Hlp O Brgg
The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore
Chapter 19 of 29
spiderwortYet another task, generated by Sirius himself this time.
ReviewedHow are you feeling, Hermione?
She pulled the comforter closer about herself and peered hard at James Potter's ghostly form. It was a constant surprise to her how very much Harry looked like him. She found it a comfort actually. "I'm all right, apart from being mad enough to want to wring Narcissa's bloody neck. I'm just a little depressed is all."
He gestured at the walls of her marbled gaol. It must be hard having to live here, apart from your parents... and friends.
"It's worth it though. I'd do anything to save the Headmaster. But that's not why I'm down." She pointed her wand at the teapot which was brewing her favorite Darjeeling and Accioed it to her cup. "It seems so unfair...how some people have to struggle their whole lives to make their way, while others get all the breaks, have all the money..."
You mean the Malfoys.
She nodded and sipped the hot, fragrant tea.
Perhaps I can put it into perspective for you. It may seem as if they have it all now, but the day of reckoning is coming for them. I would say it has already come, in fact. And Narcissa, at least, knows it. Fortune swings the pendulum of prosperity and health with a blind eye, and those who are well-fed and clad now, the pampered and cowardly, become the beggars of the next generation. We have no say in this. The only power we have is what kind of people we will be ourselves: the decisions we make, how we carry ourselves, how we treat others. But that, I think is a very important power.
"But if there's no reward..."
Virtue is its own reward, Hermione. Never forget that. To be able to go to sleep at night, knowing that you've done a good day's work, used your talents wisely, cared for the good of the earth, helped people where you can, isn't that something worth having?
"A clear conscience and a decent night's sleep...yes, I suppose so."
And the knowledge that you're building up the world, not contributing to its demise.
"Yes, I see what you mean. Thanks, James."
I'm not sure you'll be so grateful when I tell you what the next task is.
She rubbed her hand over her old chest-wound. "After that last close call..."
I'm sorry about that. It was a lucky thing that Time-Research fellow was wearing body armor, wasn't it?"
"Where were you, James?"
Like I said, watching your back. About five minutes after you went into the time lab, I sensed Dolores Umbridge steaming down the hall towards the Department of Mysteries, and I thought I'd better head her off.
"You didn't conjure a centaur to scare her away, did you?"
No, although it would have been fun to see her reaction. I just whispered in her ear that she had a big ladder in her stockings. Lily says that's just about the most embarrassing thing you can say to a middle-aged witch. She turned tail and headed for her office. But I thought I'd better follow her at least part way to make sure she didn't change her mind. Then I got involved eavesdropping on Ministry gossip on the elevator. The old Auror habits never quite go away, I'm afraid. I'm sorry, Hermione. I let you down. It won't happen again.
He looked just like Harry did when he needed help on a particularly difficult Potions essay but didn't want to ask. She smiled. "That's all right. So what's the next task?"
He clapped his hands. I like your spirit, young lady! We had a lot of trouble deciphering the next several items on Dumbledore's list, but when Sirius got back from his first set of tests...
"Set of tests?"
The heavenly powers are being rather hard on him, I admit. All those old misdemeanors, you know, especially the... erm... hanky-panky... and pranking."
"Yes, I understand there was quite a lot of that."
Anyway, when Sirius got a chance to study the list, he recognized this name. Apparently, he had told Dumbledore about the case, hoping the Order could find evidence to prove the innocence of this fellow who had been wrongly sentenced to Azkaban.
Hermine brightened. "Was it Stan Shunpike by any chance?"
No, that wasn't the name. Is Shunpike a victim of Ministry injustice too?
"Yes, he's a... friend... of Harry's. But, please, go on."
Well, about a year before Sirius escaped from Azkaban, there was a fellow brought in to the cell next door...name of Ovid Bragg. He'd been sentenced to three years for Snidget poaching. Every night, Sirius heard him repeating happy memories to himself...to stave off the bleak ones, you know...and pieced together that he had small daughter whom he loved very much and that his wife was very sick. By the time Sirius escaped, he was so convinced of Bragg's decency that he vowed that he'd try to get proof of his innocence or, failing that, extenuating circumstances for the crime.
"What did he find out?"
