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Hogwarts Castle I'm Too Sexy for my Fur
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I'm Too Sexy for my Fur

1: I'm Too Sexy for my Fur

I'm Too Sexy for my Fur

blue artemis

8 Reviews   |   8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Hogwarts Castle 166 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Crookshanks

Crooks is dreaming again. He sleeps a lot.

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Chapter 1: I'm Too Sexy for my Fur


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blue artemis

Member Since 2006  |  115 Stories  |  Favorited by 156  |  3,537 Reviews Written  |  1,212 Review Responses

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10/10

mick42

Crooks is not alone in his attitude, every cat has it.

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

I currently have 5 pet cats and 4 hanger's on. You are absolutely right.

0/10

sunny33

ROFL.  Poor, misguided half-kneazle.

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Hee.  He's just having fun dreaming.

10/10

MMADfan

LOL! Loved it! So glad the title caught my eye over on the front page. Thanks! I'm still chuckling, and I needed it!

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Oh, I'm so glad you enjoyed it.  I love your stories.  There are three more of his dreams here.

10/10

snitchette

*smile* Has anyone given this cat a sweet dream potion?

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Maybe.  He just has an overactive imagination. 

0/10

Rose of the West

LOL!  I know the song and it fits perfectly, but when I read the title, I got a mental picture of Crookshanks shedding everywhere.

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Bwah ha ha.  Now I've got the mental picture.  Thanks for the review!

0/10

morgaine_dulac

Thehe!! :D

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Thanks! :)

10/10

Anonymous

*roflsnort* That's too cool! Bravo! :o)))

Author's Response: Thanks!  I'm glad you liked it.

10/10

StormySkize

That was just too funny. I can just picture him sashaying down the runway with that superior cattitude ...Loved it!

Response from blue artemis (Author of I'm Too Sexy for my Fur)

Thank you!  Yes, watching some of the models makes me thing of smug cats. 

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