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Canapes on Thursdays Chapter 3: Yarkovsky Effect
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Canapes on Thursdays

1: Gratuitous Advice

2: A Pinch of Salt

3: Yarkovsky Effect

4: The Perfect Pitch

5: Waterloo

6: Atonement

7: New Appreciation

8: Nothing

9: Somewhere Only We Know

10: The Presumptive Proboscis

11: Level Best

12: You Win

Yarkovsky Effect

Canapes on Thursdays

Chapter 3 of 12

pokeystar

A series of small bites featuring Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter

General Snapshot Drabble/100-Word Epilogue What Epilogue? Hogwarts Castle 5,631 Words 12 Chapters Complete
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Canape 3: Yarkovsky Effect

This is how it goes: he’s happy. An oblivious moon circling her treacherous sphere, caught in the gravity of fiery red hair, flashing whiskey eyes, and pale satin skin, content to float along, tethered to her in ignorant bliss.

Until his revolutions bring him within range of the other heedless moons traversing her circumference. Then, he is a satellite, traveling through space, searching out a friendlier planet. Friend. That’s me. The invisible planet. The Ceres to her Jupiter. A dwarf planet inferior to she who has sixty-three moons. But a more hospitable clime, with my attention undivided. He idles in my benevolent ether, morose and beholden, vowing indignantly ‘never again.’ And for a time, I am happy. I am very nearly a real planet, with dark silky hair, ocean-deep eyes, and a button nose.

Then he wobbles out of alignment, once again entranced by her stronger pull, her conventional beauty. And I am alone. Not so much a planet as an asteroid, subject to her ever-changing whims. Bitter and discarded. The forgotten one.

It’s a vicious cycle, predictable in its regularity, maddening and endless in its repetition. And I am pathetically eager to be a planet again—to know the comfort of an orbiting moon.

His orbit.

This is how it is: I have observed certain phenomenon, gathered facts, analyzed my findings. And I've come to a conclusion. The trick is to sever the weight of her influence, to make a clean cut through the trappings of his affection.

It was a simple scheme to lure her here. I am the friend, the Ceres to her Jupiter. Her radiant charms make her recklessly blind and complacent. Of course, the social civilities must be observed. A chat with tea and cakes, followed by a Petrificus Totalus.

Now: I hold the delicate scalpel above her pale freckled skin and wonder just how deep his fascination goes.

A/N: “The Yarkovsky effect causes asteroids to change their orbits as a result of the way they absorb the sun's heat on one side and radiate it back later as they rotate around. This causes a slight imbalance that slowly, over time, alters the object's path. But the key thing is this: the effect acts much more strongly on the smallest objects, and only weakly on the larger ones.” – MIT press release

I owe a big hug and a kiss to Ilkee, who really helped me whip this piece into shape. You are the best, sweetie.

Written for the pphp_ldws community

Prompt: Beauty is only skin deep.

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55 Reviews  |  6.73/10 Average

10/10

MollysSister

Is that the same wagon wheel coffee table from When Harry Met Sally? mahwwhaahahah!

10/10

MollysSister

Harry has quite a package in that winning banner of yours. Congrats all around Id say!

10/10

MollysSister

The sentient bed? Clearly you can write well about anything!

10/10

snitchette

At least he isn't too bitter about losing. He may even find some consolation prize...

0/10

sunny33

Boys are better? Er... no! :P

10/10

snitchette

This so beautifull. I envy your talent with words.

0/10

sunny33

Sad, pokey! :)

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sunny33

Nothing... Yeah, right! :)

10/10

Anonymous

Sweet little miniature! :o)

10/10

MollysSister

Oh I think its something! I think Harry is lusting after Ron's girl! Wouldnt it be fun if Ron's name was Jesse? I know you'll get the 80 song reference.

10/10

snitchette

I'm having a hard time imagining Ron with Pansy, as I'm sure Harry thinks too. He should do something about it. *grin*

0/10

sunny33

Oh dear, poor Harry, or is that Harriet? :)

0/10

Ugly Kitten

Harry Potter - heels - groping boobies - oh. my. gods. I'm laughing too hard to type properly! ROFLMAO

Needless to say, I enjoyed it immensely.

10/10

snitchette

Men are too week to suffer being a woman. Wait before he gets pregnant or give birth. *grin*

10/10

MollysSister

Oh how you enjoying torturing Harry! I thought Pansy was hilarious in her not-really-sypathetic comments.

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mock_turtle

hearing the penny drop was fun.  good stuff.

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

Thank you - but I think that should be Knut,  no?

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

oops.  sorry, I'm muggleborn.

10/10

MollysSister

"attending the Snape-Trelawny nuptials" Not funny Pokey! Severus is not amused. However I would like to read more about the reaction of Pansy and Harry's engagement on the Malfoy's. Was it an unintended match? or not? Write on with your bad sef.

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

Severus can kiss my lily-white...oooo. you ebil woman.  Call off the plot bunnahs or I'll load their carrots with LSD.Writin'  writin' writin'.

10/10

snitchette

Snape-Trelawney nuptials !! Erk. I don't want to think about the wedding night. *shivers*

Hermione should make a business of it.

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

She should!Except that her husband probably already has more money than Merlin.

10/10

snitchette

LOL Harry's a master at seduction it seems.

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sunny33

LOL. He shouldn't give up his day job! :)

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mock_turtle

I love this one!

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mock_turtle

this is creepy.  Have you read the YA novel "The Hollow Kingdom"?

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

No, but I love YA - the title sounds awesome.Repercussions might be a while - I can make no promises, other than, if she asks me, that's the one I ask for.:-) 

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

It's quite a good novel, and it's currently the first book in a three part series.  I am fairly certain that is as long as the series is going to get, but you never know.  anyway, what made me think of it is, there is this bit with knives, and faces, and the importance of beauty vs mutilation, and...yeah.  it's actually in the second book.  but it won't make sense unless you read the Hollow Kingdom first.  The series is by Clare Dunkle, I think.

10/10

snitchette

I'm afraid to understand what happened here. I hope I'm wrong.

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

Um, I won't tell you, so that you may maintain the illusion.(((hugs)))

0/10

sunny33

That's one way of getting what you want...

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

A thoroughly psychotic way...

10/10

MollysSister

awwwwww how sweet is that?

Response from pokeystar (Author of Canapes on Thursdays)

~grins~thank you, my dear!

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