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Not Going to Portus Club Chapter 3: Three
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Not Going to Portus Club

Chapter 3 of 3

sunny33

How to keep two luscious men entertained.

Drabble/100-Word Potter Place Fun 544 Words 3 Chapters Complete
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Half an hour later, Severus and Remus were seen returning from their private tryst with the New Zealander. All three were happily chatting, as if they had not just been indulging in a quick three-way orgy. The two men looked totally worn out!

With a kiss on each of their cheeks, Sunny returned to the bar for another invigorating, well-earned brew. The beautiful, sexy women surrounding her shot her looks of envy, no doubt wondering what she had that they lacked.

She smirked to herself. If only they knew that the way to a man's heart was not through his stomach, not through his penis, but through his brain.

The three had just played a hard fought game of Scrabble, and the boys had been soundly thrashed.

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Latest 25 Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club

20 Reviews  |  8.0/10 Average

10/10

Anonymous

I usually cheat at that game.

Author's Response: Play me on Facebook.

10/10

Anonymous

Who are these people?  

Author's Response: I found them at Potter Place. You don't have to be crazy to hang out there, but it sure helps! :)

10/10

Anonymous

Are people often interested only in Severus's body? 

Author's Response: What?  Of course not!  It's his brain, his books, his delightful personaliy, his incredible sense of humour, his sartorial elegance.  Oh, OK.  I give in. It's his body.

10/10

Anonymous

I always cheat at scrabble.

Well done. 



Author's Response: Remind me never to play it with you then!

10/10

Anonymous

Really?  With REMUS?????

Author's Response: Really, really!

10/10

Anonymous

ROFL
I've seen those shoes.  They really are divine.

Author's Response: They are, aren't they. *preens*

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

"Scrabble"  too right

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

just playing mind games with the boys...

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

just playing mind games with the boys...

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

my favorite character is NSS  she is my hero

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I think she is in charge... for the moment.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I think she is in charge... for the moment.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

 wonders why his so willing to obey so easily  He never seemed to obey before at least not without whinning  your good

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Because it was me? It's the accent LOL

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Because it was me? It's the accent LOL

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh hehehe yes! You beat Snape at Scrabble! Hilarious! cute story

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well he tried to use Potion's ingredients, but that was against the rules as they weren't in the dictionary, and Remus couldn't spell!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well he tried to use Potion's ingredients, but that was against the rules as they weren't in the dictionary, and Remus couldn't spell!

0/10

OpalJade

I'm not crazy about kissing a smoker, but I tell you, when I saw Snape in a leather jacket having a smoke at Portus, (ooops! should I not mention I was there?) I would've gladly snogged him! :)Very cute story...I like the idea of Snape chuckling!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thanks Opal!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thanks Opal!

0/10

Hedgehog33

*snort*  Just fantastic!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thanks! We all had a lot of fun.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Thanks! We all had a lot of fun.

0/10

Dreamy_Dragon

I love the scrabble twist :D

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Words can be sexy too...

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Words can be sexy too...

10/10

snitchette

Hilarious and totally unexpected.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You weren't thinking lewd thoughts were you? Gotcha!

10/10

snitchette

"not just interested in his body" *snorts and quirks eyebrow at that* Really ? I suspect the tea is just to lure him better.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, someone had to come up with a different approach! :P

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, someone had to come up with a different approach! :P

0/10

silverdoe

Scrabble ::shakes head:: Still can't believe you just played scrabble :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

See reply below, think what fun can be had with words alone...

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

Hmm. Never considered that. Now where did we store that scrabble game. I'm sure hubby won't mind a late night game.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

See reply below, think what fun can be had with words alone...

Response from silverdoe (Reviewer)

Hmm. Never considered that. Now where did we store that scrabble game. I'm sure hubby won't mind a late night game.

10/10

peppermint

You'll have to forgive me, I'm young and lustful *G*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

LOL, and with that cleavage, it's just as well!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

LOL, and with that cleavage, it's just as well!

10/10

notsosaintly

All that ear blowing and fliritng ... the wearing of the red shoes ... all for Scrabble! Well, at least Severus will be in prime condition for when I get my hands on him. *lol*

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Haven't you ever played "naughty word" Scrabble? You owe me a cuppa for getting him all heated up for you!

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

You know, I do.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

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Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Haven't you ever played "naughty word" Scrabble? You owe me a cuppa for getting him all heated up for you!

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

You know, I do.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

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10/10

notsosaintly

Such a flirt! Blows in his ear (trying to make NSS jealous, I know) and then taking them off to a private room to ... Well, on to the next chapter!  (I know what's going to happen anyway, but I didn't want to give any spoilers.)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

It worked , didn't it?

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

Sure as heck got 'em there!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

It worked , didn't it?

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

Sure as heck got 'em there!

10/10

notsosaintly

Thank you for making him get rid of that cigarette.  Really, and I have to KISS that mouth later!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You're welcome dear, ashtray mouth is SO unappealing!

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

Tell me about it.  My husband smokes.  He doesn't get kissed much.  Unless he brushes his darn teeth.  But it's a real disappointment, you know?

Response from sunny33 (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You're welcome dear, ashtray mouth is SO unappealing!

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

Tell me about it.  My husband smokes.  He doesn't get kissed much.  Unless he brushes his darn teeth.  But it's a real disappointment, you know?

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