Not a whole lot. When your name is on the Ministry's Most Wanted List, you don't have a lot of options. But he managed to find out where the little girl and the mother, who was in remission from a deadly illness, were staying. He acted the loveable stray around their yard for some months and became quite fond of Little Lu, as the family calls her.
"I'm sure the feeling was mutual. How old is Lu now?"
Around five or six, I'd guess. She's been living with her mother's sister...one Modesty Collins...since the mother died. Aunt Modesty wants to formally adopt her and is trying to convince the Wizengamot that Ovid is not a fit father.
"Well, it's not like he's a child molester or anything."
But the Aunt is a rabid animal lover. When she heard that Ovid had tried to smuggle those little birds out of the Rabnott Sanctuary, and had the child with him at the time, well she about went ballistic.
"Snitches are quite valuable, aren't they? I read somewhere that their eyes and feathers are highly prized on the Dark Market."
Yes, but what you may not know is that the means poachers use to extract them are very cruel. Pictures of plucked and blinded Snidgets have been circulating in Beast Rights circles for years.
"That's horrible."
Yes. Bragg was lucky to get only three years.
"What was his story?"
That he took his daughter to the Sanctuary because the mother had worked there before she got sick, and he wanted Lu to know her through the things she loved. When they left, he was caught red-handed with the birds...three of them.
"But he doesn't sound like a poacher... unless he needed the money badly for something important. Not that I'm excusing him..."
James looked at her reproachfully. Sirius is quite sure of his innocence.
"All right. If I interview to him, hopefully I can find some exonerating evidence, and the Aunt will forgive him, and he gets his daughter back."
It won't be quite that easy.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Why am I not surprised to hear you say that?"
As you may know, Azkaban warps a prisoner's thought processes and emotions terribly. Most inmates, when they come out, are more than a little bonkers and spend time at a half-way house for re-hab. Then they are helped to find a job and a place to live. Sirius thinks the only thing that kept Bragg from going completely round the twist was the thought of being reunited with his daughter. But the Aunt wouldn't let him see Lu, and he lost it. His social worker found him in his flat, smelly and starving, clutching Lu's picture, babbling like a brook. He's in St. Mungo's now...completely catatonic. All his personal belongings...what few there are...are there with him.
"So, if you'll send me there, I can get started looking for evidence."
He waved his hand. I'll be right behind you. Honestly.
~*~
They were in a waiting room at St. Mungo's with several groups of people...patients' families, surely...seated on cheap plastic sofas arranged in rows facing each other. The room was uncomfortably warm and smelled of unwashed bodies and incompletely cleaned messes.
"I'd like to see Mr. Ovid Bragg," Hermione said to the receptionist.
"Take a seat," the witch answered. "His family is here too, so you'll have to wait a while." She gestured to a woman and a girl seated in a corner. The little girl had long hair in brown, tightly woven plaits. She was wearing a cheery pink robe and had a Mad Muggle lunch box in her lap.
Hermione edged towards the pair. The child was amusing herself, swatting at flies with her small hands. There seemed to be quite a few in the room. She sat down; the seat crackled under her weight; it had been repaired many times with Spello-Tape.
She cleared her throat and asked, "Are you, by any chance, Mrs. Collins?"
"The woman frowned. "Yes. Do I know you?"
"No, my name is Hermione Granger. I know a little about Mr. Bragg... Lu's father," Here she smiled at the little girl. "From a... friend of his. Erm... they were in prison together."
Modesty Collins stared at her. "Oh. One of that thieving lot."
"Papa's not a thief, Aunt Tee," said the little girl, softly but firmly.
A man in green robes approached. "Mrs. Collins. Your daughter can see her father now.
The aunt made to rise, but the girl shook her head. "No, Aunt Tee. I want to see him by myself. You scare him too much." She got up and strode over to a wastebasket which was overflowing with refuse. She brushed off her hands, and a collection of small, dark objects fell into a half-eaten sandwich on the top. She wiped her hands on her robe and followed the man through a door he had just opened. The smell intensified, and loud noises...cries, jeers, thudding and scraping...flowed out. It reminded Hermione of an ill-kept zoo.
Lu's aunt pulled up a ragged copy of Witch Weekly from the empty space next to her. Hermione tried to think of a way to restart the conversation. She had begun badly; she knew that. She should not have mentioned Azkaban.
