Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf
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Master Lucius’ favourite elf has a very special task. WARNING: This drabble has been written at 6:30 in the morning and is therefore extremely silly.
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Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord
Colours: black, green, silver
Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft
Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.
When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.
Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 
Reviews for Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf
Ewww. Poor elf. Lol
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Ewwww! That piece of filth! I actually handed in a non-potter version of this for a uni-assignment. My classmates were appaled, my teacher thought it was brilliant.
hilarious!!! love it!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Hehe, I had forgotten about that silly drabble. But it sure was fun to write. Glad you liked it :)
Hmmm. His wand you say? ;)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Hm, you know, long pointy thingy ... :P
I see Lucius has a deviant side in this story. I found it quite amusing in a twisted way. Thanks for the new kink.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
There's none as deviant as Lucius, eh? New kink, hehe.Glad you liked it and took the time to let me know. Cheers. /M
Oh dear, 3 1/2 minutes? Tsk.... poor Narcissa !!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Hope he's good at foreplay, hehe
*snigger* very funny
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Cheers!
LOL Poor elf. *giggle* Of course I'm there too if he needs more help.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
I'll put together a schedule :P
Um... Hm.... Wow... What is Lucius thinking about while this is going on? Is he "reading" a magazine or something?
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Yep, he's reading Wandcare Weekly :P
Lucky you. And who can I blame for finding this very enjoyable? Oh, never mind, I like it and that's that.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Oh, blame me. I'm use to it :P
That's right, blame everyone else - including poor, sweet, innocent little star_girl - for the silly and decidedly mucky status of your own mind! Just be aware that there are other like-minded individuals out there (who shall of course remain nameless) who found this highly amusing! :-)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
I have no idea what everyone is on about ... There's an elf and a wand that needs to be polished. Where's the problem? *innocent fawn-look*Hope our minds are having a good time together down in the gutter, hehe
Thank you for helping me start my day all warped and silly!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
You're welcome. Such days are bound to be great!!
Hmm, the poor elf evidently doesn't enjoy polishing his wand.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Poor elf doesn't know what's good for her ;-)
Three and a half minutes? Have we all been underestimating Lucius' stamina? Is there elf-magic involved?Really funny. I loved it.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
UNDERestimating? I sure hope he lasts longer ... in the right hands :P
Ok, I read it, now please pass the brain bleach.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
We're all out, I'm afraid. :P
*hides*No no no no no no no!Oh well... I guess he can get away with anything!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Master Lucius’ Favourite Elf)
Sure he can!