I think I'm a pervert because I find that was hot! Did Professor Snape know about the plant and send them to discover themselves?

Wow.  *picks up cactus and moves it to the other side of the room*Thanks for the shout out.  The secret is out.  I'm not above cheering you on through anything, even naughty plants ;)This story was so wrong.  Don't misunderstand, I enjoyed it, it was just wrong.  There were so many times that I was thinking things were going a certain way and then they didn't.  In the beginning, I thought maybe the plant was just trying to get the two boys together.  Like not only is it obvious to everyone in the castle that they want each other, but even the plant life can tell :)  I was secretly hoping it was altruistic, not perverted.  How wrong I was!After all was said and done, Draco was afraid that Harry would spill his dirty little secret.  I sort of assumed that now that they shared a common bad (and yet good) experience, they would have bonded and then admitted to one another a mutual attraction.  But no, Malfoy wants to come back tomorrow and double major in Herbology and Anatomy.If that weren't bad enough, um, I hate to ask, but ... well,  did Snape send them out on purpose?  I've seen him do everything under the sun, but never hide in the bushes videotaping his students in compromising positions with overgrown flora.  But now I am picturing it AND he is hoping there is a third tentacle.  HELP!  Save me from this line of thought.What were you fretting over?  You have plant smut down to an art.  Maybe you should move on to creatures.  Oh wait, forgot you've already gone there!  :)Oh!  Do you suppose that this plant is what they use to make Herbal Essences?  Those girls on the commercial are really enjoying themselves in the shower ...Well, if it isn't obvious, I survived my weekend and got a total of four hours of sleep in the last forty-two hours.  Which is a shame because that hotel bed was the most comfortable place I have slept in my entire life.  I will write soon.  Off to bed.  ZZZZZZZZ

I'm with quaffie.  And I think you should donate your brain to medical science, because it bears investigating. :P"Harry wondered how Draco managed to look so imperious wearing nothing but his skivvies while being stripped by a bush."  Stripped by a bush.  ROFLI'd like to see what Snape finds out, and what he does, when he comes out the next night to investigate what the boys are up to... ;)

Oh dear God, this was funny.  Sort of "so wrong it's right" material.  Is there anywhere you won't go?  Not that I mind, goodness knows the fandom only benefits from getting weirder, but I am curious...

I'm gobsmacked...Those preternaturally prehensile appendages really were the boys undoing. Do you think Snape had any idea what was lurking in the forest?I'm just wondering what will happen with them the next time they enter the woods together.

You know... I thought that one story with the Whomping Willow getting freaky with students was a total anomaly....Clearly, I was mistaken. Look out, Giant Squid--Pervy Plantlife is horning in on your porn parade!<---Flower that wants to be a Mary Sue in the sequel