OMG.. Limericks! Wonderful, tantalising, teasing limericks by MHaydn who is blessed in every which way by all the Muses that be--these limericks are memorable on so many levels; thank you for sharing your endless talent! Each story I click on is a refreshing new reading experience--broadening my universe--yes, in a wonderful way! I love how you take a form of verse, poetry or prose and blend it with HP canon, the possibilities of your writing are endless and *inspirational*

There once was an scribe named MHaydnWhose time was forever a-bidin'We'd patiently waitA yearn-ed updateOr watching for reviews replyin'*runs away quickly*

There once was a seductress named CissaWhose assets rivalled those of her sistersWith a flip of her hairAnd a flash of leg bareShe left a trail of worshipping wizardsA curmudgeonly wizard called Sev'rusLooked longingly 'pon the witch's prowessFirst he was enviousThen found perhaps jealousOf the man she bathed with attentivenessOf Lucius, the man who won Cissa's heartNo other witch could entice them to partYet Cissa did mach'nateWith master consummate'Cause Lucius certainly lacked in the artJust my

Response from MHaydn (Author of One Dozen Innocent Limericks)

  

There once was a youngest sister

Who needed someone to assist her.

Although she was married,

She remained quite harried.

To the heights, her spouse did not lift her.

  

There once was a Potions master

Who feared her elegant laughter.

Although he was shy,

He gave it a try,

And caught the girl he was after

  

There once was a desk in a study

Whose surface we know was quite handy.

With scarcely a tut,

The two had a rut,

And found the experience quite heady

 

There once was a teacher called McGonagallWho was afraid the castle would fall a gall;Oh, wow, great job!!!! xDDDDDDDD Fall a gall....*Snickers*There once was a scholar called HermioneWho was devoted to study entirely;But she could only gapeAt her Professor SnapeAnd thereafter must read on his knee.o_0 Oh my! Woohoo! Hello Severus...yum yum!GREAT job! Completely hilarious!

This is very good. I enjoy it greatly.

Loved them although my favorite is Granger - the lady of danger!  Great job - I have never been the best at poetry.  I envy your iambic pentameter and rhyming skills :D

Very cute and clever!

Oh, wow! I just love the way you managed to rhyme everything so perfectly! I'm really awful with rhymes, and anybody who can manage to do something so well with them is just amazing to me!I really liked the one about Molly, and the last one where you used 'Granger' instead of 'Hermione.' I loved that last line: 'And she became a lady of danger.' So. . . I can't even describe it. It just makes me feel queer.Anyway, thank you so much for submitting these lovely little limericks for no one's profit but the priveliged readers'!~Katie

Pretty good, I'd have never been able to think of things to rhyme with some of these names! I particularly liked Molly's poem.