity slivers and consumed a truely tortuous death!  Great job.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you! 

0/10

EverMystique

O. M. G! I am truly lmao! Fantastic imagination, and I love the way you set it all up.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!

10/10

pookah

Oh my goodness!   My first reaction to Dumbledore's little monologue was that Dumbledore knew Snape was listening, and was attempting to make Snape so angry he would be willing to kill him(D) and continue to protect Harry after D's death.  But whether that was true or not, Snape and Pottter certainly took it seriously.Whoa!  this is quite an original and amazing tale.  Thanks for sharing it.  Excellent and creepy, too.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Oh, interesting take.  I had not thought of that, but it is lovely to hear that you could see that.  It gives my story some depth.  Thank you for the thoughtful review!

0/10

FruGal

Sooo sick. I loved it. Now I'm hungry.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

*sends off wedge of cheese*

0/10

MuseAmusant

It just occurred to me that the means of Dumbledore's demise was doubly clever in that it neatly got Severus off the hook. After all, Severus didn't kill Dumbly, he merely Transfigured him.Wicked clever. Technically, if anyone actually "killed" the Headmaster, it was an innocent and unknowing Dobby. And perhaps those who had a hankering for some cheesy goodness.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!  I think if anyone told Dobby what the Headmaster had planned for his beloved Harry Potter, he grated him with great joy.  Thanks!

10/10

debjunk

This was absolutely fabulous!  I loved the end, although I don't think I could have eaten that cheese knowing exactly what it was made out of.  LOL

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!  I've been getting a really positive response.  I don't think i could have eaten the cheese either.  But I probably would have watched the others do so with glee.

0/10

salvamea

gosh you cannot mean this!!!what an idea.I think I will make a run the next time  I see chees.*neveropensfridgeagain*

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Sorry I scared you off of cheese.  It was a really interesting conversation that prompted this.  Thanks for the review!

10/10

ozarkmoon

Just excellent. This is how I see Dumbledore, but many do not. Benevolent old codger, my fanny! I'm thinking Italian tonight for dinner....

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

*sends off nice wedge of cheese*  I'm glad you liked it.  Dumbledore is not my favorite person at all, and occasionally I envision horrible deaths for him.

10/10

Anonymous

Oh my, that was grate!

What a twisted little piece! Fine job!

Author's Response: Thank you!  Hee.

10/10

snitchette

I must I was not in the mood for a character death. But you being the author I made the effort. I'm soooo glad. Finally someone has pay back Dumbledork.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!  I'm glad you took a chance and that you enjoyed it. 

10/10

makaem

Oh! That was creative! Love it!

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you so much!

10/10

Marty21

Excellent!  Dumbledore deserved it...I wonder what kind of excuse was made when he disappeared. I so love true creativity.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Oh, I'm sure they just said something about him triggering a cursed object.  Thank you so much!

10/10

Sampdoria

Ok, I migth be as morbid as the author, but what a first class revenge! I absolutely adored it, very well done, not to mention such a perfect ending for Dumbledort. I don't need any cheese on my spaghetti though.....

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you so much! 

10/10

June W

ROFL!!!!  I adore this.  Dumbles deserved every bit of cheese grating, and the war should end much quicker with Severus, Harry, and Draco all working together. It's amazing what ... erm... interesting things happen when you hang out with irishredlass69 and droxy!

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you so very much!  I appreciate the kind review, and yes, things do get interesting with those two.

10/10

MuseAmusant

What a way to go, ending up in bits all over student and staff spaghetti dinners... brings new meaning to the term the 'Grate' Hall.Yeah, I know that was a dreadful pun, but I couldn't resist! :DAnd what a fitting death for Evil!Dumbledore!

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thanks!  I like puns (yes, I know) and those stars are sure pretty!

0/10

HermioneWeasley1972

Wow.  Freaky.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thanks!  It was that kind of night last night.

0/10

jessajohns

That is sick. I believe you did it justice.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thanks. 

0/10

kimbee73

Wow what a way to die!

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

The prompt called for death by cheese grater.  Thanks for the review!

0/10

MALFOYSMIRK

I always wondered why my cheese would shriek when I would bite into. This story has  3 of my favorite things- severus, dumbles bashing and cheese. tasty revenge on sev's part. infinity points to you and your house.

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Thank you!

0/10

jectex

Eeewww... what a way to go... Lol

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Exactly!

Response from blue artemis (Author of Cheese, Anyone?)

Exactly!

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