clever integration of the phrase.  thanks and smoochies

 Thank you so much for making my evening. I've had a horrible day dealing with a sick three year old who is finally asleep.

I don't know where to laugh or feel sorry for Severus.  This was too good.

Cute story.  Sadly, sarcasm is lost on idiots. 

On the bright side, Snape teaching sex ed might just scare the teens into abstinence.  Not a bad outcome for teens.

LOL.  Here I thought he would get away with not teaching it. 

Too cute.  Severus had to know that sarcasm would backfire on him one day.

Absolutely fantastic! I can just imagine his face at the thougth about teaching his beloved dunderheads about the birds and the bees:-))

Professor Snape teaching sex education--would he take points off for technique, like in potions?  Would students be paired into teams?  Perhaps two foot parchments assigned on various types of foreplay?  The Headmaster may have won for now, but I imagine Severus could make him quickly very sorry indeed that he'd been given the--ahem--position. 

LOL, poor guy - his sarcasm has really come back to bit him in the arse this time!

I'm sure the students will be delighted to have HIM teach them THAT.

LOL! Very cute. :)

LOL Love the line of the prompt - and you used it so well!  I so want to be enrolled just so I can listen to Severus teaching sex ed!!

*grins*  Sarcasm is lost on dunderheads.  Ah, Slytherin subtlety backfires.  Very cute.  AV

He was had!  :)

LOL
If Potions with Snape was bad, how much worse would Sex Ed be! :D

OK, now you've just GOT to do a sequel with Snape teaching the class, and how he would handle said dunderheads. Big squishes if he also gets students asking about his (evident, by herms being pregnant) sex life, and hilarity ensuing. Pretty please? I'm stuck at home with 2 kids who have the flu, and I'm desperate for a good laugh!