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1: A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew

2: A Slytherin’s Chagrin

3: A Slytherin’s Mortification

A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew

beaweasley2

28 Reviews   |   28 Ratings, 0 Likes, 36 Favorites )

Drama General Alternate Universe Potter Place Fun 7,443 Words 3 Chapters Complete
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Severus Snape Pansy Parkinson

Severus unwittingly falls victim to an illicit potion intended for someone else. Thankfully, Hermione is around to help him solve the problem.

I tried using the Dictionary Drabble challenge words for August 23rd, but its too long to be considered a drabble.

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Chapter 1: A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew

Chapter 2: A Slytherin’s Chagrin

Chapter 3: A Slytherin’s Mortification


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Member Since 2006  |  53 Stories  |  Favorited by 519  |  2,769 Reviews Written  |  6,181 Review Responses

I love to write. A dreamer, a creator and filled with wonder, imagination and life. Sometimes I get lost in the other worlds I've read and in some I create. It's all good, I’m in good company. 

“Imagination does not become great until human beings, given the courage and the strength, use it to create.”― Maria Montessori
 “Our imagination flies -- we are its shadow on the earth.”― Vladimir Nabokov 
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.”― Albert Einstein

“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were, but without it we go nowhere.” ― Carl Sagan

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Reviews for A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew

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10/10

Tiz Lestrange

LOL!! I would think the thought of Hagrid looming over anyone with a stiffie would be nightmare inducing!! Another great story, made me smile all the way through it! 

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, somehow I always imagined Hagrid having a rather small stiffie consider ing his size - you know, taking after his father's size. lol But yes, that would be something of a huge fright.  I'm glad that you like the story and it made you smile. Thank you for reading it and for the review.

0/10

gersknightlady

ahhh SS/GH part very good

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you very much. lol

0/10

gersknightlady

Well that ne ended too soon lol, I love Severus and Hermione together.
Very entertaining thanks so much.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, well two was enough. I'm very glad that you enjoyed this one. Thanks for reading and the review.

0/10

gersknightlady

Very good, love it. Needed a bit of fun tonight :)

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I'm glad that you enjoyed this one.

10/10

snitchette

The question is, what will happen next? Humm…So there will a next. Great. You're one of my favourite author and this little story is fantastic.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, I plan on two more, then wrap it up. Next Severus' reaction and Pansy' problem....

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, I plan on two more, then wrap it up. Next Severus' reaction and Pansy' problem....

10/10

snitchette

Hermione really should have been put into Slytherin... So glad there is another chapter that I will read just now.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I've never really believed that just because you're in one house you only have 'those traits' and none of the other ones. It's like why can't students from dif houses be friends? I always thought that was nuts too! oh well.Thank you very much for the review.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I've never really believed that just because you're in one house you only have 'those traits' and none of the other ones. It's like why can't students from dif houses be friends? I always thought that was nuts too! oh well.Thank you very much for the review.

10/10

snitchette

Excellent ending even if I wouldn't mind another chapter. Sorry I know I'm asking too much. *grin*

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh, I planned on another chapter... how it goes depends on the words I get!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh, I planned on another chapter... how it goes depends on the words I get!

10/10

BrenaMarie

Uh-oh!  Sucks to be Millicent!  Well its her own fault really, I'm just glad Severus is handling Hermione so well!  9In moire ways than one!  Hahaha)  Awesome story hon!  Keep it up!!!  Cheers!  ~Brena

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Right now I'd hate to be the witch Hagrid runs into! I'm glad you like it. One more to go! But how it goes depends on the words!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Right now I'd hate to be the witch Hagrid runs into! I'm glad you like it. One more to go! But how it goes depends on the words!

10/10

makaem

Another wonderful story.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you very much.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you very much.

10/10

livvy6

Nice! I always get chills whenever I hear him say, "You're mine."Livvy

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you very much. Me too!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you very much. Me too!

10/10

braye27

And a good time was had by all!  Hermione is happy, Severus is happy, and I am happy!Thank you for a wonderful little tale with the happy ending that always puts a smile on my face!Beth

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh, yes, Hermione is happy and Severus is smiling, Pans is in the hosp wing, and Draco is smiling with anticipation. I feel sorry for who Hagrid runs into though...One more to go and I'll end it. How it goes will depend on the words.

Response from braye27 (Reviewer)

Oh yay!  Another chapter, you say?  Now you have really made my day!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh, yes, Hermione is happy and Severus is smiling, Pans is in the hosp wing, and Draco is smiling with anticipation. I feel sorry for who Hagrid runs into though...One more to go and I'll end it. How it goes will depend on the words.

Response from braye27 (Reviewer)

Oh yay!  Another chapter, you say?  Now you have really made my day!

0/10

kimjo2

love those happy endings!  thanks so much!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

You are very welcome.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

You are very welcome.

10/10

hermione278

Yay!!!!  I loved it!!!! :D  Thank you :D

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I'm so glad. Thank you for the review and the pretty stars!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I'm so glad. Thank you for the review and the pretty stars!

