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Saturday Night Drabbles My One and Only
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My One and Only

1: Oneshot

My One and Only

debjunk

18 Reviews   |   18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 187 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Voldemort writes a love letter.

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Member Since 2008  |  76 Stories  |  Favorited by 271  |  3,083 Reviews Written  |  4,563 Review Responses

I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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Reviews for My One and Only

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10/10

mick42

At least he loves someone , and someone { besides Bella } loves him.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

HAHA, gotta love someone.

0/10

salvamea

you made it tantalising. I really could not make out, to whom it was addressed.And you found the only ever credible answer. of course he would only love himself. if anybody.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Thank you!  I was hoping his identity would be a bit of a mystery.  Tee hee.

10/10

Prof M McGonagall

I enjoyed how I wondered for a bit if he was writing to Snape, but the fact that it was himself was perfect.  And made me giggle.  Thanks.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Some of those descriptions would fit Snape, wouldn't they?  Nah, he's too self absorbed to love anyone but himself.

0/10

sunny33

He is such an egotist! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Yup, yup, he is!

0/10

christev

Well, at least he doesn't have to suffer through the whole, "I wonder if he likes me" angst-y suffering about his one true love.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

ROFL!  That's so true. 

0/10

kimjo2

what a hoot!  and spot on!  smoochies forever (me blowing smoohies)

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

LOL.  Thanks, kimjo.  Luv ya!

0/10

Rose of the West

*Snort*  That's bang on. 

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Lol.  Thank you!

10/10

LadyTuesday

*snickers* Well done, you.  Exactly what I would imagine if Voldiepants wrote a love letter.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Tell me about it.  I saw the prompt and it just screamed to be written.

0/10

kakoli

a little narcissistic,is he? figures that he is more enthralled by his  power and his phenomenal magical abilties than by his former physical beauty. he really is creepy and psychotic. the letter is brilliant!

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

His power makes him feel beautiful, doesn't it?  Creepy indeed.  Thanks!

10/10

ApollinaV

Oy vey!  I'd say 'what an ego,' but then we all knew that.  It would stand to reason that the wizard who did not understand love would love only himself.  Well, I'm not sure if that was love... creepy.  Bravo deb!  As always, totally cute and imaginative.  AV

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Thanks so much AV.  The prompt just begged me to write it this way!  He's so totally creepy, that I can see him staring in the mirror and thinking he's gorgeous.  Doesn't everyone love a non-existent nose?

Response from ApollinaV (Reviewer)

Nostril slits are all the rage.  Totally sexy.

10/10

luvsev

Figures he'd be narcissistic. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Absolutely!

10/10

snitchette

ROFL!! Of course no one would send him love letters... except himself of course.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

And he would love no one enough, except himself, to write any!

10/10

braye27

How clever!  You've perfectly written the Voldemort we all love to hate.Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Thanks!  Yes, he's hateful all right!  But he lurves himself.

9/10

chivalric

Yep, Voldy is definitely the one who'd fall for himself. Hehehe. Although - now I have to get the image of him tossing off under a huge ceiling mirror out of my head!

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Eeew.  Yeah, thanks for implanting that in my head too!  Thanks,

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

!

10/10

itchyfoot

Hehehe. I should have seen that coming. Very nice.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Thank you!

0/10

cmwinters

Heh.  That sounds about like him.

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Doesn't it, though?

10/10

MuseAmusant

Bwahahaha!

As narcissitic as Voldemort is, it fits that he would write a love letter to himself.

Brilliant!

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

He's incapable of loving anyone else.

10/10

BrenaMarie

Ah Yes, how true.  Thanks for posting.  Much Love ~ Me

Response from debjunk (Author of My One and Only)

Thanks, hon.  He's incapable of loving another, and not even this could be labeled real love.

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