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Saturday Night Drabbles Things I Cannot Bear to See
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Things I Cannot Bear to See

1: Oneshot

Things I Cannot Bear to See

debjunk

23 Reviews   |   23 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 543 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Ron hides and sees something that makes him extremely jealous.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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Reviews for Things I Cannot Bear to See

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kimjo2

i like 'em best with bbq!  still, mickey d's makes the best french fries! goes perfs with the nuggets!  thanks muchly

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

My daughter Lisa is a nugget-a-holic, but has lately gone on late night binges of both the nuggets and the fries.  She always shares...  Thanks, my kimjo.

10/10

AliRose409

I literally laughed so hard I fell out of my chair! Classic Ron.

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

You didn't!  I hope you didn't hurt yourself.  I love showing Ron's jealous side, really I do.

10/10

chivalric

So typically Ron ;-)

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Heh heh, tell me about it.

10/10

Anonymous

LOL!!

Author's Response: Thanks!

10/10

braye27

LOL!  I think this proves that Ron is more interested in his stomach than his love life.  Thanks to you and Lisa for such a fun story!Hugs, Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Aw, Beth, didn't we already know that?  He's a human food compactor. 

10/10

Jinxie

Absolutely hilarious, well done!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Thank you,

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

!

10/10

MuseAmusant

Ron and his first love... FOOD!!! Ickle Ronnie can have the chicken nuggets, but Severus and Hermione get the Happy Meal prize! LOL

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Definitely his first love.  Maybe his only one!Ooo, happy meal prize!!! 

10/10

blue artemis

Bwah ha ha ha!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Thanks, blue!

10/10

luvsev

BWHAHAHAHA! Ron's a McNugget thief!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Grab and run, Ron... grab and run!

10/10

rosered

Oooooo!  Kisses!!!  Ron never stood a chance.  At least he has the chicken mcnuggets to keep him company.  lol  :D

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

The funny thing was he didn't even care that Hermione was kissing the greasy git.  His only thought were for those golden treasures!

10/10

makaem

That's funny.

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Thank you! 

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Clairvoyant

Hahahahaha.  Ron and Hermione were never meant to be together.  His first love is food, after all.  Cute story.

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Ah, you're so right.  If he loves food so much, maybe he should marry it!  At least they will be on the same wavelength.  Emotional range of a teaspoon, meet chopped chicken.

10/10

snitchette

LOL!! Wizards and McDonald are a long story it appears...

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Yes, I guess so!  Such indignation from our favorite foodie!

10/10

Nessa

LMAO!!!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Oh good.  I was hoping for a good laugh from this one.

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gersknightlady

Silly but cute lol

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Definitely silly!  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Anonymous

ahhhh the perfection that IZ chicken mcnuggets.  i may have to get some tonight. 

Author's Response: Oh yeah!  I'm glad you found this.  Lisa shares your love for the McNugget.  She's gone on a couple of almost-midnight runs herself. 

10/10

neelix

lmao... Genius!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

LOL, thanks

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

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8/10

PDamian

"... flaunting their nuggets ..." Oooh, those miscreants! How could they?  Too, too funny! Thanks for writing!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Can you believe their nerve?  It's scandalous I tell you.  Thanks for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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sunny33

LOL.  Food + Ron = of course! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Oh, you're so right.  I guess food overshadows romance for him.

10/10

karelia

ROFL! That's hilarious! Who'd have thunk Ron a nugget fan *snickers*

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

I know.  But... it's food.  Thanks, litc!

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Bwahahahaha! That was funny! :) I love it. I also know someone else who will love it (rdholmantx)!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Oh, she will!  Hopefully she gets a chance to read it.  Glad you liked it.

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WriterMerrin

*laughs**coughs**sputters*Ron!  He's priceless, really.  Love it!*still chuckling*

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

Thanks, Merrin!Glad I made you laugh.

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jectex

ROFLM*O!!!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

LOL thank you!  Now we find out Ron's real true love.  Of course, it was probably obvious all along.

Response from debjunk (Author of Things I Cannot Bear to See)

LOL thank you!  Now we find out Ron's real true love.  Of course, it was probably obvious all along.

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