Freeze Your Balls Off
ApollinaV18 Reviews | 18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )
The Weasley Wizarding Wheezes have a new product.
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ApollinaV
Member Since 2008 | 25 Stories | Favorited by 97 | 169 Reviews Written | 627 Review Responses
Like many proud alumni of the honorable Hufflepuff House, ApollinaV is a rabbid Huffle-hugger, champion pear-tickler, and founding member of Cleansweep-Streakers Guild (the AV-Eyeful is so named in her honor). Since graduating Hogwarts, she done 'responsible' and 'professional' things - and resolves not to do that anymore. Dreadful amounts of paperwork.
Reviews for Freeze Your Balls Off
How great! Love it!
That was a very cute story, and I enjoyed reading it.
Thanks for sharing.
beautiful! thanks muchly!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Thanks kimjo! I'm so glad you liked it! AV
To be continued?SS/HG stringing Fred and George for higher pay?
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Nah. Just a drabble one-shot for the Sat Nights on Chatzy. I don't think I intended it to go anywhere. Thank you for reading.All the best!AV
Thank God I wasn't drinking anything before reading!! Wonderful use of your prompt words! Loved the tirade and her storming out - especially the twins reactions! Thanks for the bedtime laugh!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Fantastic - I'm so glad it got a good laugh. Any time the Twins are involved it's just writes itself funny. Schmootches!AV
She's a better negotiator than he is! :)
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
She is! I'm not surprised by that either.Thanks love!AV
Why wouldn't "Forge and Gred" try their own product? That would give time to our two love for exploring their mutuan project... *grin*
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
And what? Freeze their balls off? What's the fun in that? I doubt they'd try this project. But SSHG always deserves more time for lurve. Thanks babe! AV
a one - way ticket to antarctica.from those who don't even know the average-temperature of their home country.and their legal advisor being Hermione!! unique idea!something tells me Severus did find his new job... hehestartet freezing, ended hot.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Thanks so much m'dear. With this prompt, it was begging to use the Twins. And I had to add in Severus and Hermione loving - for some reason a fic without it just doesn't work for me. *Sigh* I'm hopeless.Thanks for reading and reviewing!AV
Your imagination needs a Gold Star for this little work of art!The thought of Hermione as a tomato - for three weeks! - made me snort my tea... lol.Fabulous... bravo!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
I cannot claim credit for it, one of the other reviewers came up with this, but it puts a new spin on 'persistent vegitative state.' I'm glad you got a good chuckle. All the best love! AV
This is hilarious! I especially loved that George didnt even know the average temp in his home country! Well done AV 
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Thank you m'dear, but as I've discovered, any time you add the twins it's pure ...magic... They always steal the show. Schmootches babe! AV
This is so lovely and funny! Great!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Score! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. All the best! AV
I really like this.
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Thanks! I'm so glad you did. All the best, AV
Now, I saw that prompt and thought... haven't a clue. You've done a remarkable job with it, as usual, AV!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Thank you deb! I wasn't sure about it either. I couldn't come up with any reason why anyone would want to go to Antarctica, so the idea of it being a joke sprang to mind. And, well... the rest as they say, was 'magic.' All the best babe!AV
Bwahahahaha! I'm sure Severus is going to need that raise. I see a lot of dates financed by the Weasley twins in Severus and Hermione's future. Nicely done!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
I have a massively bad habit of inserting (shamelessly) SSHG into everything I can manage. I wibbled if it was too much at the end, but ultimately didn't care. I'm glad you liked it! AV
Nice work with the prompt! Humorous, and it flawlessly worked in tomato and Antartica. Thanks for the chuckle!
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Why thank you. I wasn't sure if I'd take the prompt on Saturday until I was struck with the Weasley-inspiration. BTW- you should come out and play with us on the Sat Night drabbles. Iz fun! AV
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I bloody freaking bloody loved it! Bloody. Freaking.
Er... so, yeah, I loved it
"She was the best part of his day." made me swoon. Literally! Eeeee! :)
Author's Response: Yea! I'm so pleased you LOVED it. *happydance* I'm glad it worked for you. I had fun. AV
*smiles - was a good read.... What was the prompt?
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
I'm glad you liked it. It was: Hermione, Antarctica, and Tomato. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! AV
Response from sara lady dalian (Reviewer)
Hmm.... Interesting. Wonder what it would have been like to be a tomato in Antartica?
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Most likely: Solid.
“three weeks as a fucking tomato"
Leave it to you to create a whole new definition for 'persistent vegetative state.' C
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
Bwahahaha! You know, I hadn't thought of that. You're good! AV
Response from Canny (Reviewer)
*blushes* I do try, my darling!!
Response from Canny (Reviewer)
You quoted me!!! You quoted me!! How cool is that? I feel honored and all giddy inside....*sigh*...yay!! 
Response from ApollinaV (Author of Freeze Your Balls Off)
What can I say, it was really funny.