Thanks.  Somehow accurate information made it through the gossip chain.  I was thinking that deep down, patrona were only human, er, animal.

Thanks for the head's up about the spam--unfortunately, I rarely have ever been able to get over to the drabble site--I have so much enjoyed the museamusant prompts you've used, as well as others... hmm... I'll contact the headmistress and ask if anything can be done to block it/them...The thing is, yes, you can make a creative, witty, entertaining story out of ANYTHING, including our honoured spammer's tidbits--and these four were quite fun together! Looking forward to more, spam or no spam! 

Thanks.

That group has its possibilities, but sequels are probably beyond my wit.

Perhaps it is time to come clean.  The site for drabble prompts is being overrun with spam.  It seemed only fair to use some of the more coherent spam as a prompt.

(Keep those tidbits coming, 4gx78fffqtt123wt, whoever you are.   )