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Saturday Night Drabbles That's Not My Name!
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That's Not My Name!

1: Oneshot

That's Not My Name!

debjunk

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 604 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus learns that nicknames aren't so bad.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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kimjo2

up to your usual standards of hootiness, my deb!  great stuff and thanks muchly                                         (smoochies forever)

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Aw, thanks, my kimjo.  Glad it gave you a laugh.

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EverMystique

Nice. Very cute. Love the teasing work up.

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

LOL, thank you!

10/10

Jinxie

Mr. Snarky-pants is quite apt and nice reference to the Ting-Tings song, but would've been funnier if she was calling him a few different names.  Well done!

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

LOL, that would have been funnier, but the prompt called for one name.  Thanks!

Response from Jinxie (Reviewer)

Oh well, that's half the fun & reason they're challenges.  ;)

10/10

indigo_rose

"Mister Snarkypants"--I love it!  Naturally, Hermione had to make the first move...if she'd waited for Severus to do anything, they'd probably both be old and gray by the time he did.  However, I'm sure he'll convince himself that it had all been his idea from the beginning!  Severe repercussions...mmmmm.... 

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

You know... I think you're right.  by the end of the evening he was probably patting himself on the back for being so bold.  LOL.  Silly man.

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blue artemis

That was too funny. 

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thanks!

10/10

snitchette

LOL !! I wouldn't have dreamed of a nick-name better suited for him...

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thanks!  I think it fits him. 

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beaweasley2

LOL Good for her. I really enjoyed this one-shot and you did such an excellent job with the prompt!

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Aw, gee, thanks, bea!  I'm glad you liked it.  It lifted my spirits just writing it.

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Southern_Witch_69

"They call me Stacy... That's not my name! That's not my name!" I'm singing a song titled the very same thing. How addicting. Cute story, I was like, "Why is she being such a brat?" but then it worked out well. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Yep, that song inspired the title all right.  It would be kind of fun to take the lyrics to that song and change them to have Snape singing them.They call me bat...Obviously I'm not good at that type of thing.She was a brat wasn't she?  I think she was a little tired of waiting for him.

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Sampdoria

Loved it:-))

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thanks!

10/10

BrenaMarie

Thanks honey.  I'm so happy I had this waiting for me when I woke up.  :-)

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

 Glad I could make you smile. 

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rosered

I love it when Severus sputters!  Nice one!!!  :D

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Oh, I do too!  Thanks.

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Clairvoyant

Hi, DJ. *waves*Funny and promising.  The nickname was just the kick in the pants he needed to... well, she made the move, didn't she.  But any means to an end, right?

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Any means indeed.  There's only so long a witch can sit and be demure and shy and... whatever.  No more miss nice-witch for her!  Thanks

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

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cenicienta

Pretty funny. I enjoyed it very much!

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thank you!  It was very fun to write.  I'm glad you liked it.

10/10

Anonymous

Awwww! Cute :)

Author's Response: Geee, thanks! 

10/10

luvsev

Hehehe... snarkypants. Cute!

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thanks, hon!

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Stefdarlin

Lol, how apt a nickname.  Mmmm, repercussions sounds very interesting.  ::giggle::

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Thanks, Stef.  Yes, I could go for some of those repercussions myself.

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karelia

LOL! What a way to get together! *applauds*

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

*bows*  Thank you!  Hermione really pushed for this outcome.  She'd have it no other way.

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sunny33

LOL. Severe repercussions indeed! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of That's Not My Name!)

Mmm hmm.  Thanks, sunny!

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