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A Fate Worse than Death

christev

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Humor Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 300 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Albus Dumbledore has been ordered off sweets after a diagnosis of diabetes.

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Member Since 2007  |  13 Stories  |  Favorited by 14  |  269 Reviews Written  |  158 Review Responses

I'm somewhat addicted to SSHG fics, but have a strong appreciation for Harry/Draco as well. It's nice to have two ships who can double date!

I hope you enjoy reading these drabbles as much as I enjoyed writing them.

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10/10

BrenaMarie

Poor Albus! I can totally see him pulling thsese stunts too! Thanks for this cute drabble. Much Love ~ Brena

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

LOL - I thnk Albus would almost always have just one more little hidey hole! :) Thanks, Brena!

10/10

ApollinaV

Bwahahaha!  The master manipulator doesn't like getting bandied about!  Oh fabulous!  And I LOVE Severus' line about the way he takes the health of others into consideration - such a cutting sentiment.  I'm maliciously happy he doesn't have his lemon sherberts.  Well done! AV

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

You know Severus - sarcasm on a stick. (Along with sex, snark, and snottiness!) I personally think Albus is getting what he deserves, although no one wants Minerva's sucky dietetic candies - that's just cruel. Might as well eat Hagrid's rock cakes. Thanks for the review!

10/10

snitchette

Smile. I've recently been diagnosed diabetic myself so I pity the poor Albus.

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry! I did consider people in RL with diabetes (including a friend of mine who is dangerously close to being diagnosed), and didn't want to be frivolous about the disease, but wanted to play more on Albus' constant sweet diet. I hope people don't try to offer you sucky dietetic candies as some kind of consolation prize!

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

Not for the moment. Thanks for the concern you're showing.

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morgaine_dulac

Never before has diabetes been so cute.

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

Thanks! :) I do want to be clear that I'm totally making fun of Albus, but not the disease.

0/10

sunny33

I can just see him having hidden stashes! :)

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

Can't you though?! And just when he thinks his favorite is safe... CAUGHT by the candy police!  :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

*Sends Albus a large jar of Splenda lemons*

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

That's gotta be better than nasty blechy dietetic hard candies! Albus says we should all go bugger ourselves thank you. :)

0/10

debjunk

LOL.  This reminds me of my Grandma, who had stuff stashed everywhere.  I think it's an old-person trait!

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

I fear I'm turning into them with my little stashes... Ack!

10/10

luvsev

Aww, poor Albus. He's addicted to sweets but he can't have them anymore.

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

Something in me wants to say it serves the meddling old codger right, but I sure would hate if my favorite snacks were confiscated! :)

10/10

Amita

Well done - not too sweet.

Response from christev (Author of A Fate Worse than Death)

Ha! Thanks!

10/10

mick42

Poor Albus, with Poppy on the job it's cold turkey for him.

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