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The Witch's Snare

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The Witch's Snare

lady_rhian

24 Reviews   |   24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Humor Romance Parody Potions Under Duress 3,057 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Original Character Severus Snape

Annie, Elise, and Lula own a cafe on the dodgy end of Muggle Dublin. Whatever will they do when a certain couple walks through the door? Written as a birthday present for Annie Talbot, elise_wanderer, and lulabelle72.

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Chapter 1: The Witch's Snare


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Member Since 2006  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 238  |  216 Reviews Written  |  1,498 Review Responses

The Tenant of Lyonesse Hall is on a temporary hiatus. Look for an update in winter 2012!

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Reviews for The Witch's Snare

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10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

This was a fun read and utterly delightful. I loved the three witches' reactions to Severus :)

10/10

wannabewolfe

This was utterly delightful! :) I am giggling along with Lulu, Elise and Maire.

10/10

BrenaMarie

This story was so cute.  It made my day while I was reading it at work!  Very very awesome!  ~Brena

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Hello, you! I was thinking about you earlier this month, actually. Haven't seen you in a while. :) I'm very pleased that you enjoyed the story -- it's definitely a suitable work distraction! *hugs*

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Hello, you! I was thinking about you earlier this month, actually. Haven't seen you in a while. :) I'm very pleased that you enjoyed the story -- it's definitely a suitable work distraction! *hugs*

0/10

justjen

HaHaHa! That was fun, great job!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thanks! Glad you liked it! :-)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thanks! Glad you liked it! :-)

10/10

pokeystar

Maybe Sev'll give them a strip tease on their next birthday?I can hear Lula calling for a lapdance now!Lovely, a wonderful tribute!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*gigglesnort* Don't give my Muse any ideas... she needs to focus on the Exchange!... :-) So glad you enjoyed it, m'dear. Thank you!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*gigglesnort* Don't give my Muse any ideas... she needs to focus on the Exchange!... :-) So glad you enjoyed it, m'dear. Thank you!

0/10

Elise_Wanderer

This is so much fun!  Best present I've had in quite awhile!!Thank you!-w

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

It was my pleasure, darlin'. You're fabulous! *muah*

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

It was my pleasure, darlin'. You're fabulous! *muah*

0/10

mauvemagique

Heehee... Heehee... Heehee... Heehee...* sobers up* "Cute!"*Ends reviewing*Heehee... Heehee...

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*gigglesnort* So glad you enjoyed it! :-)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*gigglesnort* So glad you enjoyed it! :-)

10/10

kittylefish

delightful!  lucky ladies to get such a birthday present, and what fun they inspired.  and even luckier hermione, of course.  :D

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Yes, lucky Hermione! Thanks for reading, love; glad you liked it.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Yes, lucky Hermione! Thanks for reading, love; glad you liked it.

10/10

snitchette

I don't know personally these ladies but I like the way you're picturing them. And the plot is very original. I would say it asks for more.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

I'm very pleased you enjoyed it but, alas, it's a one-shot. :-) Best wishes!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

I'm very pleased you enjoyed it but, alas, it's a one-shot. :-) Best wishes!

0/10

belle4life

rofl. i love it. that was perfectly adorable. and the mary-sues worked and should be honored at such a great story being written involving them.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

So glad you liked it! Thanks for reading!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

So glad you liked it! Thanks for reading!

10/10

mugglemomof3

Very cute. Very fun. I enjoyed it immensely!!!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

I'm glad you liked it, m'dear! :-)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

I'm glad you liked it, m'dear! :-)

0/10

debjunk

And I laughed right along with those three nosy bodies.  Very fun tale.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Wonderful! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Wonderful! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

MollysSister

clapCLAPCLAPPPP-A-Roo! I have never met Elise, but I have met Annie & Lula. You did a wonderful job of nailing their personalities! Most especially Annie's dry sarcastic wit! I damn near disolved into shrieks with the three wiches when Snape looked at the one way mirror. YAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

See, as I haven't met any of them, I was slightly worried once I'd finished it, thinking "do I honestly know enough about them to have written okay versions of them here?" Since they approve, and their friends approve, I am thrilled. They are wonderful women. So glad you enjoyed it, my dear. *muah!* *cuddlehugs*

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

See, as I haven't met any of them, I was slightly worried once I'd finished it, thinking "do I honestly know enough about them to have written okay versions of them here?" Since they approve, and their friends approve, I am thrilled. They are wonderful women. So glad you enjoyed it, my dear. *muah!* *cuddlehugs*

0/10

alatariel leralonde

Very, very cute story!!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you!

10/10

Anonymous

"Hello!" *snerk* Loved this even more! And now I get to fave it over here. Thank you so much for writing this -- it was truly inspired, the cleverness incredible, and you just rock!  Thank You!

Author's Response:

Again, words cannot described how pleased I am that you enjoyed it, honey. You are an absolute delight! *muah!*

10/10

sregner

Yeah FAN GIRLS Yeah!!!  That was so awesome

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*cheers Fan Girls Anonymous on* Thank you for reading - glad you liked it!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

*cheers Fan Girls Anonymous on* Thank you for reading - glad you liked it!

10/10

Sampdoria

What a wonderful story, I loved it!!!!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm very pleased that you enjoyed it.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm very pleased that you enjoyed it.

10/10

pookah

very cute!  That was a charming little piece of humor.  Thank you for sharing with all of us!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it. :-)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it. :-)

10/10

gabi1791

That was great!! Like the first sip of coffee in the morning. Thank you!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Can there be a better compliment than that? *grin* Thank you!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Can there be a better compliment than that? *grin* Thank you!

10/10

PDamian

Oh, holy cappucino -- I love cafes, the dive-ier and un-Starbucks-like the better! And I purely love cafes situated next to bookstores! And I absolutely lurve me some snarky Potions Master! And you've combined all three in one fantastic tale! What I wouldn't give for a double expresso, a couple of chocolate biscotti, and the chance to play footsie with SS as I read the morning paper ... Thanks for writing!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it. :-) I definitely had a great time writing it! (And I'm with you on the un-Starbucks. *nod nod*)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it. :-) I definitely had a great time writing it! (And I'm with you on the un-Starbucks. *nod nod*)

0/10

mom7knox

Nice job!!  Love to see these lovely witches make an encore performance - or have they and I just haven't found it yet?

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Alas, this was a one-shot birthday gift. :-)

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Alas, this was a one-shot birthday gift. :-)

0/10

kimjo2

what a thoroughly delightful and kicky ficlet!  thanks so much and mucho smoochies

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! So glad you liked it. It's the most fun I've ever had writing a birthday present. :)

0/10

Merry Grace

Very artistically done. The points of view were fabulous, the feeling of eavesdropping very relatable. I loved it!

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. It was great fun to write!

10/10

elsolel

They might be Mary-Sues, but they were used beautifully.  I enjoyed this little story a HUGE amount.

Response from lady_rhian (Author of The Witch's Snare)

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the characters. :-)

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