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Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes First Times at the Weasley House
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First Times at the Weasley House

1: 1. Practice Makes Perfect

2: 2. Research is Good Business

3: 3. The Taming of Harry Potter

First Times at the Weasley House

notsosaintly

19 Reviews   |   19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 80 Favorites )

Smut Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes 11,236 Words 3 Chapters Complete
Fred Weasley George Weasley Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley

Ginny is intent upon perfecting her skill. (Please take note of warnings.)

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Chapters (3)

Chapter 1: 1. Practice Makes Perfect

Chapter 2: 2. Research is Good Business

Chapter 3: 3. The Taming of Harry Potter


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Member Since 2005  |  38 Stories  |  Favorited by 707  |  843 Reviews Written  |  2,009 Review Responses

Founder of The Petulant Poetess.  Editor and full-time mother.

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0/10

moonstargazer

Well I'll have to admit, that was fun to read! I thought sure they would have been caught in the act, by one of the adults, but luck was on their side, I suppose.Congratulations on a very cute tale.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

I think I wasn't in the mood to ruin their fun.  They all needed to discover a few things unhindered.

0/10

moonstargazer

Well on got his, and so did the twins. An excellent and fun read. At least Ron and Hermione have an understanding between them, that she loves him and vie versa. Great story!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Thank you!  I'm glad you are enjoying it.

0/10

moonstargazer

Totally mindblowing chapter!  I just hope Mrs. Weasley does'nt find out about this....It is kind of funny, especially with the cucumber.  Looking forward to reading more! 

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Yeah, Mrs. Weasley finding out would certainly put a damper on things, wouldn't it?

10/10

Katie616

Awwww. I just love it. I love the tender, soft stuff, and the more. . . hard-core stuff. I do have to say I like the soft, loving parts more. They're so touching and wonderful. Thank you so much.~Katie

0/10

AdamiRose

That was different...a good different, I don't normally go for the whole incest thing, but you did well with it. you made it so that it wasn't icky so much as amusing...well done!

9/10

Fallen_Angel_Mione

Very good story. Funny and cute and tasteful incest. Keep up the good work.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Wow!  I'm actually surprised someone read this story!  And I'm very pleased.  Glad you thought it was tasteful.  I tried to make sure I kept it that way.

10/10

MagicAlly

Great story.  I've got no siblings and therefore no problems with this.  Very sexy but lighthearted at the same time.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Good ... thanks. This chapter was the only one that has this warning... it's mild (in my view of things) but it makes me nervous when I get a review. I have a sister and had a brother... still, for some reason I never put myself 'in the picture' when I wrote this. I think I'm a little odd, though...

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

I have one brother who is alot older than me and I have never wanted him sexually though some of my friends have.  So I'm not into incest but the way you wrote it was still hot.  Very detailed.  It's funny I taught my neice how to give head with a cucumber.  She's a year younger than me.  Never thought of a banana though I would be afraid it would break off and choke me. Try explaining that one. lolTamara

10/10

Wistful_stargazer

Lovely smut, humor, and romance too.;~DVery well written--thank you!Keep up the good work!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Thank you!  I'm so glad you liked it!

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Thank you!  I'm so glad you liked it!

10/10

Wistful_stargazer

*SQUEE*The treatment Hermione has received from the various male members of the family, I would absolutely LOVE to be a guest at the Weasley's!*SMIRK*  *LEER*  *WEG*;~D

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

I wholeheartedly agree.  But then, you already probably knew that.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

I wholeheartedly agree.  But then, you already probably knew that.

10/10

Wistful_stargazer

Very yummy, and sinfully sexy--I love it!Weasley-cest is the best!;~DWell done.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Truly, it's the only family I could ever do that to.  They just seem to beg for it.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Truly, it's the only family I could ever do that to.  They just seem to beg for it.

10/10

sailorscout_k

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Lariope

Brilliant. I love first time stories, and you have a knack for the balance between UST and... well, RST. ;)

10/10

siriusluv

Great story.   It's just so dirty, smutty that I like it.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Haha!  I'm glad my dirty smut was so well-received.  This wasn't one of my more popular stories (I think it was the incest warning *snicker*), so I always like it when someone reads it and enjoys it.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Incest, what incest?  No, no that was RESEARCH.  LOL  Brilliant as always, notsosaintly.Tamara

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Yup, it's amazing how different it looks when you call it by a different name...

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Research my ass, their just randy teenagers. lol   OH to be that young again.Tamara

0/10

SlytherinsHeir

Naughty but enjoyable :P
There's something about the twins... you can just imagine them being so comfortable with each other that it's like they are the same person.  Who knows if any twins would do that, I suspect not, but still.
The firsts times were good between Herm and Ron and Harry and Ginny :)

0/10

YUMHARRY

hehe thats a really good story you have my approval

6/10

EverMystique

It's very difficult to review a story of this nature. I did read it, but I have mixed emotions on the content.

Response from notsosaintly (Author of First Times at the Weasley House)

Yes, the content is a little ... different.  It's why Iput the warning of 'incest' on it, to warn people away who would find it squickish.  Still, like writing same-sex couples, there are only a certain few characters in my mind that work well together.  (Just so you know, in real life, I would not condone this behavior no matter who it was; but with fictional characters, it's fun to exercise a little literary muscle.)

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