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Saturday Night Drabbles The Incredible Snake
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The Incredible Snake

1: Oneshot

The Incredible Snake

debjunk

17 Reviews   |   17 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )

Drabble/100-Word Saturday Night Drabbles 841 Words 1 Chapter Complete

What happens when a wizard discovers a superhero? Nothing good, that's for sure!

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Member Since 2008  |  76 Stories  |  Favorited by 271  |  3,083 Reviews Written  |  4,563 Review Responses

I am a classically trained singer with three children. I love Star Trek and have watched probably every episode of every series. Favorite HP charaters are Snape and McGonagall. (not as a couple.)

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inthedesk

Funniest thing I've read in ages.  I love your sense of humer and you have a wicked way with words. Please keep it up.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thank you! Sometimes I just get in this mood, and my daughter helps me too. We kind of feed off of each other.

10/10

Anonymous

*rolls on floor with laughter* *wipes tears from eyes* My, that was brilliant! Bloody brilliant! Voldemort as a superhero! *fit of giggles* And he completely forgets his old goals...
Snape as a closet comic fan is absolutely cool, too - particularly him being proud of called "bat"!" *giggles*

Author's Response: Thank you!  I had a hoot with it myself!  Even Voldy can't get the superhero thing right.

10/10

ApollinaV

That is just fantastic.  And you chose the perfect character!  Voldemort as a caped crusader.  Holy Horocruxes Batman!  Wow.  That's just... wow.  Love it! -AV

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Heh, heh.  Thanks, AV!

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kimjo2

that was an absolute and total hoot!  brilliant, my deb!  thanks so much                                            (me blowing kisses)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

LOL.  Thanks, kimjo!

10/10

blue artemis

That was too funny.  I loved Batman comics.  I gave them up after my son was born.  I'm sure I will be reading comics again after he's old enough for them.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Probably!  It will probably be fun to relive them through your son's eyes.  I've found that with my daughters.  I'm currently reliving Charlotte's Web with my six-year-old.

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christev

See there? You've proved that all you have to do is give Voldy something positive to do and he'll forget all that world domination nonsense! Hilarious - great story, and how cool that you have your own animator! (Don't suppose she'd draw us The Incredible Arse, eh?) Great way to answer the prompt. :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

If you ask her nicely she might.  She was doodling in church today and drew another pic of the Snake, and up... up in the sky, there he was... the Incredible Arse!  Boy, his arse was really incredible.

Response from christev (Reviewer)

Pretty, pretty, pretty please, could we have a picture of the Incredible Arse? (Would reverse psychology work: I don't beleve the Arse is all that!) :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Ask and ye shall receive:http://macarenaneji.deviantart.com/art/The-Incredible-Arse-121485395

Response from christev (Reviewer)

WOW! The Incredible Arse is definitely ALL THAT, some-a THIS, and a little bit of THAT-OVER-THERE mixed in!! Thanks!!

10/10

snitchette

OMG It's too funny *giggles* Voldy as a super hero and he even has a song. *ROFL clutching my belly*Did he have a cape *more giggles*

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Of course!  He's never seen the Incredibles. 

10/10

slasher454

Very funny! ;D

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thank you!

10/10

luvsev

Hehehe, Voldemort as a superhero. ;)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Can you believe it?  Who would have thought?

10/10

beaweasley2

Voldemort the masked crusader!  Oh my lords - watch out below!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

He's not quite what he thinks he is, but he's better than a Dark Lord.

0/10

sunny33

ROFL.  Voldie turns goodie two-shoes! :)

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Yep.  Soon, he'll be giving money to Muggles.

10/10

karelia

Bahahaha. I can just imagine Voldie to be this full of ego. I'll never look at Batman in the same way, LOL.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Snapey-poo's my Batman.  Maybe he goes out secretly at night, too.  Perhaps he can team up with The Snake!  As for Voldie, he definitely thinks he's the cat's meow!

10/10

Anonymous

Snape liking Batman... oh, that's too perfect. 

Total LOL at the British superheroes.

Oh, that's hilarious.  And while it may be a bit silly, if it gets Voldemort to do good instead of evil (or at least try to), I think it wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Author's Response: Doing sort-of good, you mean.  But, as you said, that's better than evil.  Thanks, SL!

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peppermint

The Snake! Oh gosh, too funny. Great drawing, too.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thanks!  Lisa says thanks too.

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

That was great. I love Voldemort being inspired to become a superhero. Thanks for the fun!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thank you.  The crazier I could get it, the happier I was.

10/10

lyn_f

*snorfle*Who would have thought Mouldy Vouldy would want to be a superhero for the Greater Good?The drawing is *awesome*!

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thanks, Lyn.  And thanks from Lisa too.

10/10

BrenaMarie

OMG Deb, This is hilarious.  You totally rock. Much Love ~ Me

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thanks, hon!  You're awesome too.

Response from debjunk (Author of The Incredible Snake)

Thought you might appreciate this:http://macarenaneji.deviantart.com/art/The-Incredible-Arse-121485395

Response from BrenaMarie (Reviewer)

OMG These are awesome.  Tell Lisa I think she kicks butt.  Thanks for sharing.  Much Love ~ Me

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