"Lu seems a bright little girl," said Hermione.
"That she is." The aunt turned a page.
"She'll be going to Hogwarts, I imagine."
"Mmm-hmm." She pulled the magazine closer to her face.
"I go to Hogwarts too. Have you... erm... heard of Harry Potter?"
"Who hasn't?"
"He's a good friend of mine."
"Really?" Modesty Collins looked at her. The look said, I don't believe you. The aunt murmured, "I hear he's quite a Quidditch player."
Hermione wondered if this was meant to test her boast. "Oh, yes. He's Seeker for Gryffindor. Has been for six years. The youngest player in..."
"...in a hundred years. Yes, I know." The magazine lowered a bit. "Did you watch him play much?"
"Every game."
The woman raised an eyebrow. "I hear he once caught a Snitch with his mouth."
"That's right. And another time he had a broken arm but still managed to get it, and once his broom wasn't working right and he was way up over the pitch, and he almost fell off..."
"Hmmph. Did he ever do the Wronski Feint?"
"That move Viktor uses?"
"Victor who?"
"Viktor Krum."
The woman leaned forward. "The Viktor Krum? You know him?"
Hermione affected nonchalance. "Well, yes. Actually, we went together... for a time..."
"Ohhhhh, you're that Granger."
"What do you mean?"
"Rita Skeeter wrote about you two-timing Potter..."
Hermione lost it. "That's not true! I was never Harry's girlfriend. Never. I'm just one of his friends. That's all."
"I wondered what the real story was. When I saw your picture... well... you looked too... sensible... and wholesome to be just a... a flirt."
Or a whore, thought Hermione, which was the reputation the Skeeter hag had tried to hang on her.
Modesty Collins seemed embarrassed, as if that very word was in her own mind. In lieu of apology, she changed the subject. "Do you play Quidditch yourself?"
"Me? Oh no. I can barely get up on a broom."
Modesty snorted. "That's me too. No sense of balance. But my sister...Lu's mother, you know...played pro for a while."
"Really?"
"Yes. She was a Seeker too. For the Appleby Arrows. Ah, how she could ride! The Wronski Feint was her favorite maneuver. And quick? No one in the league had faster hands. That's where Lu gets it."
"What?"
"Her quick hands. You saw what she was dumping out in the waste can? Flies. She just snatches them out of the air. Quickest hands I've ever seen. She can ride very well too, as young as she is."
Hermione smiled. "You're a Quidditch fan."
"Yes, we still follow the Arrows. I'll miss going to games."
"Why? Are you going away?"
"Yes, and soon, thank the stars. This is the last time we'll ever have to visit this place." She glanced about the room, her mouth a thin line.
"You're moving?"
"Yes, Lu and I, as soon as the adoption papers come through. We'll be living in Cornwall, as far as we can get away from this place. Then maybe she'll forget him. I promised her one more visit so she could try to jog him out of this funk he's in, but I think she knows it's no good. But she has to try, doesn't she?"
"I heard about his...her father's crime. Do you know what actually happened at the Sanctuary that day?"
"His story is they just walked around all morning... had lunch in a mulberry grove... then they took a nap. When they woke, they started for the front gate. The guard heard a buzzing sound coming from the lunch pail he was carrying, and when they opened it, out flew three Snitches. He confessed pretty quickly afer that. So he got the minimum sentence, one year per bird."
Just then, the door burst open, and the little girl ran to her aunt. Her face was glazed with tears. "He doesn't know me, Aunt Tee," she cried. "He didn't even look, no matter what I said." She wrapped her arms about her aunt and pressed her face against her tailored brown robes.
Modesty Collins squeezed her niece gently and patted her back, then held the little girl at arm's length. "I told you, Baby, he's very sick. That's why he's here. You can't do him any good any more." She shouldered her purse in a gesture of finality, but Little Lu just sank down on the sofa and buried her face in her hands, sobbing.
Hermione saw a vending machine in a corner and sidled over to it. "James, she whispered, "I don't have any money. Can you...?"
I'm way ahead of you, Hermione. This used to be a specialty of mine. The machine rumbled and shook, and a pack of Drooble's Best Blowing gum fell out of the slot. Heh-heh. I used to stop Harry's tantrums with this stuff. It's hard to cry when your mouth's working that hard.
