This is a really good start - I'm already in hook, line and sinker - and am looking forward to more! :-)

Now what kind of cat and mouse game is this?

A very good start!  Looking forward to more!

OK, that whole thing was delicious.

Really?? Really, Severus? Are you kidding me? What the hell do you think you're doing telling Minereva she needs to retire?? Somebody should speak to Professor Binns in that case. And, Horace is a total putz.  He needed to retire before he was even hired. What. An. Insult! Horace would be better than Minerva? I which Universe? I think you should seriously consider re-hiring Lockheart for DADA, too while you're taking a break from your normal senses. You are treatig Minerva like she is Trelawney! When did you become such a stupid man? Have told Hermione that you are boinking that frogface Umbridge on the side and taking her advice?  Fire Horace and hire Hermione, you twat! And you made Minerva cry! Shame on you!

Severus, Severus...what are we going to do with you?

He can't live without you, Hermione. Don't worry. It will work out. Have a good cry and you'll feel a little better. Severus, you cad! Tell her you want to see her again but that you need to work on the logistics. She's a sensible woman. She knows all that travel stuff too. At least give her some hope that it isn't over between you. You'll be sorry if you don't!

Sigh...I know, Hermione. You do love him and he loves you but he isn't going to admit it, yet. Be strong and be brave. He'll come around. Don't give up on him and don't get too hurt. 

And the answer to the question is: Yes, size matters! Sorry boys.  When he said I'll help you pack I thought he had held out for the last 10 days before seeking her out and she was leaving for home. Thank you. It's too soon for that complication yet. We need more fun first.

A professor at Beauxbatons doesn't know who the Headmaster at Hogwarts is? I would be tempted to think she was being disingenuous. But this is for fun so I will suspend disbelief for the duration of the story. She was using her vibrator? Did she not consider that goodbye kiss an invitation to come back? I suppose she doesn't want to look desperate. It's probably prudent not look him up first. If she were asking unbiased advice I would recommend waiting for him to come to her too. 

She's allowed to sob over the best sex she had ever had. That is very emotional. Asking her permission to preform cunnilingus after crazy animlal sex against the wall earlier? 

A smiling, seductive Severus Snape is very sexy. But how could she have never noticed the voice before? I suppose having missed her 7th year she might have been too young before. I'm pretty sure I would not have missed it, though. I was a boy/man crazy, but innocent, little bunny. Boys and girls didn't engage in intercourse as much, when I was a teen. Girls who put out were still considered sluts. But it didn't keep us from being very hormonal and avid little explorers. Hermione just grew up 4 hours ago indeed! Lucky girl! Glad she notices it now, I bet. 

I give it a 5 for fun smut containing Severus Snape as the hero.

OK, I guess I'm showing my age. The one night stand that she had last month was fun? Does she know how dangerous that is!? 
It's different with Severus, though. I think she is safe to assume he isn't likely to murder her or giver her some STD. 
I assume you will explain the sobbing?

Poor Hermione. She shouldn't be turned loose on her own. She's way too trusting. I figure that any man who buys you a drink is looking to shag you. But when I was her age I would have thought he was just being nice too. 

I do hope she and Severus run back into each other. He shouldn't have waited so long to make up his mind. He knew she'd been ditched. Even if he wasn't interested, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to sit down and tell her nicely that the other gent had needed to go, and make a little small talk for 1 minute, make his exuses, then leave. But, who ever said Severus Snape was a gentleman. 

And I'm sure he never expected to see Hermione in this kind of bar, alone. I realize he doesn't know what kind of woman she's become, but I'll bet his skills as a Death Eater spy would be able to detect she's just a fawn and isn't looking for a lay. 

But of course, we don't know yet what he's been up to either. There could be mitigaing circumstances. I choose to give him the benefit of the doubt at this point.

That's lovely!

Short but lovely. I have adored this story thanks for sharing. Feel free to write more like this lol.

I LOVED the chapter (and of course the whole story), but I absolutely HATE not knowing sex and name of the baby!!!Great work though!

oh! oh! this story was just sheer loveliness!Excellent ending!

What a sweet story! I very much enjoyed it. I'm glad it has such a happy ending.

That ending was quite sweet, but I gotta tell you, if your water breaks, you are jumping out of bed, rushing around for towels and getting your bag ready for the hospital.  No time for smiles.  An excellent end to the story, though.

A very sweet ending

Don't worry about this being short - in my opinion it was absolutely perfect; I loved the way it finished where it did!  Thanks for sharing this lovely story :-)

 great great great. The best ending to any story I've read I think

yes, a very happy ending, indeed!  is the last an epilogue?  thanks so much

Bet he's not complaining about her being a bossy, know- it-all now.

Wonderful update.  Hot, Hot, Hot............