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Hogwarts Castle Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture
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Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture

1: Chapter One

Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture

black spot

6 Reviews   |   6 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Parody Hogwarts Castle 1,037 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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This is not a serious story. You have been warned.

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togspled

oh. my. god... i dont know if i should laugh or cry. oh god... thank the lord this is a sicfic or else i'd be wondering who the hell was ur grammar teacher. :D. On that note, it was wonderful.

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

Thanks. I’d been reading a load of really badly written stories and thought it would be amusing to gather the worse bits all together. Now, no story can be as bad again, ever. Just please spare a thought for my poor beta to whom I sent it.

9/10

Mrs Alfred

Great job! I cringed and laughed though the whole thing. I loved the enthusiastic illogical leaps in the plot and the word games. An author responding to one of my reviews wrote that her story was "not supposed to make sense, it's a mystery!"  Thank you for a lovely and witty story.

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

Thank you very much. I must add my thanks to deleterious for pointing me into the direction of so many examples of ‘wonderfully’ written stories.

10/10

KMJ

that was the funniest piece of pie i have ever eaten...lol

very entertaining 

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

Thanks a lot. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

9/10

notsosaintly

*still giggling*  So, I'm wondering... how much did it hurt to type some of this?  I love the different spellings for Hermione's name and Salmonella's too. This must have taken a lot of work, and it was brilliantly done.   It definitely takes someone who knows how to write to do a parody like this well. 

 

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

Cheers. The hardest thing was sending it off to my beta. I haven’t put her down as such because I’m not sure she’d want to have this to her name. I made copious notes on other stories to bring all the errors together, so yes, it did take a bit of work but it was hard to type whilst giggling.

0/10

FishLover

hehehehehehehehehe, I love satire..... unfortunatly the folks who NEED to read this won't understand the humor... very sad.

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

Thanks. There was this writer who tried to copywrite the phrase “Motion Picture” – I couldn’t resist. Then I have been following ‘My Immortal’ by bloodyrist666 the best spoof of all time.

0/10

Lord Lukamort

Wow wat a gewd story,you are really graet!

Response from black spot (Author of Salmonella Gets Sporked ? The Motion Picture)

7h4nk y0u v3ry much. M0r3 r3v13w5 p|3453.

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