Hermione brought back the pack and offered a piece to Lu as her Aunt went out for water. Soon they were both chewing away. Ron once told her that the beauty of Droobles was that you could blow such big bubbles that it pretty quickly started everybody in a contest to see who could make the biggest. It took Lu away from her troubles quickly, and as she calmed down, Hermione asked questions, seemingly just to pass the time.
"Your aunt was telling me, you've been to the Snidget Sanctuary."I've always wanted to go. What's it like?
"It's the beautifullest place I ever been."
"What did you do there?"
"Papa and me, we walked about and saw skillions of these teeny birds all flying around the trees eating berries...cute and little..."
"And fast?"
"Not very. I cotched a couple, but Papa made me let them go."
Hermione goggled at the child's innocent boast. She must indeed be gifted if she could snatch a Snidget, the fastest of all birds, out of the air. "And then you had lunch and took a nap."
"No, I din't. Papa did. I just watched the birds and then I cotched some more and gave them a ride."
"How did you do that? How did you give them a ride?"
"I put 'em in my lunch pail, but then, when we were going home, a man came and let them go."
Hermione sensed a presence at her side. It was Aunt Tee with two cups of water in her hand. Her face was white. She put down the cups and pulled Hermione over to a corner. "We never told Lu what her father was arrested for. He wouldn't allow it. But... she must be making this up."
Hermione had an inspiration. "That lunch box, is that the one she took to the sanctuary?"
"Yes, she always carries it around. She keeps some mementoes in there: her mum's watch, a letter from her father. Of course she can't read..."
"A letter? Have you ever read it?"
"No."
"May I...?"
"You'll have to ask her."
Hermione took a deep breath and went back to the little girl. "Lu, that box of yours is so pretty. Do you mind if I look at it?"
Lu just nodded, her mouth at work on the biggest bubble yet.
Inside, among oddments of jewelry and small toys was a grubby envelope with a much folded and refolded bit of paper. It read:
My darling Chastity,
I want you to know that I'm innocent of the charges against me. I don't know how she did it, but I think our ingenious little girl managed to catch three of those damned birds and hid them in her lunch pail. I can't bring myself to tell the court the truth. You remember how cold-hearted the old Head of the DMLE...Crouch...was? He sent his own teen-aged son to Azkaban for just hanging out with the wrong crowd! And, from what I've heard, Amelia Bones is no better. I can't risk the possibility of our daughter being punished for something she didn't realize she was doing. And it'll only three years. How bad can it be?
I'm glad to hear you are so much better and that the Healers have high hopes for your complete cure.
Be well, my darling, and take good care of our little imp until I get back to you both.
All my love,
Ovid.
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Hopefully, the goblins will give Hermione a chance to prove she has, in her possession, the rat who intended to rob their bank? Talk about out of the fire and into the frying pan!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're so right! I should have called the story "The Perils of Hermione" a la the old movie serial "Perils of Pauline," with a cliffhanger at the end of every installment.
Oh, poor Hermione, that must be horrid. But good job using the electrified rail on Voldie.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I'm an old chem-major, so the idea of a scientific solution to H's problem appealed mightily.
I thought this couldn't get any better, and then I read that magic word, RATNIP! I love you.You do keep coming up with wild situations and wilder original cahracters. Such an original and clever tale! ab fab.-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
**blushes** aw shucks...
Hooray, more chapters! You are so clever and inventive. Your wonderful ideas keep this story so fresh and alive! (unlike some of its characters) Thanks for sharing this with us!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, guys. Unfortunately the story's almost over, but might I interest you in my next, about Minerva's childhood?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
"dying" to see it! -Wahoo
Hermione is a bit naive, isn't she?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Hmmmm... maybe, or maybe she had little choice but to cooperate... and of course, she still does like Viktor... a little.
Oh that is sweet! This chapter is a wonderful mix of humor and emotion. Poor Grawp! That was very sad. It was thoughtful of Percy to give him the poster. I'm glad he went home to his mom! I hope Hermione goes back ino the woods and gets the wand and briefcase! They might come in handy. -Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Good point! But--oh, she's going to be busy for a while.
