In the Kitchen
debjunk15 Reviews | 15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )
It's late night and Bill hears sounds coming from the kitchen where he's staying. What could it be?
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I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)
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OMG. that was sooooo not what I was expecting, but so funny. 
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Yeah, really kinda crude, huh? LOL
Ewwwwwww that is almost worse than what I imagined they were doing in the kitchen. Yuck Yuck
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
I know, it's sick, isn't it?
OMG!!!!!!! that was superlative!! you continue to rule and reign, my deb! thanks so much 
(me blowing kisses)
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
You are so very sweet, kimjo. Love ya! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Fart jokes are always funny, and this is no exception. As I am currently in a university library I had to stifle shrieks of laughter while reading this, but once I get home I am rereading and LOLing to my heart's delight. Loved it!P.S. Are you seriously telling me that Bill has never encountered a fart before?
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
How funny. Not the place to be reading this story! Glad you liked it and hope it was just as funny the second time around.I'm telling you that Bill had never heard such a fart as loud as that one emitted from anyone's rear-end before. I'm sure he's done some doozies himself, but he wasn't expecting such a spectacle from Molly.
Response from kallonista (Reviewer)
Indeed, it was just as funny the second (and third, etc) time around!
This is a toot! I mean a HOOT! So few stories are written about this kind of real life, and I think you've written a real gem!!! Well done, deb.I am laughing my ass off! Beth
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Thanks, Beth! It's a bit base, is it not? But we all need to explore our inner nine-year-old now and then.
This is a toot! I mean a HOOT! So few stories are written about this kind of real life, and I think you've written a real gem!!! Well done, deb.I am laughing my ass off! Beth
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Thanks again.
oh my god, my cheeks hurt! LOL thanks for a great laugh!
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Thanks! We all need a good laugh now and then.
In my household, all foul and noxious odors are blamed on the dog, an amiable mutt who's been taking the blame for six years without complaint. The Weasleys need a krup.
My inner nine-year-old is cackling madly, whilst my outer middle-aged persona is pursing her lips in an attempt to keep the giggles in. Thanks for writing!
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
We too, have a scape-dog. Yes, my inner nine-year-old joined my real eleven-year-old to write this.
I have to admit, this brought tears to my eyes as I was laughing so hard. Poor Bill, LOL! Awesome answer to the prompt.
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Thanks! We laughed writing it.
You take passing wind to a whole new level, deb! :)
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Yeah, I'm just gross like that.
OMGWTF?! LOL!!!
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
This is what happens when you mix a chili cookoff with me, an eleven-year-old, and a six-year-old before I get online.
Bwwahahaha. *accidently spits tea on laptop from laughing so hard* It is certain, Bill will never be able to look at his mother and father in the same light ever again.
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Smoke curls from the keyboard and it explodes. Sorry bou' that. You're so right about Bill! Of course, I think there comes a time when we find out our parents are human after all. It just comes a bit later to some.
Response from luvsev (Reviewer)
Laptop is fine. Only got a little on the screen. Whew! You are right about finding out about that are parents are human and not superman/woman. Sometimes it comes as quite a shock.
ROFL! Haven't laughed this much in a while. :D
Response from debjunk (Author of In the Kitchen)
Thanks, hon. Glad you had a blast.