10/10

blue artemis

Go, Hermione. 

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I think she'd be gald to know that! Thank you for the review.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

I think she'd be gald to know that! Thank you for the review.

10/10

blue artemis

I loved that, and I'm glad you continued it. 

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I plan on adding another chapter - Severus's responce and Pansy's consequence. But how it goes depends on the words I'm given. Thank you for the review.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I plan on adding another chapter - Severus's responce and Pansy's consequence. But how it goes depends on the words I'm given. Thank you for the review.

0/10

sunny33

Ooh! Atonement. Is that what it's called nowadays?

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

That's what Hermione admitted to Pansy! Like she was really going to tell her anything. But Yes, Hermione is going to be serving detention with Severus for slipping him a philter. You'll see in the next chapter.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

That's what Hermione admitted to Pansy! Like she was really going to tell her anything. But Yes, Hermione is going to be serving detention with Severus for slipping him a philter. You'll see in the next chapter.

10/10

BrenaMarie

This was awesome.  Seriously I love a sneeky Hermione!  She totally wanted something and got it!  I can't wait to read some more of this.  I love how she got Pansy too!  Hehehe.  Awesome Stuff.  Seriously.  ~

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yep, Hermione one this one all around. She got Pansy in a jam. Pulled one on Draco and managed to get into Severus' pants with one request to a house-elf! I say she did real well. Severus' reaction is will be the next chapter and will completely depend on what words I get!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yep, Hermione one this one all around. She got Pansy in a jam. Pulled one on Draco and managed to get into Severus' pants with one request to a house-elf! I say she did real well. Severus' reaction is will be the next chapter and will completely depend on what words I get!

10/10

braye27

Hermione is a very clever witch!  And it seems as though Professor Snape is happy to have made a new "friend."This is a very enjoyable tale.  Let's hope Pansy can get the antidote before she has to serve her detention with Hagrid!Beth

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh yes she is.  You'll see Severus reaction in the next chapter.Thank you very much. Oh, er, um... well... Think  How did Severus get relief from said potion? Do you really think he's going to admit that to Pansy?

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Oh yes she is.  You'll see Severus reaction in the next chapter.Thank you very much. Oh, er, um... well... Think  How did Severus get relief from said potion? Do you really think he's going to admit that to Pansy?

0/10

debjunk

Oh yay, I'm glad you chose to continue this.  Poor Pansy, she's in for a bit of a rough time, whether she sees Hagrid or not!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I was asked so nicely, and since I'm now posting the challenge for SW on Potter_Place, well, I still get to play with it! I'm glad you like this story. Next chapter will be Pans w/ Sev and Hermione w/ Severus. I have no idea how I'm gonna play this off - it depends on the words I get!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I was asked so nicely, and since I'm now posting the challenge for SW on Potter_Place, well, I still get to play with it! I'm glad you like this story. Next chapter will be Pans w/ Sev and Hermione w/ Severus. I have no idea how I'm gonna play this off - it depends on the words I get!

0/10

kimjo2

delicious, delectable and delaterious to my demeanor!  thanks so much!!!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Gee, I greatful and delighted that you think so. Thank you for the cute review.

10/10

braye27

Severus rose quickly and left the Great Hall, taking the goblet with him, praying that his confining clothes and brisk walk would hide the discomfort in his pants. I laughed at the mental picture of Severus trying to walk away with a raging erection!Hermione is such a clever witch!  And she always gets her man!Love this short tale.Beth

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. Teehehe yes, well, he did have to go. If you think she's clever here just wait! There is a second chapter in queue. I was asked so nicley - and had a writers block - so I wrote a bit more for this one.

Response from braye27 (Reviewer)

Ohhhhhhhhh...  I can't wait!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. Teehehe yes, well, he did have to go. If you think she's clever here just wait! There is a second chapter in queue. I was asked so nicley - and had a writers block - so I wrote a bit more for this one.

Response from braye27 (Reviewer)

Ohhhhhhhhh...  I can't wait!

0/10

sunny33

LOL. Wondered why all the unusual words were in it. Forgot about the dictionary challenge!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Ah, yeah. The Dictionary Drabble Challenge vobabulary words. Hope they didn't throw you off any. But I have so much fun using them. Thank you for the review. *hugs*

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Ah, yeah. The Dictionary Drabble Challenge vobabulary words. Hope they didn't throw you off any. But I have so much fun using them. Thank you for the review. *hugs*

10/10

debjunk

Heh, heh, you're at it again!  Loved it. 

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, I am. I really love writing these. Thank you for the review.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Yes, I am. I really love writing these. Thank you for the review.

10/10

blue artemis

That was quite entertaining.  

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you.

10/10

rlc

This was fun!  Fluff and new words, it can't get much better!

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I'm so glad you think so.

Response from beaweasley2 (Author of A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew)

Thank you. I'm so glad you think so.

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