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Malfoy Manor A Fool-Proof Plan
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A Fool-Proof Plan

1: A one-shot

A Fool-Proof Plan

linlawless

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Malfoy Manor 11,458 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy

What’s a wizard to do when a perfectly good plot to ruin his son's perfect wedding goes perfectly awry? Originally written for Mizsphinx in the 2012 Lucius/Hermione gift exchange at LJ.

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linlawless

Member Since 2010  |  34 Stories  |  Favorited by 194  |  139 Reviews Written  |  1,164 Review Responses





I'm a forty-something American woman who is addicted to the SSHG pairing, relatively new to this fandom. I'm also considering starting some original fiction soon...

Check out the story I co-wrote with Remarkable -- it's called "Hidden Attractions" and (as soon as it's through the queue) it's archived under the penname remarkable_linlawless.

For those who are interested, I've got two WIPs at my website (which I will eventually post here, but not until I have a complete draft).  It's easy and free to join the website, so I hope you'll visit!

I am honored that my story, Witchy Woman, has been selected as a featured story for September 2010.  Better yet, this honor came with the very awesome banner at the top of this post!

Here's a couple of banners my friend Atuliel made for the two WIPs at my website:





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http://snangerdanger.proboards.com
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Reviews for A Fool-Proof Plan

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10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

I loved this when I first read it on lj, and it's every bit as good the second time :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you, my dear!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you, my dear!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)

0/10

TalesOfSnape

Lol! Actually, over here poker isn't such a universal thing, but it would be very Hermione to hustle Lucius, and the whole back-firing plan is very Lucius.Best of all is the way that Sraco just assumes that his dad has been having a secret affaire with Hermione and that they sloped off together for a dirty weekend, despite Hermione's involvement in the wedding plans...

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Yeah, the funny thing is poker is up and down in popularity here, too.  Glad you enjoyed the story! :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Yeah, the funny thing is poker is up and down in popularity here, too.  Glad you enjoyed the story! :)

10/10

snitchette

They form a nice pair together. Do you think Draco will have a sibbling before he has a child ? *wink*

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Ha!  That would be funny, wouldn't it?~ponders possible sequel~

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

*offers chocolate to help the bunny*

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Ha!  That would be funny, wouldn't it?~ponders possible sequel~

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

*offers chocolate to help the bunny*

0/10

tenoh27

Fun story, and amusing, thank you. Too bad Draco got his preconceptions wrong. ;)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!  (Draco isn't always as perceptive as he might like to think...)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it!  (Draco isn't always as perceptive as he might like to think...)

8/10

Belladonna2010

A sexy, feel-good romp! Solid writing. I look forward to reading more of your stuff! *pads off to the bookshelf*

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, thank you!  Glad you enjoyed it! :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, thank you!  Glad you enjoyed it! :)

10/10

Sampdoria

What a fantastic story, I loved it:-))

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you very much!  Glad you enjoyed it. :D

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you very much!  Glad you enjoyed it. :D

0/10

mick42

Not a fan of HG/LM at all , but this was so well done, it drew me in. Thank you.

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  That's a lovely compliment, indeed! :D

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  That's a lovely compliment, indeed! :D

0/10

mick42

Not a fan of HG/LM at all , but this was so well done, it drew me in. Thank you.

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thanks!  I'm glad you enjoyed it in spite of it all. :D  (Belated) thanks for the review!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thanks!  I'm glad you enjoyed it in spite of it all. :D  (Belated) thanks for the review!

10/10

sunny33

Love the way she conned him into thinking she didn't know how to play poker. :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, she can be sneaky when it suits her purpose ... ;)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, she can be sneaky when it suits her purpose ... ;)

10/10

ElectricLimeGreen

Thanks for making me laugh.  This story was great fun!!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you very much -- I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you very much -- I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

10/10

GryffKat

What a riot! Such great fun and an original idea.

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D

10/10

wiccakitty

 That was great. strip poker with Lucius...oh yeah!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, thank you!  I wouldn't mind a go at that myself ... ;)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, thank you!  I wouldn't mind a go at that myself ... ;)

10/10

MsTree

Oh, the best laid plans of mice and men... and Lucius! ^_^

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

I'm sure he's re-written history by now and would tell you this was his plan all along. ;)  Thanks for the review -- glad you enjoyed it! :D

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

I'm sure he's re-written history by now and would tell you this was his plan all along. ;)  Thanks for the review -- glad you enjoyed it! :D

0/10

Who

"Lucius was beginning to think that he had been hustled"Great line! Great story! I enjoyed this very much, and I had several good laughs while reading it, Thank you!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

So glad you enjoyed it -- thank you very much! :D

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

So glad you enjoyed it -- thank you very much! :D

9/10

MlleGigi

I have a secret weakness for HG/LM stories (even though they require you to suspend your disbelief) and this one is adorable!  I love the way in which Hermione-the-Muggleborn was able to trick Lucius-the-Pureblood and keep him on his toes, even thoough that would probably have made him seethe (inwardly -- Malfoys do not seethe outwardly!) in canon.  I'm sure Lucius would never have dreamed that a Muggleborn would be able to beat him at anything (never mind strip poker)!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, all that is certainly true.  It's fun playing around with fanon!Lucius, isn't it? ;) Thanks for the review, and I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, all that is certainly true.  It's fun playing around with fanon!Lucius, isn't it? ;) Thanks for the review, and I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

10/10

HBAR

I must say that I am not a fan of Lucius and Hermione, but I had a very fun time reading this.  The conversation is intelligent, the situation awkward, and best of all is poor Draco who rushes in to rescue Hermione, only to find her in bed with his father.  Poor guy.  Still, it keeps Lucius distracted enough to probably care very little about who is son marries, so everyone wins.

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, Thank you!  I'm glad you enjoyed it despite not being a fan of the pairing.  I had a lot of fun writing it. :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

LOL, Thank you!  I'm glad you enjoyed it despite not being a fan of the pairing.  I had a lot of fun writing it. :)

10/10

phoenix

Wonderful job. I just loved the banter between the two of them and poor Lucius when he realized his plan backfired and he got Hermione instead of Lucius. Of course the ending begs for more and now I'm off to read more. This really is my favorite pairing.

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  I've grown to enjoy this pairing recently, so I've been writing them more lately.  I'm glad you enjoyed this take. :)

Response from linlawless (Author of A Fool-Proof Plan)

Thank you!  I've grown to enjoy this pairing recently, so I've been writing them more lately.  I'm glad you enjoyed this take. :)

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