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Saturday Night Drabbles Once Upon a Goldfish
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Once Upon a Goldfish

1: Oneshot

Once Upon a Goldfish

debjunk

9 Reviews   |   9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 661 Words 1 Chapter Complete

The Giant Squid chats with a friend.

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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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kimjo2

what a hoot!  glub, glub!  (that's me laughing underwater).  thanks so much, my delightful deb                                        (me blowing kisses)

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

bubble bubble.  (That's me hugging you underwater.)

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Clairvoyant

Too funny!  I knew Myrtle was an attention seeker, but I didn't know she went to such exagerated lengths to gain the affections of the giant squid.

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

Yeah, who would have thought!

10/10

ApollinaV

Oh Derek.  Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.  Truer words have never been spoken.  And I should know, I used to be a giant squid before I died.  Lovely fic Deb.  I really enjoyed it.  I'd have more to say, but I have some, uh... feet... to go look at...*grins* AV

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

ROFL!  Glad you liked it.  It was all for you, after all.

Response from ApollinaV (Reviewer)

*blushes* thank you.

10/10

braye27

LOL!  I loved the way Myrtle wanted to be all things to the Giant Squid.  I think she has special feelings for him... even though she also has special feelings for the "delicious boys" taking baths in the prefects bathroom.Thanks for such a cute story!Beth

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

Well, she might!  She has a lot of special feelings, it seems.

10/10

apisa_b

Is Myrtle trying to get the attention of the Giant Squid?And I bet she is only looking at the student's feet. *Nods*That was really funny, if a bit ... odd.

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

Odd's the word!  Thanks!

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sunny33

I wouldn't imagine you would see many giant purple sea-cucumbers in a lake!  That was odd.  Imaginative, funny, intriguing, but decidedly odd.  I liked it! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

Definitely, sunny!  We just go crazy on Saturday night.

10/10

snitchette

Isn't Myrtle having a bit of a crush with the Squid? All this I've been a mermaid, a cucumber, a goldfish, to say I've been all you dream of for a life partner. Pick me.

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

She might be.  Who knows with her.  Well, she's usually pretty transparent, and that was a bit... transparent.

10/10

lyn_f

Awww! This is so adorable! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

Thank, Lyn!

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christev

Deb, you are such a funny writer! (I was a funny writer before I died.) This is so amusing, I just laughed the whole way through! Are there any illustrations, perchance?? :)

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

LOL,

Response from debjunk (Author of Once Upon a Goldfish)

.  I'm glad you enjoyed it. 

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