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Stories Characters Susan Bones

Susan Bones

19 Stories

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Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Smut General Parody The Sex Ed Challenge 44,756 Words 9 Chapters Complete

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees

by dracontia

143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 101 Favorites )

Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!

44,756 Words,  Started 07/17/2006,  Completed 08/17/2006

Humor Drama Angst Romance Horror Slash Alternate Universe Forbidden Forest 4,952 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Confessions of an Abused Hero

by YaoiMaster

24 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )

Harry is knocked into a coma and his diary is published. What dark secrets will be revealed? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Slytherins

4,952 Words,  Started 05/08/2007,  Updated 05/30/2007

Drama Romance Alternate Universe Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 17,822 Words 8 Chapters WIP

Double Standard

by jmlane57

15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

A rebuttal to the story "Why Ginny Weasley Was Still A Virgin When She Married Harry Potter" by 'pettybureaucrat' I found on the Simply Undeniable site. In this story, Ginny is NOT so readily accepting of Harry's cheating on her during the Second Wizarding War upon his return home and lets him -- and the others involved -- know it in no uncertain terms. (I have written the story in such a manner because I firmly believe the original story and the situations therein are very OOC.)

17,822 Words,  Started 04/25/2008,  Updated 10/03/2009

Angst Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 36,104 Words 16 Chapters WIP

A Secret Worth Keeping

by Red Writing Hood

182 Ratings, 0 Likes, 168 Favorites )

Hermione has left Hogwarts during her sixth year. Secrets and desperation brings her back.

36,104 Words,  Started 09/09/2008,  Updated 01/20/2009

Mystery/Suspense Drama Angst Alternate Universe General Action/Adventure Horror Psychological Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 118,959 Words 25 Chapters Complete

Descending into Obscurity

by sbrande

219 Ratings, 0 Likes, 174 Favorites )

'I await your command, for I am yours to do with as you see fit.'

Winner of Action & Adventure Order of Merlin, Third Class in the Owl Awards 2009.

Lucius Malfoy, on orders from the Dark Lord, captures Hermione Granger to be held as his prisoner deep within the underground dungeons of his Manor. Can Harry and Ron carry on without the brains of their trio, or will Lord Voldemort prevail and take over the wizarding world?

118,959 Words,  Started 08/22/2008,  Completed 08/23/2013

Humor Drama Romance post-HBP/HBP compliant Potions Under Duress 69,257 Words 27 Chapters Complete

Carpe Diem, Part One

by ConstantComment

398 Ratings, 0 Likes, 234 Favorites )

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for a year of postwar schooling. When, supposedly, all is well for the Know-It-All, events from the past emerge and drama ensues. And where is Severus Snape in all of this? Right smack in the middle, of course! Amidst the turmoil of early adulthood and unrequited feelings, will Severus and Hermione learn to "seize the day"?

AU after HBP, some facts from DH. Mild student-teacher romance. Rated M for later dream sequences, etc. Features some non-explicit HG/DM.

PLEASE read Author's Notes for disclaimers and necessary warnings throughout story.

69,257 Words,  Started 11/25/2008,  Completed 02/08/2010

Angst Romance Potions Under Duress 117,093 Words 36 Chapters Complete

Caramel

by corianderpie

765 Ratings, 0 Likes, 384 Favorites )

Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.

117,093 Words,  Started 04/27/2009,  Completed 08/22/2010

Drama Romance General Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge 147,708 Words 25 Chapters Complete

The Enchanted Tower Room

by beaweasley2

544 Ratings, 0 Likes, 296 Favorites )

Teenage Severus Snape and Lily find a room in the castle with a partially hidden staircase that leads them up to a private room at the top of a tower that even the Marauders don't know about.



Then twenty years later, Hermione Granger finds the room. Suddenly she’s confronted by Severus Snape, who’s always considered tower room to be his own private little nook, finds herself not only under the rooms spell, but must now meet the conditions of the room with the one professor that has always been her biggest enigma.

