Awsomely done. *thumbs up*

LOL.  He would! :)

lmao, this is awesome!  very well done in so few words!

I can see him doing that.  If nothing else can be said of Gilderoy, I'm sure he's a good story teller - afterall, his books sell well.  Good drabble - Sara

Too funny.  I'm shocked he didn't run away when he heard the scream.  Great drabble.

LOL oh yes, the wail of a Augery would be so similar to that of a Banshee. What a braggart!

ROFL

Hee hee! Very nice in 100 words :)

Wow! I loved the way you described that scream - I could almost hear it.

LOL!  How like Gilderoy to twist the truth like that.  I feel sorry for the bird.  And the poor saps who bought his book.  Well done!!  =o)

LOL!  The man truly has a gift.  Great job!

What an excellent and original take on the prompt! Brava!

now we know where his ideas come from.
How to use ones talents. why didn't he write a book about THAT?
all about stealing and overdoing. well. so many make money with it  in the real world.
we here just play. and that is much more to my liking.