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The House on Sparkly Poo Corner

PiperKirby

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Humor Hogwarts Castle 1,346 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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Exactly where does the Sorting Hat put all those MarySue!Sparkles and GaryStu!Glitters?

This should be rated 'S' for Sparkly.

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Chapter 1: The House on Sparkly Poo Corner


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10/10

blue artemis

that is too funny!  I love it.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

You have to love it when Mary!Sues get bested..

0/10

sunny33

Oh, bugger!  She really stuffed that up!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Well, she was trying to do something bad, so she deserved it   But at least she has Ron Ron now for comfort.And Hermione gets the bad boys...Piper

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Well, she was trying to do something bad, so she deserved it   But at least she has Ron Ron now for comfort.And Hermione gets the bad boys...Piper

0/10

mock_turtle

your title is priceless.  if it hadn't been there, I wouldn't have read this at all.what a scream.  I hope you don't have anything against poor christopher robin...but this is hilarious.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

I had just been to an outdoor concert where Kenny Loggins played his famous song... and then heard about Sparklypoo House and this story is apparently the love child result.  You are the first - apart from my beta - to gigglesnort over Robyn's name.   10 points to Sparklypoo House!  Piper

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

did you mean "return to pooh corner"?  I had to google it...  it's still a brilliant play on words.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

I had just been to an outdoor concert where Kenny Loggins played his famous song... and then heard about Sparklypoo House and this story is apparently the love child result.  You are the first - apart from my beta - to gigglesnort over Robyn's name.   10 points to Sparklypoo House!  Piper

Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)

did you mean "return to pooh corner"?  I had to google it...  it's still a brilliant play on words.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

LMAO--Yesss!  Hoisted on her own petard!Now, go write the next chapter about Hermione, Severus, and Lucius.  And make it smutty.  *grin**hugs*~Lotm

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Demanding little witch, aren't you?  Hmmm.  Hermione, Severus, and Lucius, all dosed with a heavy duty love-and-lust potion... let me think where that might lead....  Piper

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs encouragingly*~Lotm

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Demanding little witch, aren't you?  Hmmm.  Hermione, Severus, and Lucius, all dosed with a heavy duty love-and-lust potion... let me think where that might lead....  Piper

Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs encouragingly*~Lotm

10/10

sc010f

ROFL this is even funnier the sescond time around!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

'Second time around'?  Oh, dear.  Has Robyn been messing with a time turner, too?  Hmm.  Perhaps you have just given me a second chapter...   Piper

Response from sc010f (Reviewer)

A second chapter?  *bounces*I read it the first time when you submitted it to hpcon_envy.Oh, my I think Robyn needs a second chapter, yes, absolutely! *shamelsesly begs*:D

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

'Second time around'?  Oh, dear.  Has Robyn been messing with a time turner, too?  Hmm.  Perhaps you have just given me a second chapter...   Piper

Response from sc010f (Reviewer)

A second chapter?  *bounces*I read it the first time when you submitted it to hpcon_envy.Oh, my I think Robyn needs a second chapter, yes, absolutely! *shamelsesly begs*:D

9/10

Anonymous

The Sparkly-Poo realm is pretty wonderiferous (particularly after Twilight sporks about sparkling!). I can't help but find, even in parody, the Americanisms a bit vile, though. LOL A nice take, though.

Author's Response: Only 'a bit vile'?  Oh, dear.  Must fix that immediatly.  They were intended to be utterly vile.  Piper

9/10

DawnEB

  Well, I can't think of a better fate for the girl.  Either girl.

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Sigh.  I just love happy endings... Piper

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Sigh.  I just love happy endings... Piper

0/10

morgaine_dulac

What more can there be said than LOL?!And all of them are getting lucky! Yay!

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Isn't Robyn such a thoughtful girl - to want to make sooo many people sooo happy?  Piper

Response from PiperKirby (Author of The House on Sparkly Poo Corner)

Isn't Robyn such a thoughtful girl - to want to make sooo many people sooo happy?  Piper

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