147,708 Words,  Started 11/25/2007,  Completed 01/08/2010

Romance Potions Under Duress 116,713 Words 50 Chapters Complete

Raven

by gersknightlady

969 Ratings, 0 Likes, 308 Favorites )

Having fled the Wizarding World Hermione comes face to face with her past.

116,713 Words,  Started 03/11/2009,  Completed 01/14/2010

Mystery/Suspense Angst Romance compliant post-DH/DH Shrieking Shack 97,257 Words 21 Chapters Complete

The Banebrewer

by Grace has Victory

21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )

Wolfsbane Potion is illegal, but the illicit brewing continues. Ariadne Lupin can preserve the human mind of a werewolf, but can she reverse the mindset of a whole civilisation?
Part IV of “The Moon-Cursers”.

97,257 Words,  Started 12/14/2009,  Completed 01/12/2010

Drama Romance General Potions Under Duress 169,869 Words 40 Chapters WIP

Dark Veela

by kittyperry

432 Ratings, 0 Likes, 127 Favorites )

Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.

169,869 Words,  Started 10/02/2009,  Updated 02/23/2015

Angst Romance Alternate Universe General Potions Under Duress 18,010 Words 14 Chapters WIP

Damsels & Dragons

by Velvet Song

56 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )

Hermione is returning to Hogwarts to teach Potions, and finds something dark and mysterious in the forest.

18,010 Words,  Started 08/27/2010,  Updated 02/07/2011

Romance Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 5,813 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Kiss at Midnight

by linlawless

16 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

When their friends drag them to the Ministry's New Year's Eve ball, will Hermione and Severus find themselves together as the clock chimes twelve?

5,813 Words,  Started 01/01/2011,  Completed 01/01/2011

Drama Romance Smut General Potions Under Duress 75,397 Words 26 Chapters Complete

What Is This Thing Called Love?

by kittyperry

261 Ratings, 0 Likes, 206 Favorites )

Severus is reinstated as Headmaster and calls his first staff meeting.

75,397 Words,  Started 10/17/2009,  Completed 01/04/2011

Angst Romance Alternate Universe General Potions Under Duress 27,716 Words 17 Chapters Complete

Velvet Song's Damsels & Dragons

by MsTree

102 Ratings, 0 Likes, 18 Favorites )

Hermione returns to Hogwarts to teach Potions and finds something dark and mysterious in the forest. (This is a continuation of Velvet Song's original story archived here at TPP.)

27,716 Words,  Started 01/30/2011,  Completed 10/19/2011

Drama Romance Alternate Universe Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Bulgarian Connections 9,112 Words 3 Chapters Complete

Dumbledore's Hubris

by blue artemis

2 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Voldemort wins. Hermione helps set up an underground to take Britain back.

9,112 Words,  Started 04/19/2011,  Completed 04/27/2011

Humor Drama Romance General Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 68,138 Words 12 Chapters WIP

Ars memoriae, or The Art of Memory

by ofankoma

121 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

A decade after failing to rehabilitate her parents, Hermione returns home seeking assistance from an unlikely source. A tale of Pensieves and portraits, memory and the mind, forgiveness, hope, and love.

68,138 Words,  Started 08/02/2011,  Updated 03/23/2012

Romance Smut post-HBP/HBP compliant Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 363,192 Words 54 Chapters WIP

Consequences of Meddling with Time

by beaweasley2

718 Ratings, 0 Likes, 174 Favorites )

Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little tricky if not used correctly: a mistake made in counting or a slip of fingers can make the user jump irregularly and thus she could accidentally alter her time line. And when such an accident happens, Severus Snape uses Hermione’s Time-Turner in order to fix a horrific wrong. However, it’s his younger self that becomes the one who must ensure that history is not altered.

363,192 Words,  Started 05/03/2009,  Updated 12/17/2014

Humor Romance Smut post-DH/DH compliant Epilogue What Epilogue? Malfoy Manor 1,364 Words 1 Chapter WIP

Veelantine Surprise

by unseenlibrarian

3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?

1,364 Words,  Started 09/06/2013,  Updated 09/06/2013

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