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The Science of Dating

1: One Shot

The Science of Dating

OpalJade

13 Reviews   |   13 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Romance Drabble/100-Word GrangerSnape100 550 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Professor Granger experiences a different kind of dating.

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Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 102  |  311 Reviews Written  |  726 Review Responses

Hi all!

Currently, I am off work to take care of my son who is ill. I read, write and draw Harry Potter fanfiction to distract myself.

Thanks for taking a peek at my stories! :) Comments are much appreciated and eventhough I have moved on to a different fandom (for now) I come here often to read your kind words.

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10/10

mick42

Interesting story, an unusual way to get together.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to review! 

10/10

sevfank

“Are there no options left for you in the Animal Kingdom?”damn funny!  you have capture his snark completely!  Thanks for a great read!

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Thanks so much,

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

!!! I'm glad you enjoyed reading this! :D

0/10

isalie

Awww...Despite my fit of laughter in the beginning, this is a truly sweet drabble series.And a little weird one, too. You are messing with my brain here. I'll never be able to look at birch trees the same way again. Or possibly any other trees for that matter.Gives the idea of tree-hugging a completely new aspect, actually (better not go there...)What I liked most probably (beside that hilarious banthering in the first drabble!) is the complete inexplicitness (you know the rule: When I say it's a word than it is a word ) of the whole thing. We know what goes on there, but technically we have no proof.Lovely.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Thanks so much for the lovely review, darling! I'm so pleased that you liked it.And, you're right, it's all left to the reader's imagination. ;D*hugs*

P.S. Sorry it took so long to respond. I didn't even realize I had un-answered reviews. Pardonne-moi?

10/10

snitchette

All in sublety and suggestiveness. Beautiful.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Oh, thank you so much for your lovely review

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

!"Subtle and suggestive"... That's the effect I was going for and I'm very glad you picked up on it! :D

0/10

liviconnor

This story reminds me strongly of the Whomping Willows' "One of My Own Kind."  I don't know if you've heard it, but it's got the classic line:  "I hug trees every day, I just don't like them /that/ way."  Very funny little fic you've got.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

LOL! No, I've never heard of it! It's so sweet!I'm glad you found this amusing

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

! :D

0/10

gersknightlady

Very nice :)

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Thank you, dear

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

! :D

10/10

Anonymous

Refreshing and intriguing idea. "Dating a tree" indeed! *rofl*

Author's Response: LOL! I'm thrilled that you found this amusing and refreshing!
Thank you for your kind words Alcina! :D

10/10

Sampdoria

Great story, I liked the playing with words:-))

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Oh, thank you so much

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

! :D

0/10

debjunk

Cute story. And an interesting way to age a tree.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

Thank you

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

!Glad you found the magic interesting! :D

10/10

beaweasley2

That was surely an eye opener for her - feeling up a tree! Sorry, I should have refrained. I enjoyed the banter between them very much.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

LOL! No refraining necessary! ;DI'm glad you enjoyed the banter! *smiles*

0/10

salvamea

how to date a tree.and finally find oneself dating a colleague.the only texture one realle needs to feel  sometimes is a hand. be it inside a living tree or not.but the first makes it more unique no doubt.A remarkable idea of yours!

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

What a lovely review,

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

!Thank you so much!!!

0/10

tenoh27

Very sexy in a sort of intellectual way, thank you.

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

No, thank you, 

Response from OpalJade (Author of The Science of Dating)

. I really appreciate you taking the time to leave a review for this fic. It's a little different, so I'm glad you liked it! :D

10/10

Anonymous

Nice, very very nice! ^^ The first and the last drabble were my personal favorites!

Author's Response: *Grins* Thank you so much Mafer_Potter! I'm thrilled that you liked it! (It was a tad different,  so I wasn't sure how it would be received!)

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