He's My Cherry Pie
Keppiehed5 Reviews | 5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
Do you want some cheese with that? Harry and Hermione get naughty with a cherry pie in a silly little story.Winner of mod's choice at PtterPronPrmpts! Mind that rating, this one didn't win for plot!
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Oh no, no, no, my dear. This is all wrong. First, you are writing about dessert with fruit in it, and I know that mixing healthy foods into dessert is against all you stand for.More importantly, nice, sweet Harry and Hermione belong together. For naughty-middle-of-the-night-dining-table- cherry-pie-sex, they should each be with the Slytherins to whom they truly belong. I'm sorry if I misused the dashes in the above sentence. I couldn't find anywhere that explained whether they were needed in that particular sentence.Molly Weasley would have a fit about the use of her table, except that I suspect each of her seven kids was conceived in a different room of the house. Gotta watch those Weasleys ;)
Response from Keppiehed (Author of He's My Cherry Pie)
*is amused* You know, I finally write one that isn't too twisted, and you are clamoring for something different. Methinks you have a taste for the perverse, my dear! *winks* Was this too tame for you? *laughs* I went through a phase where I wanted to write all the couples I could, and so I tried to pair up everyone fairly at least once. Harry and Hermione seemed like cherry-pie people, what can I say? LOL! I don't think that Snape would sit still for that kind of fruiting, and Draco was made for chocolate, as we all know. So it had to be them, poor guys. I'm so glad I got this out of my system so that I am free to move on to less vanilla (and fruitless) pursuits! Thanks, as always, for reading!
The ending was really cute.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of He's My Cherry Pie)
Thank you. The twins are the only Weasleys I like. Thanks for reading!
Fun and sexy, there are not enough Harry/Hermione stories out here...glad you gave us a good one.
Response from Keppiehed (Author of He's My Cherry Pie)
Thanks, and I agree about the pairing. I could've done anyone, but it was time for those two to get some lovin'! Glad you liked it!