Golly this one had me laughing! My favourite line was that Helga Hufflepuff wanted to participate, but only in a small role. My hubby and daughter are 'theatre folk' and that just rang hysterically true to me.Well done,Pookah
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I was 'theatre folk' once myself, and the party they threw afterward came out of memories of some first-night celebrations I've attended.
This is a very sweet chapter. I am glad Hermione was able to overcome her jealousy. I know how that is, my best friend from college was the prettiest girl at University of ---, and I was a bit jelaous of her when we first met. But her sweet nature and many sterling qualities won me over, in spite of my own bad nature and jealousy. Maybe this will be the start of a beautiful friendship between the two?-Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sounds like a great idea for a one-shot--or a challenge, n'est-ce pas?
Response from Wahoo and Wesleyanne (Reviewer)
yes, it does sound like a good challenge. We don't get enough stories of the lesser-known characters, and not enough friendship tales. thanks for your friendship tale, and you have given us delightful OCs as well.
-Wahoo
That was an interesting chapter. The verse was really quite amusing.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks. The story comes from a series of one-shots I wrote for a challenge called "Hermione's Inferno". I felt I had try to do one in the poetic form Dante used in The Divine Comedy. I think it's called "terza rima".
Wow, a Ron I can like. That doesn't often happen in fanfiction. Well, at least the stuff I read, anyway.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've met some icky Rons too, blue, (and written some as well). But, of all the Rons I've created, I like this version the best.
I love this chapter! Thank you for the update, and for house elves! Love those house elves!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yes! And it's so much fun to write dialogue for them. JKR gave us such a wealth of characters and ideas to elaborate on.
I really love the idea of Hermione as a house elf.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yay! Me too. Gives her a chance to see the other side of things.
another great chapter! Thanks for the update! I am really enjoying this unusual tale. I'd love to see what happens when the snidget-catcher goes to Hogwarts!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, Double-W, so would I. (Plot bunnies abound in this fic.)
They are judging Hermione based on upset dead Weasley Prewitt ancestors? yeesh. Although the concept is funny as all get out.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I know. Sorry, couldn't come up with anything better.
spontaneous magic is great! Thanks for another chapter, I am enjoying this tale, it's very original.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I've always been galvanized by the idea of underage magic. Anything can happen!
That was some serious accidental magic.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yep, big things come in small packages. Like baby Harry... and Darla. All generated by love.
Oh, that poor Darla. Anyway, that was a smart plan of Hermione's. This story takes quite a few twists, doesn't it?
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
A new one almost every chapter. Hope it doesn't tire you out!
I am really enjoying ths clever tale! Thank you for writing it!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
You're most welcome! I really enjoyed writing it too.
Oh! the plot thickens! And I love Sirius's clever use of his limitations, he senses or spots a dead owl, but it turns out the aurors are there already. Really a neat little chapter! thanks for the update.-- Wahoo
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Sirius is soooo much fun to write. I bless JKR every day for making his character, but I bless even more all the writers who have elaborated on it.
That was wonderful, and funny all at once.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Yeh, I'm a big fan of comic relief.
Sirius is a hoot! I like your little Muggleborn witches and their families. HOW is Hermione going to convince them they are in danger? Looking forward to another amusing chapter soon!
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks,
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
(that sure is a mouthful). I do enjoy putting Sirius into embarrassing situations. I figure his aplomb and sheer brass will get him out of most of them. (And there are lots more to come.)
Don't know how I missed this chapter but here it is! good chapter and I am on to the next. Thanks for this so-funny, so bizarre story.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, W&W, it will get bizarrer still, I assure you. (Well, um, I hope it will.)
Interesting chapter. Nice segue.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
Thanks, ma'am. This came out of a series of short sketches, loosely tied together by another writer's plot line that I had to give up on to create the book, so 'nice segue' is good, very good.
This keeps getting better and better. Poets have their own death, and RATS of all things?! Wonderful & imaginative.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
This sorta kinda came out of Terry Pratchett's Discworld. I think there's a Death of Rats in that one, but Reginald is my own idea.
This story is delightfully bizarre. I'm really enjoying the descriptions of death's place.
Response from spiderwort (Author of The Ransom of Albus Dumbledore)
I have to credit Terry Pratchett with most of that, so if you want more bizarre, try his Discworld series.