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That Damn Book

1: One Shot

That Damn Book

Southern_Witch_69

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Harry Potter

Harry finds out that someone's written a book about him. Who could it be?

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Gmariam

Ah, so much unsaid! More, more! It was Hermione, yes? How ironic that Harry thinks of her first for help, when she was the very culprit! It's always interesting to read about Harry and Ginny fighting, since they seem to end up happily-ever-after in canon. An interesting look into an alternate future! ~Gina :)

0/10

kimjo2

wow, that's a stumper.  luna?  i always thot ginny wasn't good enough for harry!  great stuff.  thanks muchly!

0/10

buckylostsmacky

Hermione Granger.  Where's the rest?

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pottermania

hermione jean granger aka Jemehan Rain Renogger.

0/10

remy

It's Hermione of course - but my brain is trying to figure out 'what's in the book ' did Harry cheat on Ginny? I hope not, I kinda hate reading about Slag!Harry... :( At least he stuck by Hermione!

10/10

MuseAmusant

"Jemehan Rain Renogger" = Hermione Jane Granger

OK, so Harry figured it out... now what's he going to do about it?

BTW, Ginny's such a twit. First for blindly buying Ron's BS when she should know he's full of it by now, yet having no problem believing that Harry would do that to her and never even considering just who might know her husband far better than she does.

Loved it, but a sequel would be mucho appreciated!


9/10

hermione278

Hermione Jane Granger?
it's 19 letters...and she's definitely a cat person!
and Rain and Jane rhyme....and syllable-wise, the psyedonm and her actual name are almost identical :)

10/10

joyfulheart

Wow, clue after clue, it was so obvious. I'm not good at guessing these things but after I realized who it was the clues just glared at me.

Hope you had a happy talk like a pirate day, arrrrr.

10/10

snitchette

SW’s AN: And do you know who wrote the book?
Absolutely. The letters jumped on me at first sight. But I wonder why she's done that, how she happens to know so much about his sensuality, and what she'll have to say for her defence. *hopeful*

0/10

Ravensblood

Hermione Jane Granger

oF course.
There will be hot sex now?

10/10

Sampdoria

I would have loved more detail on what was written in the book, but as long as it annoyed Ginny I guess I am satisfied:-) I am guessing that Hermione is the author though, will you let us know?

10/10

lyn_f

Miaow! I think he just found out it was our favourite Birthday Girl! :)Arrrr, this be pleasin' t' me eye! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of That Damn Book)

Ahoy, matie~! Thankerrrrrzzz

10/10

sevibaby

Hermione Jean Granger wrote the book.  Ginny sure has a mean pitching arm.  Poor Harry, at least he is a good friend.  I personaly would like to see another chapter where Harry confront Hermoine about the book.  Oh well.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of That Damn Book)

Thanks so much. I was getting a complex that nobody would guess. :) Hahaha. I am considering a little second chapter. Thanks! :) xxoxoxoxoxoxox

10/10

blue artemis

Luna?  He's well quit of Ginny if she was blindly following her idiot brother. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of That Damn Book)

Not Luna. :)Definitely well quite of Ginny!

10/10

debjunk

Tee hee.  Quite the expose!  But I am really bad at these name untwisty puzzles, so I'm quite clueless.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of That Damn Book)

Well damn! I'm sorry. I thought to write some "fun" type of mystery that could be easily deciphered, kind of. :)

Response from debjunk (Reviewer)

I think part of it was my brain.  I'm not remembering much of anything today, let alone being able to decipher stuff.Whoa, wait... where am I?  And who are you?

0/10

sunny33

Hermione, of course.  Works for Jean or Jane too!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of That Damn Book)

Mmmhmm

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quaffswinegaily

Don't just think like Hermione, think of Hermione _ and how's she going to react when he comes to discuss the book with her ?!!

10/10

livvy6

I say Hermione Granger.
Nice cliffie!

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