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Not Going to Portus Club

1: Sex on the Beach

2: Blond Temptation

3: The Sun Also Rises

Not Going to Portus Club

Dreamy_Dragon

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 464 Words 3 Chapters Complete
Original Character Severus Snape Bill Weasley Fred Weasley George Weasley Lucius Malfoy Remus Lupin

Anyone for a drink and a night of fun?

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Chapters (3)

Chapter 1: Sex on the Beach

Chapter 2: Blond Temptation

Chapter 3: The Sun Also Rises


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Dreamy_Dragon

Member Since 2007  |  33 Stories  |  Favorited by 163  |  463 Reviews Written  |  911 Review Responses

I am a latecomer to the Potterverse (way after HBP). I was searching the web for everything and anything about Snape one day when I accidentally stumbled over my first Severus/Hermione story. I read it, was intrigued, searched for more, and the rest is history.

My fandom world very much revolves around Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy.

My favourite 'ships are Hermione/Severus, Hermione/Lucius, Severus/Lucius, and my OT3: Severus/Hermione/Lucius.

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Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club

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10/10

beaweasley2

Teehehe I enjoyed this - thank you.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm very glad you enjoyed :) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm very glad you enjoyed :) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh naughty Dreamy - I like!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you :D

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you :D

9/10

sinbad

The Potion Master is a bartender?  LOL I must continue this...

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

And he's good ;)

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

And he's good ;)

10/10

sinbad

Cute and fun, obviously those of us not going to Portus are still having a party.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

It was a fabulous party :D
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

It was a fabulous party :D
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!

10/10

sinbad

Flirts with Severus, leaves with Lucius...someone is in for a good time.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

And a good time was had :D

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

And a good time was had :D

10/10

isalie

Opps. Messed up voting. Just came back to rectify that.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you for the lovely stars!

0/10

isalie

You know, I must have missed the crack-fic warning. What's that Portus club supposed to be? Some sort of swingers' club? Mhh... Now where does that lead...?Er... *harrumph* *pulls herself together again*Now, really. Where was I? Ah, yes, swingers' club... Owned by Severus I suppose (or suggest ) (why else would he so very busy and standing behind the bar in addition).All in all I had to read all this three times to make head and tail of it. And by now I feel strangly intrigued by it.So, um, interesting thinks that wander trough your mind, Madam.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you very much for your lovely review! It put a broad smile on my face.
Here's the explanation for the ominous "Not Going to Portus Club": two years ago there was a large HP convention and loads of people went. Apart from us poor sods who couldn't go for various reasons. So we got together online and had a party instead... Which, among other things, resulted in multiple drabbles featuring our favourite wizards and ourselves (as in shameless author insertion) :D I'm very glad these silly drabbles managed to intrigue you!

0/10

sunny33

Do you have a red nightie too? Or perhaps there is no need?

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

What would I need the nightie for? *g*

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

What would I need the nightie for? *g*

0/10

StormySkize

Give me Severus any day! lolNicely done, though.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you :D

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thank you :D

10/10

snitchette

I almost miss this third installemnt. What a shame it would have been. And isn't Lucius a bit arrogant about the kissing thinge. After all, how does he know?

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Lucius is just... Lucius ;)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Lucius is just... Lucius ;)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing!

0/10

HannahSmith

Where's that bar? where's that beach? you think Lucius can handle another female with an overactive imagination?? Thanks for sharing!!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm sure he can. As we all know, he's a wizard with amazing, ahem, powers. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm sure he can. As we all know, he's a wizard with amazing, ahem, powers. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

10/10

notsosaintly

Like I told someone else, Lucius has incredible staying power. He could go all night and into the morning and STILL have some left over.  *sigh*  One can only wish.

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

And the thought of being watched ... mmmm. I kinda like that.  (More fodder for my overactive imagination!)

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Yep, Lucius is amazing - in may ways :D I'm glad you liked, tell me about overactive imagination ;) *sighs as well*

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

And the thought of being watched ... mmmm. I kinda like that.  (More fodder for my overactive imagination!)

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Yep, Lucius is amazing - in may ways :D I'm glad you liked, tell me about overactive imagination ;) *sighs as well*

0/10

sunny33

The woman in Red strikes again!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

*whistles innocently*

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

*whistles innocently*

0/10

sunny33

what is it with you girls and cleavages. Didn't Sev tell you he was a leg man?

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Now you tell me...

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Now you tell me...

10/10

snitchette

The whole serie is very great. Glad you share your night in that bar with us.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm glad you enjoyed. Thanks for the review!

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm glad you enjoyed. Thanks for the review!

10/10

notsosaintly

Oh, yeah. He is temptation in many ways. The pic that inspired Inspiration is fantasy-fodder for me.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That he is, and that pic is the stuff a girl's dreams are made of *wistful sigh*

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That he is, and that pic is the stuff a girl's dreams are made of *wistful sigh*

10/10

notsosaintly

Ah, there you are! You must be on a whole different timezone than the rest of us.  This was a needed installment,  and Notsosaintly was rather looking forward to it (the implied interlude).

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Sorry to be late. Other side of the pond here, and I had to get rid of nosy colleagues first...
Thanks for reviewing.

Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Sorry to be late. Other side of the pond here, and I had to get rid of nosy colleagues first...
Thanks for reviewing.

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