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Saturday Night Drabbles Not the Buttons!
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Not the Buttons!

1: Oneshot

Not the Buttons!

debjunk

16 Reviews   |   16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 784 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Severus wakes to a major wardrobe malfunction.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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Reviews for Not the Buttons!

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10/10

bloodyblond

OH MY GOD! That was hilarious! All I could think about was the Gingerbread Man wailing "not the gumdrop buttons'... well actually now all I can see is Severus saying it! Brilliant!

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

I loved that part in Shrek, and as you can imagine, that's where this idea came from.  Thanks!

10/10

beaweasley2

Ohmy Lord! April Fool's in September!  and he didn't have a Lemon Drop!  Oh, you have me rolling on this one!

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Thanks so much!  Obviously I was in one of those moods when I wrote this.

0/10

slythkid

Screamingly funny. I love it.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

*Grins*  Thank you! 

Response from slythkid (Reviewer)

Sorry debjunk, why is Aberforth mentioned as a character, it's Albus, isn't it? I hope you don't mind my asking but readers might involuntarily miss this amusing story when searching for certain characters to appear. I for one would be mighty sad if I missed, say, a Narcissa/Severus story because some other name appeared instead of hers.    

0/10

kimjo2

how i wish someone would illustrate this story!!!  lounge singer, indeed! (smoohies forever, my deb!)

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Hmmm... Lisa?  Wanna draw? We'll see what she says.  Thanks, my kimjo!!  

10/10

snitchette

ROFL!! Clearly the sugar mingled with his already deranged mind.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

I think you're right... and he's old and senile on top of deranged.

0/10

EverMystique

LMAO~ That was hilarious. Love the rhinestones. And the April Fools in September. LOL.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Thanks!  It's incredibly fun to show the frailties of the Headmaster.

10/10

morgaine_dulac

I just LOLed so much, I woke my boyfriend. Now he's mad at me ... I so don't care. This was hilarious!!

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Oh, thanks so much, morgaine!  I'm glad you laughed.  I hope your boyfriend forgives you!Deb

10/10

blue artemis

OK, Albus has lost his mind.  But that was really funny.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

I'm glad you enjoyed it.  I love a dotty Albus. 

0/10

slytherinlaurel

Nice job with the prompt!  Lounge singer Snape... *shudders at the thought*

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Can you imagine?  *shudders too*

10/10

Stefdarlin

LOL! Truthfully, Lockhart first popped in my head as the culprit.  But Albus would've been my second guess.  September?  LOL, poor man has gone crazy too.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Albus definitely has.  Lockhart would have definitely been a candidate."Oh, Severus, you're just so... drab!" 

9/10

Anonymous

"daft excuse for a wizard" indeed! *rofl* I bet Severus would have loved to be able to say this..

Author's Response: You're right!  Thanks.

0/10

peppermint

*giggle* Not my (gumdrop) buttons!! ROFL! Very nice :D

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

LOL.  I couldn't resist.  Glad you liked it.  ;)

0/10

Clairvoyant

Very funny.  Good prompt.Yes, leave it to the flamboyant Headmaster.  I reckon he only wanted to bring a little sparkle into the drab wardrobe of the  dour Potions master.  Severus is rather sensitive about his clothing, considering how plain it is.

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Thanks,

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

!  I 'm glad you liked it.  Severus is rather sensitive, definitely.  He wants his clothing just so.

10/10

BrenaMarie

Very cute!  I love how Severus said "I'm not your son!" because you just knew he was going to call him "My Boy" soon.  Awesome job!  Much Love ~ Karen

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Thanks, Brena!Yes, Severus is pretty sick of all of Dumbledore's nonsense.

10/10

karelia

ROFL! Too funny!

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

Thank you, dear.

10/10

sunny33

September!   ROFL! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Not the Buttons!)

The old buggar's a little dotty.

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